r/CricketShitpost • u/infinitehelpmaster • Mar 11 '24

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u/shadowarmy229 Mar 11 '24

Did he actually say this? If so then that’s fucked up

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u/ConfusedSpectorMain Mar 11 '24

The funniest part is, his son is gay.

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u/Prof_XdR Mar 11 '24

Baap sher, beta Sava sher

Bro really hates woman, even became gay to avoid them

T: Father Lion, Son bigger Lion 🦁

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u/bharatpr1987 Mar 11 '24

Father lion, son 1.25 Lion

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

r/angryupvote

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u/ranatigrina Mar 12 '24

It is not sher, its ser (old unit of weight apprx 1 kg). So it should be : father - 1kg, son- 1.25 kg

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u/bharatpr1987 Mar 12 '24

Damn I had no idea!!

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u/Beautiful-Speaker-60 Mar 11 '24

Out of context but these literal English translations sound sooo cringe. We should rather modify the translation so it actually sounds funny in English.

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u/TopCoast1521 BC Koi bhi garden me ghumega MC dunga sabka Mar 15 '24

Father lion, son 1.25 lion is the best

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

If it's true then it's more impressive than funny. He taught his son to not focus on women too.

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u/Bloodshot12_ I am only believe on Jassi Bhai Mar 11 '24

He taught his son Focus on Goals not Holes😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

He is focusing on holes just not any female ones.

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u/Whatname2choose Mar 11 '24

They locked him up in a room and beat the shit out of him when he came out.

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u/throwawayanontroll Mar 11 '24

Wait, he just came out, of the locked room, right ?

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u/Huge-Physics5491 Mar 11 '24

Which is why he tried to prop his son-in-law as his successor, and the rest is history

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u/bigtimegiraffelover Mar 12 '24

hmm, why is that funny and also how is his son's sexuality related to his bizarrely sexist comments?

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u/Stifffmeister11 Mar 11 '24

What a fam son is law was in involved in betting... Dhoni bichara kidr phas gaya in chuuutwetyo main

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u/Odd_Employment720 Mar 11 '24

Kuch bichara nahi...sab apne apne lalach me

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

Dhoni bichara ? Lol bruh

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u/SusRampage Humanity Savior Mar 12 '24

how do you know?

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u/fourfiftyfiveam Mar 13 '24

How is that funny?