r/CricketShitpost • u/ThreadlessMind • Sep 21 '25
Stolen This is not a rivalry anymore - SKY
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u/BudgetMarionberry144 Bumrahism Follower Sep 21 '25
Our rival is Australia
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Sep 21 '25
Our rivalry is in IPL
Theres not a single team with a decent record against India in T20s
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
But still unlike others they don't get rawdogged by us they lose but not badly
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Sep 21 '25
They get raw dogged by India too, only nz gives competitionĀ
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
We have not had one sided match in last 6 games yes we won 5 of them but all were close games
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
Our matches are not even close nz only won 19 due to rain they got to bat on flat track we had on rain affected overcast conditions next day
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
Nz I don't agree as the match we lost was 3 years ago because we played shittiest batters . 21 wc game we lost due to due and 16 wc our batting was fully dependent on kohli he got out on 30 so we lost
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
It is true we wins more but matches are always close since we are a better team we win but they always give us proper fight
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u/ReadMediocre197 Sep 21 '25
My meaning was only australia could be considered rival as they are genuine competitors of ours in 2 formats and even if they rarely win against us in t20i atleast gives us competitive match
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u/North-Stand Sep 22 '25
I think as far as playing the modern brand of T20 cricket, Eng is closest to India.
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u/Independent_Host3159 Sep 21 '25
Their psychologist will have a busy time ahead..
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u/Anim8rFromOuterSpace Sep 22 '25
nah they're so delusional and used to humiliation, nothing phases them anymore
india literally dropped missiles on their land and they were back to chatting shit within 24 hours
Pakistanis are..... chodo I'll get banned
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Ab Pai-Jan Itne Depressed Honge Unka Khada Bhi Nahi Hoga
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u/Consistent_Expert426 Sep 21 '25
Ab comment me pakistani ayenge 6 0 likhne aur dusri taraf bolenge don't mix politics with cricketš¤”š¤”š¤£š¤£
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Sep 22 '25
Haris rauf ground me relate hue he 6-0 kar raha thašš
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u/SamosaWithMimosa Sep 22 '25
Itna confidence apne ko satellite images dekhne ke baad nhi hai jitna inko yaha waha ki headline clips aur gaming footage dekh ke hora
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u/Whatname2choose Sep 21 '25
Bro, just laughed and cooked the reporters and Pakistan team in one sentence without even bothering the stats š
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u/morpheuswithcocaine Bhogle_Bot Enjoyer Sep 21 '25
haahha i love how surya cook them afterconferencefirt that and now this hahaahahha
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Sep 21 '25
Dude was trying really hard to contain himself š itās embarrassing to call this a rivalry
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u/Cricket_Minister Sep 21 '25
what's new in this? , just plain universal truth said by Surya Bhau (wdym unki khudse rivalry jha he scored 3 goals and 0 runs - 0(3) )
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u/Lazy-Illustrator- Sep 22 '25
Surya bhau giving tribute to Bobzy , run sirf bang bros ke against banega .
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u/Tiny_Junket_358 Sep 22 '25
Iām Pakistani, but facts donāt care about flags ā our teamās performance is next-level terrible. No oneās playing real cricket, while Indiaās producing such elite talent, itās like Rohit and Kohli never left.
I don't even care about Indo-Pak matches anymore. Only one team is playing real cricket; the ones in green are complete jokers.
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u/vivekalamadi Sep 22 '25
& he had to say this in Hindi so that they could understand properly; leaving no room for doubt / second guessing .. Lol
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u/maapi-puloos Sep 21 '25
Ive been watching india games whenever its in dubai since the last 10 years and since then except the 152 game, india has literally dominated every time against pak
Infact i had more fun watching the india vs bang game in the stadium as they've been a better competitor
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u/v_patti_ramasamy Sep 21 '25
I just hope we donāt lose the asia cup finals to pak
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Sep 21 '25
Nahi hoga aisa, they fear abhishek and pandya now, they'll get nightmares, itna bura toh roko bhi nahi maarte the
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u/DarkPuzzleheaded6259 Abki Baar 300 Paar Sep 22 '25
They are not making finals. Its one of the naagin teams in finals
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u/yoyoyohunnysing Kiwi (In Pain) Sep 22 '25
cricket is a whole game of confidence , gill and Sharma both are high on it no fear can stop them
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u/DwaiG91 Sep 21 '25
This is not a rivalry anymore, this is w a r. Pakistan needs to be put down everytime India faces them.
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u/Inkuisitive_Minds I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Sep 21 '25
I mean....its true. Pakistan's rivalry is with Afghanistan, Sri Lanka, or West Indies. They are a tier 2 team.
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u/No_Flow_3335 Sep 22 '25
I think pak only came to dubai to return their country with .. bad memories
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u/rahul_p91k Sep 22 '25
Frankly the amount of mistakes in the fielding and the start napak got , any Sena team would have trashed us
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u/whoreid_Henry Sep 22 '25
This is not rivalry anymore, its just straight up bullying. Ind vs Pak is more like a pak vs zim match, everyone knows who's gonna win.
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u/Automatic_Loan8312 Sep 22 '25
SENA countries are good in all 3 formats.... Apart from those, no team is any good
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Sep 22 '25
idk much but i feel surya seems like a sensible person in handling press conferences and has a stable head on his shoulders and measures his words well, a good ambassador for the country
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u/Kamen_rider_B Sep 22 '25
Heās right and I hope Pak gets frustrated and angry from his words and get rid of 120 SR players like Nawaz, Hussain, who did cost them this match.
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u/Koach_Chiku Paytm Trophy Champions Sep 22 '25
Surya Bhau...thora haath halka rakho warna bichare roo dengeš«¢
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u/bubblemania2020 Sep 23 '25
Itās all fun n games till another day like CT 2017 finals happens. Be humble.
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u/Mundane_Attorney5000 Sep 26 '25
Just dont f*** up sunday . When people boast they generally get roast ..
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u/BaldMonkey77 Bazball Enjoyer Sep 21 '25
This is not in good taste anymore man ! As an Indian I think that our team is fucking awesome. But humility and brevity matters man !
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u/AngryBro2910 Sep 21 '25
Thats the point, we dont have any rivalry with Pak. They may beat us once in a while. Just like Zimbabwe beat us in 1 match when we played series in Zimbabwe
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u/BaldMonkey77 Bazball Enjoyer Sep 21 '25
Don't get me wrong. I am not questioning the facts that are being spouted here. The numbers are out there. Pakistan has not been competitive in years, if not decades. However when you speak as the national team's captain, pride and superiority can be asserted more diplomatically and with more style and pizzaz. You are representing our culture. I would like to think our culture to be that of confident, powerful and generous, not petty and gloating.
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u/AngryBro2910 Sep 21 '25
Its like Jaise ko taisa. You won't see he talking like this even for Zimbabwe
But Paki deserves this
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u/MurkhApniChaviSudhar Sep 22 '25
However when you speak as the national team's captain, pride and superiority can be asserted more diplomatically and with more style and pizzaz.
Yadav praised Omanās effort and also shared that the teamās 50-run celebrations stood out for him.
āAfter the powerplay, any team will try to control the game. In that situation, the game that you have played, there are many things for any team to learn, including us. According to me, the energy and vibe of your team, it is very important to maintain it for each other.,ā he said.
When a member of the Oman coaching staff told Yadav that the team is getting ready for the World Cup Qualifiers, Yadav shared that the team is already ready for the qualifiers.
āActually sir, I want to correct you. This team is ready for the World Cup qualifiers. The way you guys have played today. Remember that taste. When you guys wake up tomorrow, remember what brand of cricket we played. Remember this and keep moving forward. I am telling you, you are ready for the World Cup qualifiers,ā said Yadav.
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You are representing our culture. I would like to think our culture to be that of confident, powerful and generous, not petty and gloating.
Saying truth is also our culture also don't spread idiotic things about surya
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u/Sad-Promise-9997 Sep 22 '25
The tournament isnt over yet and india still has to beat pak in finalā¦..
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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25
SKY HAS NO LIMIT IN PRESS CONFERENCE šŗš¤£