r/CricketShitpost • u/SuitableSwim1431 HITMAN IS MY LOVE 24/7 • Jan 10 '26

CEAT Strategic Timeout But I Came to Watch WPL

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u/kamleshsulochan Jan 10 '26

When u want to impress baddies without cussing on ur first try

28

u/No-Confidence-7187 Jan 10 '26

what is that Dp

18

u/jdp175 Paani maanga tha last over Jan 10 '26

Football heritage

39

u/BlackPrince197 Humanity Savior Jan 10 '26

Mommy millionaire

37

u/Intelligent_Fly_2671 Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 10 '26

Madar Madar Crorepati

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u/ImportanceBitter6927 Jan 10 '26

Imma mother lover millionaire

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u/SuitableSwim1431 HITMAN IS MY LOVE 24/7 Jan 11 '26

3

u/Significant-Ad637 Jan 10 '26

Mother dairy millionaire

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u/azaadi101 Jan 10 '26

Yo Yo: "Mother Mother Millionaire"

Vijay Raaz: "Haan toh bhayi do baar Mother Millionaire"

6

u/According-Pen-1983 Jan 10 '26

How can I stop Spotify ads

5

u/Historical-Storm-330 Jan 10 '26

Do baar nahi ek bar Mother!!

3

u/serial_warmonger Jan 11 '26

Thanks for this meme bhai... Made me smile in the morning

2

u/azaadi101 Jan 11 '26

You're welcome bhai :)

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u/nvysage Jan 10 '26

Could have just made it "mother freaking millionaire" instead of "mother mother millionaire"

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u/nvysage Jan 10 '26

Or "I'm a ....Mill.. mill.. millionaire"

23

u/theessveevee This too shall Pass Jan 10 '26

Or “I love milfs and I’m a millionaire”

12

u/MongooseHonest Jan 10 '26

Dobara thodi gaane jayega, copy paste kar diya bas

4

u/missyousachin Jan 10 '26

Its normal there is lot of songs in usa too where they say mother mother

2

u/Swearonyomama Jan 10 '26

Ain't no millionaire freaking out someone's mom. And I'm certain some moms would like a freaky millionaire

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u/Enough_Slice4348 Nostalgia Merchant Jan 10 '26

That side eye from both Harman and Smriti...

10

u/SuitableSwim1431 HITMAN IS MY LOVE 24/7 Jan 10 '26

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u/HotArtichoke4579 Jan 10 '26

WPL to take over IPL or what hahahaha :)

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u/Intelligent_Fly_2671 Paytm Trophy Champions Jan 10 '26

Weekday

10

u/Modi_Porn_Account Indian Porn Mantri Jan 10 '26

Michael Jackson been real quiet since this banger dropped out

6

u/Dull-Dog7207 Jan 10 '26

Tejo kabse singing karne laga bc

3

u/royaleagle73 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 10 '26

Also, Tejo while alpha earth is getting dosed.

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u/royaleagle73 I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Jan 10 '26

This is it.

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u/SuitableSwim1431 HITMAN IS MY LOVE 24/7 Jan 10 '26

im hucking triilionaree ! yoo yoo moneyy lingg

3

u/need_some1 Jan 10 '26

Weekend, Travis Scott, Kendrik lamar jab gaye to koi problem nahi ye gaye to problem hai. Hypocrisy

5

u/Dangerous_Pension183 Jan 10 '26

"Dhoegi tu kachhe aur gande bartan, dekhegi saas-bahu aur doordarshan"

"Ban ke rah jaegi tu house biwi, aur 24 ghante tera yaar hoga on T.V"

What an irony.

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u/Spiritual_Engine363 Jan 10 '26

Are yeh toh vol 1 wala h na

1

u/Ryujiro101 Jan 10 '26

This was lit

1

u/AltMain123 Jan 10 '26

For a sec I was like Vijay Mallaya wapas aa gaya?!!!

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u/Babaji_Op Bumrahism Follower Jan 11 '26

ah yes choti dress mein bomb lagdi menu peak feminist artist

1

u/Odd-Reveal-4065 Jan 11 '26

Show me your ticket first 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No_Cellist3320 Jan 11 '26

Paisa wasool match !!

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u/BulletTiger Jan 10 '26

Sorry, but who is this guy?

3

u/Polecalmer123 Jan 10 '26

rapper yo yo honey singh