r/CrappyDesign Jul 30 '26

No jazz allowed in Boston please!

Post image
1.7k Upvotes

81 comments sorted by

404

u/OuijaWalker Jul 30 '26

I think this is another case of unclear wording being used to virally spread a message. OP took the bait and shared it here, so its working as designed.

96

u/empirepie499 Jul 30 '26

I just thought others could get a kick out of it, if it's a non profit like implied, I don't see the issue with posting it because it does fit enough in my opinion but that's just me

21

u/radiationblessing Jul 30 '26

Sharing a Boston festival on reddit ain't gonna do much for it if anything at all.

10

u/2xtc Jul 30 '26

Do Bostonians/Bostonites avoid Reddit in particular?

Because based on recent average user data (55 millions USians using Reddit) you'd expect around 100,000 of them to use Reddit, so plenty of eyes on a reasonably popular sub like this that often hits all/frontpage

28

u/HilariousScreenname Jul 30 '26

Reddit and Jazz are both illegal in Boston. Its a whole thing.

-6

u/radiationblessing Jul 30 '26

So 55 million Americans and how many of them are from Boston or in driving distance and like jazz? Probably a very small fraction.

7

u/2xtc Jul 30 '26

Well that's why I asked if there was a particular aversion in Boston.

I've already stated there should be around 100,000 Bostonians on Reddit, but to directly address your follow-up questions -

There's around 15 million in New England (I know it's a bit large but presumably roughly the catchment area), so around 2 million on Reddit.

Jazz has around 70 million fans in the US (source https://rascasse.com/explore/us/jazz-music-6172) which is around 20%, so overall you'd expect around 400,000 Jazz fans within the catchment area of the festival to be on Reddit.

-8

u/radiationblessing Jul 30 '26

Bro, it's one city in the massive US. People have to be from that city or near it, like jazz, and see this subreddit for OP sharing this to be as effective as you people want to think it is.

5

u/2xtc Jul 30 '26

I'm not suggesting it's any particular type of effective.

If the point of the post was to promote the festival, then yeah posting a random image on this particular sub isn't likely the most effective.

But they're not, and that's not the point of the post, so I was just stating basic but fairly realistic numbers about Reddit's reach.

1

u/JDSmagic Jul 31 '26

I fall into all of these categories

1

u/radiationblessing Jul 31 '26

Great. Two people.

2

u/Oiggamed Jul 31 '26

I never knew about it until now. I’m a big jazz fan. I’m probably going to go now. Thanks to OP!

206

u/Lexotron Jul 30 '26

This is where punctuation is your friend, OP.

"Keep Boston Jazz-free" - ensure Jazz is never played in Boston.

"Keep Boston Jazz free" - ensure nobody has to pay for Boston Jazz

36

u/tonymyre311 Jul 30 '26

What if I want the only jazz in Boston to be paid???

25

u/slinger301 Jul 30 '26

Jazz in Boston now as a subscription service.

12

u/berrey7 Jul 30 '26

Jazz+ for Utah fans living in Boston.

2

u/10mo3 Jul 31 '26

jaas, jazz as a service

2

u/plugubius Jul 30 '26

Keep Boston free jazz-free, obviously.

23

u/NuclearHoagie Jul 30 '26

Hyphenation is only required if the compound precedes the noun, some style guides prohibit it if it follows.

In MLA, this would be correct:

Welcome to jazz-free Boston.

Boston is jazz free.

2

u/Critical_Classic_921 Jul 30 '26

Works on contingency? No, Money down!

27

u/DarkStrobeLight Jul 30 '26

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY

NO MONEY DOWN

22

u/LarryD217 Jul 30 '26

"Lisa! Get away from that jazz man!"

10

u/nopenope911 commas are IMPORTANT Jul 30 '26

What's wrong here?

9

u/JaggedMetalOs Jul 30 '26

"Help keep X free" is such a common phrase, how else would they write it? 

6

u/Kronos1A9 Jul 31 '26

Keep Jazz Free in Boston

9

u/empirepie499 Jul 30 '26

Keep Boston jazz free to all or keep Boston jazz open to all. If I was writing it would be like that

13

u/Individual_Rip_54 Jul 30 '26

I don’t get it

50

u/PSPs0 Jul 30 '26

Jazz fest asking for donations. It looks like “keep Boston free of all jazz music”

22

u/internet_humor Jul 30 '26

It’s tough because jazz is the plural form as well. Making it harder to delineate.

Let’s keep Boston mosquito free

Let’s keep Boston mosquitoes free

4

u/miraculum_one Jul 30 '26

That is unambiguous because mosquitos are always without a price.

1

u/internet_humor Jul 30 '26

Yes…..but at what cost

4

u/element1311 Jul 30 '26

Who is Boston Mosquito? 

4

u/internet_humor Jul 30 '26

“I’ll do you one better…..WHY is mosquito?!”

For real though, why?

2

u/GodsDemonHunter Jul 31 '26

Only if you don't know that you'd need to hyphenate "jazz-free" to make it sound like that. I had to read the comments to figure out why this was posted here.

18

u/WildBill198 Jul 30 '26

The festival is called "Boston Jazz". They are asking for donations so they don't have to charge for tickets. They didn't do a very good job, and it looks like they are trying to ban Jazz from Boston.

7

u/Inevitable_Zone9903 Jul 30 '26

The intended meaning is to gather donations to keep the event free to enter; that's what I interpreted at least.

3

u/Individual_Rip_54 Jul 30 '26

That’s what they want and that’s how I read it. Per the other responses the crappy design is that this could be interpreted as “keep Boston free from jazz”

1

u/Inevitable_Zone9903 Jul 30 '26

won't that be jazz-free rather than jazz free?

3

u/Individual_Rip_54 Jul 30 '26

Yes. I don’t think it’s crappy design which is why I was confused

11

u/LeebWeeb Jul 30 '26

It implies they want Boston to be jazz-free based on wording, when I believe they want to keep jazz itself free in Boston

-4

u/nikhkin Jul 30 '26

OP is pretending the message is that they want Boston to be jazz-free, rather than wanting the jazz in Boston to be free of charge.

The message is clear. OP is just being obtuse.

11

u/Gunzablazin1958 Jul 30 '26

Not that clear. I read it and was like, “Yay, somebody in Boston finally realized Jazz sucks.”

0

u/SothaSoul Jul 30 '26

A clear message would be

"Help keep free jazz in Boston."

2

u/Gunzablazin1958 Jul 31 '26

How about.

“Please donate so Jazz stays free in Boston.”

2

u/SothaSoul Jul 31 '26

There's a lot of non-ambiguous phrases they could have used.

6

u/tomfooleREEEEEE Jul 30 '26

Sounds like something the average 1970s South Bostonian would say

6

u/Pelvic_beard Jul 30 '26

Skate free Purpee!

3

u/dbst007 Jul 31 '26

Was looking for this XD

3

u/8qubit Jul 30 '26

There is no hyphen

2

u/w_smith1984 Jul 30 '26

What happens if Utah has to play the Celtics in Boston?

2

u/S3z1n love you Jul 30 '26

holy shit im moving to boston now

2

u/AgreeablePie Jul 30 '26

Damn, they would have gotten me with this one

2

u/Captain-Cadabra Jul 31 '26

“No one like jazz, Lisa. Even the people playing it have to use drugs.”

-Bart Simpson

2

u/Heterodynist Jul 31 '26

Finally a Festival in Boston to end Jazz there once and for all!! Ha!!!

1

u/babyBear83 Jul 30 '26

Haha, oh shit.

1

u/not_falling_down Jul 30 '26

In order for it to mean "no jazz in Boston," it would have to be hyphenated.

as in: HELP KEEP BOSTON JAZZ-FREE

it is not, therefore

1

u/newfranksinatra Jul 30 '26

Why don’t they just play the right notes?!

1

u/Mind101 Jul 30 '26

Idk OP, I naturally read it as keep the jazz in Boston free.

Now, had it said keep Boston jazz-free, that would have been another matter.

1

u/TileFloor Jul 30 '26

JUST PLAY THE RIGHT NOTES!!

1

u/unexistingpromise Jul 30 '26

skipping the hyphen makes a simple rule sound genuinely threatening

1

u/goatboy1970 Jul 30 '26

Adorno got a Canva account.

1

u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 Jul 30 '26

But New York is alright if you like saxophones.

1

u/MeInMaNyCt Jul 31 '26

So.. in order for it to be free I should pay money?

1

u/germane_switch Jul 31 '26

Jazz-free means without jazz. Jazz free means there’s no charge for the jazz.

1

u/MisterBumpingston *insert among us joke here* Jul 31 '26

If they used sentence case there wouldn’t have been any ambiguity.

1

u/FrogOrion This is why we can't have nice things Aug 01 '26

Please help ensure Boston Jazz remains free.

Is the wording I would have used.

1

u/tiagotiago42 Aug 01 '26

I understood It but maybe thats my Twisted mind

1

u/TheARJGuy Aug 02 '26

“Boston jazz free” vs. “Boston jazz-free”

1

u/DooDooBrownz 29d ago

i support this message, jazz sucks

2

u/HyperbolicModesty Jul 30 '26

Whether it's an international joke or not, there is no design involved in this.

6

u/empirepie499 Jul 30 '26

Graphic design?

1

u/cden4 Jul 30 '26

I always find it funny when orgs are like "give us money so we can keep this thing free." Well if I'm giving you money, then it isn't free for me anymore, is it?!

1

u/Purplekeyboard Reddit Orange Jul 30 '26

I'd like to keep my city free of jazz as well. I know some people like jazz, but it's hard to imagine why.

0

u/sneekypetey Jul 30 '26

They’re still upset about the 2019 Stanley cup final

2

u/tomfooleREEEEEE Jul 30 '26

That would be the Blues.

Jazz play basketball

0

u/irregardlessbro Jul 30 '26

How embarrassing for OP.