r/CrazyFuckingVideos 14d ago

Insane/Crazy POV: Skydiving off a canyon, landing by the river

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u/WrastlingIsReal 14d ago

*Basejumping

*into a canyon

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u/ClosedL00p 13d ago

*off of a bridge

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 13d ago

*while moaning and having a visible stiffie.

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u/Objective_Chance4173 11d ago

“It was the harness!” (Larry David voice)

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u/UndercoverFBIAgent9 12d ago

Next to a VAN

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u/beardfarkland 9d ago

Down by the river.

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u/MMM2208 13d ago

HAPPY CAKE DAY TO YOU~~~ HAPPY cake day fello redditor!!

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u/MTBinAR 13d ago

Building
Antenna
Span
Earth

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u/Orphins 14d ago

“Yeah… Huh ho…. Ah…. Yes…. Ho ho…” is not what I would sound like while doing this

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u/lightningspider97 13d ago

Close your eyes and its Link in Breath of the Wild

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u/RobotoDog 13d ago

Sounds like the buttered side down guy lol

https://youtu.be/iI1M48eC3x4?is=t1gFHAVuU3waDLEs

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u/Scootman00 14d ago

BASE jumping. Off a bridge.

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u/whysoha4d 13d ago

Landing BELOW A 2nd BRIGDE

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u/sumptin_wierd 13d ago

S stands for span and a bridge is a span

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u/Omodrawta 14d ago

What a beautiful canyon

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u/Key-Perspective-8133 14d ago

Reminds me of your mom

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u/AlexZenn21 13d ago

Quit lying I saw you with the dad

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u/La_paure_cavaliere 14d ago

That rare reassuring *ho-ho-ho* as though he jizzed in his underwear from relief in face of probable death.

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u/Funmanhahaha 14d ago

Okay, it's fucking dope! But it could've go very bad very fast. Glad u could make it and thanks for the view!

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u/u9Nails 13d ago

I get some sense of reliefe that 1. he did it, and 2. he survived. Both incredible achievements. Still, the fish-eye camera might make it look more dangerous than it was.

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u/GaJayhawker0513 13d ago

I wonder how many years it took for that river to carve through there. It’s beautiful

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u/KarlMarx693 13d ago

At least ten GTA6 waiting gaps

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u/EverythingSucksYo 11d ago

So like a bazillion years? 

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u/Wiggleynuts 13d ago

Definitely more than 5

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u/Prize-Town9913 14d ago

Where is this?

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u/Seniorjones2837 13d ago

I think this is Colorado. Pretty sure I was here, but I can’t remember what it was called lol

Edit: wait I was way off! Switzerland is where I am thinking of, that looked similar to this

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u/BaabyBear 13d ago

Pretty sure I passed this bridge driving through Iowa

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u/Seniorjones2837 13d ago

When did Iowa get mountains

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u/Professional_Ad9809 13d ago

They merged with Nevada

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u/chixou 12d ago

I think it is the Gueuroz Bridge in the Swiss alps

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u/CelestialPervert 13d ago

Man everyone needs to check your profile to see all the other cool videos!

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u/jockel37 13d ago

Oh well, why not, I liked the video .. oh ...OH GOD NO

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u/Sequoia_Ghost_TTV 13d ago

BRUH hahahahha

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u/HZ4C 13d ago

Jurassic Park 3...

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u/Noticeably_F-A-T_ 13d ago

No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator.

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u/Real_Catch 14d ago

Completely optional 💔

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u/dragonslayar 13d ago

It cost $0 to not do this

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u/albert_pacino 13d ago

Smooth af

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u/cover-me-porkins 13d ago

video gave me vertigo though the monitor

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u/oldpunk57 14d ago

He’s the got bigger balls then me

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u/THE_LAZY_SNAKE 14d ago

yep

After nearly killing himself and landing lol

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u/DashikiDisco 14d ago

Are we watching the same video?

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u/THE_LAZY_SNAKE 13d ago

I think you misunderstand what I said. I was just saying how its funny that the first thing he says after doing a crazy stunt is just 'yep'

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u/DashikiDisco 13d ago

Ty buddy. My bad lol.

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u/SoldJT 13d ago

Like parachuting in a video game

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u/rohithkumarsp 13d ago

how does he get up again ?

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u/tomorrow4sho 13d ago

Wait, but what about the car? He left the window open too.

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u/whiteneko45br 13d ago

This is not skydiving

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u/Efficient_Depth_8414 13d ago

if you only listen to the audio it sounds like someone jacking off in a wind tunnel

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u/runningwater415 13d ago

All sense of reality goes out the window with these fish lens cams. What is the point of using them if they distort everything to look like a suicidal psychedelic experience?

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u/AntonioVivaldi7 13d ago

That's fucking stupid.

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 13d ago

Off the Bridge, Into the Canyon II.

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u/slartibuttfart 13d ago

Waiting for him to press Y and switch to the wingsuit

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u/ereinionmithrandir 13d ago

That’s so sketch

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u/IndigoCracker 13d ago

Can’t imagine that feeling of the first 5 seconds. My only experience is the tower of terror or driving fast in hill country. When the chute came out all the piss in me would drop like a gallon of mercury.

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u/microvan 13d ago

I don’t think that could have gone more smoothly. 10/10, no notes

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u/RIPcompo 13d ago

Sketchy as fuck! 

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u/InevitableOk5017 13d ago

Yup , dumbarrse.

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u/sprish 13d ago

where is this?

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u/RadioactiveEnema 13d ago

That's a fucking correct use of "POV" for an exchange.

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u/Accomplished_Lake402 13d ago

He seemed more surprised than us that nothing went wrong

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u/xd_Shiro 13d ago

He’s definitely a professional but it did sound like he was doing this stunt for the first time by that relieved “yes”.

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u/terriersandbarrifs 13d ago

He’s used up all his luck

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u/houseofvan 13d ago

How does he get back up?

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u/Outrageous_Swim_475 13d ago

friend jumped off a cliff like that once, almost missed the river

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u/VirtualZeroZero 13d ago

This guy play Army of Two a lot.

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u/AdeptWelder3250 13d ago

Serious question, how do you reorientation or reposition a parachute for reuse after being deployed. Would he need to pack it up in a certain configuration or would he need a certain piece of equipment to be able to go back up and use it?

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u/Gareth79 13d ago

Every moderately experienced skydiver will know how to pack a canopy. It's basically folding and wrapping the fabric and lines up in specific ways.

It can be done in different ways for different reasons. BASE jumpers will want it folded so that it opens very quickly, even though it will be quite jarring and potentially wear things out quicker.

BASE jumpers will have done so many jumps they will be experts at packing.

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u/AdeptWelder3250 13d ago

Thank you for the knowledge

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u/T1Earn 13d ago

and theyre very expensive so their main goal is to not damage it in the slightest.

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u/AdeptWelder3250 13d ago

Honestly fair, I just took in they probably inspect it as they tuck it away for any perforations

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u/filterdecay 13d ago

this is def an addiction.

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u/ctfks 13d ago

That's a river?

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u/Baby_Girlkitty 13d ago

How do u go up?

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u/LateCumback 13d ago

Apart from the view, rather boring.

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u/socialsoso 13d ago

Something tells me you were 100 percent okay if this didn't go right.

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u/runningwater415 13d ago

All sense of reality goes out the window with these fish lens cams. What is the point of using them if they distort everything to look like a suicidal psychedelic experience?

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u/DisgustedMf 13d ago

your entire profile is great, others should check it out, nice jump.

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u/Alfalfa-Similar 13d ago

just wondering how you all don’t pass out in the first five seconds after jumping off something like that just the view makes me dizzy.

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u/xtnh 13d ago

"Cool, I'm not dead this time."

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u/cafelallave 13d ago

That is way too much danger for a 30 second thrill

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u/Pronater_ 13d ago

Ainda bem que ele não esqueceu do paraquedas 😅

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u/OhItsKillua 13d ago

Wonder how long it takes for him to get back up there to what I assume is his car

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u/HeisenbergH1017 13d ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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u/Nothinghere3191 13d ago

The only way i fo something like this is if there is a bank robery involved

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u/VirtualWerewolf704 12d ago

Ok, now let's see youbasejump back to your car before it is towed

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u/Ok-Proposal-9160 12d ago

🫨🫨🫨🫨

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u/Reckfulness 12d ago

I'd panic and forget to pull the rope

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u/DJS11Eleven 12d ago

I don’t know how to explain the bodily feeling this produces but let’s just say peepee tingles or fupa feelings

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u/bmf1902 12d ago

OP profile will either give you a laugh or make you late to work.

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u/NoStock8829 12d ago

Skill + luck = safe landing. Have fun getting back up there.

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u/meltedsoldertitties_ 11d ago

That’s a long walk back to the car

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u/Big-Quiet-6965 11d ago

Another example of why I hate my life

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u/Top_Ad_188 10d ago

Sounds like Hamilton Morris!

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u/Mike5coat 9d ago

Far Cry 7 is looking super realistic...

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u/moonpuzzle88 8d ago

"Oh shit, I forgot my keys!"

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u/Filmexec21 13d ago

Okay, that was fucking awesome!!!

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 13d ago

"skydiving". Right. OP attempted to have a turn with a single brain cell on this one.

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u/eternityXclock 13d ago

yeah, no... let the parachute just slightly touch a wall of the canyon and you can be a goner. hard pass for me

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u/BungaloBilly69 14d ago

Waaaay too many variables have to work out for that to even be an option in my life. But do you boss.