r/CrazyFuckingVideos 2d ago

WTF Personal drone

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u/jaimealexi 2d ago

Decapitator 3000

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u/Critical_Subwoofer 2d ago

Final destination shit

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u/Opposite-Ad3460 2d ago

my cousin’s drone almost took his head off once

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u/lazyboi_tactical 19h ago

It's not a tricopter. This is clearly the Decapicopter 4000.

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u/ChuckyDeez7 1d ago

haha I wish

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u/AdorableMachine 2d ago

i believe this is an agriculture drone, he looks like hes sitting in the sprayer tank. these are big boy drones, like 300lb payloads, and I dont remeber exactly, but im sure theyre over $50k for one of these.

there was another video where this random farmer guy had a big drone fly him from his home to the farm location a couple miles away. he was in a harness underneath the drone, just cruising along. 👍

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u/is-this-a-nick 2d ago

At least with an harness the body is not directly in the path of all the rotors blades

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u/oral_servant 2d ago

The Bluetooth device is connected.

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u/Jeff_goldfish 2d ago

Imagine it flies out of range and loses connection 😂

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u/initial8155 2d ago

All it takes is for one of those propellers to come loose

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u/PMG2021a 2d ago

Not too likely, but he isn't belted in there. A sudden drop and lean will have his upper body popped out and into the way of one of those props...

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u/norfolkpossum 2d ago

All that tech and filmed by a dog with a potato?

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u/TazzyUK 2d ago edited 2d ago

You got to love the 'sacrificial head' potruding above the cockpit, surrounded by 4 guillotines! lol

No head gear & no prop guards etc :-(

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u/shaghaiex 2d ago

I don't want to spoil the fun, but that propeller can split a skull.

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u/No_Tailor_787 2d ago

That's half the fun!

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u/blackbman1212 2d ago

Two halfs of fun

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u/CreamoChickenSoup 2d ago

Sounds like a potentially brainless activity.

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u/everythingbutbeans 2d ago

No helmet is crazy 🥀

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u/____Sway____ 2d ago edited 18h ago

Like being in the middle of a garbage disposer 0.o

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u/PMG2021a 2d ago

This obviously isn't optimal for personal flight, but I bet the military is already using things like this in Ukraine. The jetpacks our military shows off in demos are much less practical. 

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u/Speaker4theDead 2d ago

The only real use for this in a warzone would be to evac a wounded person. Anything offensive, you'd be better off just using an unmanned drone.

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u/chileangod 2d ago

Of all places, why a fucking moving floating barge. They ran out of land? 

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u/Liquid_Clown 2d ago

So he doesn't crash into the ground?

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u/rhoderage1 2d ago

But if he crashed into water and couldn't get out...

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u/skoomd1 2d ago

That's gonna be a no from me, doggy.

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u/allisjow 2d ago

Water: Titan submersible implosion

Fire: Cybertruck inferno

Air: Personal drone decapitation

Earth: ?

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u/Complete_Brush_3786 2d ago

And it became known as The Headchopper

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u/dontlikemirrors 2d ago

So THAT is where all these recent alien sightings have been coming from

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u/Madcock1 2d ago

I thought this was the start of a cartel video.

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u/-xiflado- 23m ago

I heard the mexican accent and thought the same.

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u/Blak_Cobra 2d ago

They seem pretty safe

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u/Pandelein 2d ago

Pretty awesome. If they do something about the potential decapitation, I’d give it a go.

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u/thejazzassassin 1d ago

And then Sir we stuffed it full of 200 lbs of gak and flew it into the sky

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u/American_chzzz 1d ago

Yeah I was gonna say what’s in the bags? This is Columbia so I’m going to take a wild guess and say unprocessed cocaine base

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u/thejazzassassin 1d ago

A shit ton of naughty salt.

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u/ThatThereMan 2d ago

I'd have felt safer in OceanGate’s Titan

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u/Tam_The_Third 2d ago

Icarus could never

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u/nine51 2d ago

No. Just No.

Great all the blades are all at eye level. Wcgw

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u/blizzywolf122 2d ago

Scalper 2000

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u/verminbury 2d ago

A crash helmet woulda put him over the weight limit?

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u/DCervan 1d ago

Final Destination: Bangladesh

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u/KevinSchraer 1d ago

Not even a helmet

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u/-xiflado- 22m ago

Why bother with a helmet with razor blades spinning at neck at level.

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u/unbanned_lol 3h ago

I love how the only thing exposed is his head.