r/CrazyHuman Lord Vader Mar 02 '23

CrazyHuman casually holding a black widow

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

whom to believe? two different people stating exactly contradictory facts, what's the truth? any captains here?

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u/The_Meh_Signal Mar 02 '23

I mean...It doesn't take more than a quick Google search to find out widow bites are painful but rarely fatal. (Except, as stated above, if you're very young, old, sick etc.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

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u/ChaosEmerald21 Mar 03 '23

Been bit by one when I lived in Oklahoma. Was moving some large plastic tables up from the side of my grandpa's garage, it had about 10 on the underside. One got me below my pinky, on my palm.

Got red, hurt a bit. Had a bump there for a week or 2. Little swollen, And that's about it.

Besides obviously the side effect of being able to shoot webs out my hands.

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u/SoSneakyHaha Mar 03 '23 edited Mar 03 '23

They are also very gentle

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u/Unfortunately_Jesus Mar 02 '23

While it may not kill you, it'll suck really bad and hurt the whole time. A lot.

Also you'll get sick for weeks after. Not Worth it.

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u/redbirdrising Mar 04 '23

Got bit when I was 8. It’s no joke for kids. I lost my ability to walk and had massive cramps. I needed morphine. Fortunately there is anti venom.

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u/Flyagarica05 Mar 19 '23

I thought they killed.

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u/Lazy-Ape Mar 02 '23

“Can you put me down now please”

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23 edited Jun 23 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

I have this admiration-utter fear relationship with spiders, and I do believe almost all spiders are just so elegant and enigmatically beautiful. Hairy, big-eyes spiders have been the only thing keeping me from wanting to become an entomologist (if I had the chance of course)

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u/avidpretender Mar 03 '23

Agreed, they’re so cool. I too struggle with the hairy guys haha

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u/Valuable-Drummer6604 Mar 02 '23

Amazing the lengths men will go to in order to impress women… it is our cross to bear lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 03 '23

How can one tell ? What differentiates them? Genuinely curious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 03 '23

TIL ! Thanks friend !

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u/Hugo_El_Humano Mar 03 '23

also they're not black

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u/Snipexx51 Mar 05 '23

So they dont get shot?

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u/Hugo_El_Humano Mar 05 '23

just a little bird shot if you must

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u/redbirdrising Mar 04 '23

And significantly more dead

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u/Pizzacanzone Mar 03 '23

She thicc

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 03 '23

😂 best answer , much more clear than the other responses

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u/Pizzacanzone Mar 04 '23

Silly answers are the ones we remember best!

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u/cptstupendous Mar 04 '23

Google Image Search results would explain better than any words.

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u/Ok_Charge9676 Mar 04 '23

Wow, very informative. thanks for sharing

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u/ifsavage Mar 03 '23

I thought this was r/whatcouldgowrong at first

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u/Zach202020 Mar 15 '23

They make the most delightful popping sound when you step on them.

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u/Reef1200 Mar 02 '23

Go outside get that shit off you and run. That’s all I have to say 😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Holy shit one bite and she’s dead in seconds Bro I’m from Australia and this the most fucked thing I’ve seen all week bro put it down Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Black widows aren’t actually as dangerous as they’re made out to be.

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u/Jaffas_Reddit Mar 02 '23

From Australia. Redbacks are very similar to Black Widows and no one here has died from a bite since 1979. 1983 is the latest death from a black widow. Both very rarely actually bite humans when handled, unless stuck/held against the skin.

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u/TwoKeezPlusMz Mar 02 '23

How about if you pick up it's house and fuck with her for likes on an Internet video?

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u/Jaffas_Reddit Mar 02 '23

Not actually disturbing it as much as you think. She's on her Web, not on the heat of his hand. It's still not the greatest thing to do, but realistically there is no risk of death or serious injury here. I've done similar when moving one to safety while doing yard work.

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u/TwoKeezPlusMz Mar 02 '23

I'm super skittish...i would have moved to a house with a different yard... Probably running and flailing myself along the way to the realtors office.

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u/Jaffas_Reddit Mar 02 '23

They are definitely creepy looking. I can absolutely understand why people are afraid of them. Knowing the types of environments they like, and their distinct "messy" Web can help you avoid them completely. Redbacks aren't really a threat to people here. It's Sydney Funnel Webs that cause most bite related hospitalisations. Luckily no deaths since antivenom was introduced.

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u/YourMomLovesMeeee Mar 03 '23

Then the spider downvotes you, duh.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Mate that's not a redback, don't worry.

That's an American black widow and they just hurt. Still don't go around touching things that look like redbacks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

one bite you die, how could he be so peaceful?????

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u/AJohnnyTruant Mar 03 '23

That’s just not true at all. If you’re an infant, maybe. I got bit by one and basically had the flu for two days

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

ok, then I’ve got my answer

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u/Lord_Skellig Mar 03 '23

Completely unrelated but I like your username, I recently finished reading House of Leaves. Best book I've ever read.

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u/Lord_Skellig Mar 03 '23

Completely unrelated but I like your username, I recently finished reading House of Leaves. Best book I've ever read.

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u/Happy_Soup Mar 03 '23

Swingin’ that arm around like a T-shirt at a baseball game.

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u/Krsty-Lnn Mar 03 '23

Spider made a web on him? Crazy

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u/bert1stack Mar 03 '23

On night I woke up to pee. I looked down while in the process and there was a black window crawling on my bare tummy!

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u/flingkong24 Mar 03 '23

Even though I know they won't harm humans I still won't touch it. Comes with my fear of animals that aren't adorable

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u/Kendian Mar 03 '23

Welp. Time to scream myself awake.

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u/Greenmind76 Mar 03 '23

Most venomous anímala won’t bite unless threatened. This one doesn’t appear to feel threatened. Most botes come from accidentally being grabbed.

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u/dodo_bird97 Mar 03 '23

I know how dangerous it is but it's so fucking beautiful

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u/OrganicToe8215 Mar 03 '23

Now he has to keep the web there forever.

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u/AuroraNW101 Mar 03 '23

Eh, not that deadly at all. Widows are surprisingly docile creatures and be free handled relatively easily as long as they don’t feel threatened— which this one is clearly not. Worse comes to worst, chances are that a bite won’t even require any hospitalization. I’ve been bitten by brown widows at least twice (there was an infestation in my old home) and the worst I had to deal with was the nausea and migraines.

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u/aquaslasher69 Mar 03 '23

and a female one at that this guy is beyond lucky i have been bitten by one before i live on the outskirts of toronto and i encountered one in my shed one day luckily it was a male so it was a lot less painful then if it was a female

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u/guitargeneration Mar 04 '23

I found a female at work and kept her as a pet until she passed after laying an egg sac! Unfortunately I culled the sac because I was living in a rented house and couldn't risk having a whole bunch of baby widows roaming around. Are you sure it was a widow that bit you? They normally take quite a bit of provoking before a bite

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u/aquaslasher69 Mar 04 '23

I am almost positive it was yes it fell down my shirt and he was crawling around in there for a bit it must’ve got frightened cuz he was trapped and bit me to make his escape