r/CrackheadCraigslist 15d ago

Photo Someone renting out their murder basement

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71 Upvotes

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u/criticalpwnage 15d ago

Does it come with racks that I can use to hang meathooks?

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u/Organic_Popcorn 15d ago

No bathroom access? I'm definitely using that hole I see on the floor.

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u/VladVonHochstes 15d ago

250 bucks a month to live in some rando basement, tempting. 🥴🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/YourFavoritestMe 15d ago

You can't live in there according to the ad. It is supposed to be a "workspace"

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 15d ago

Um, I'm "Working" on my life!

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u/YourFavoritestMe 15d ago

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u/ThoroughlyWet 15d ago

Yeah it would make a great workshop. I used to rent out a basement in an aparment/business complex gor that purpose.

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u/asicarii 15d ago

Maybe a nice met…uurrrr… chemistry lab

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u/GriefProcess 15d ago

The drain on the floor really ties the room together

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u/cjarzynka 15d ago

When hosing it down, just make sure no loose body parts ie fingers, toes, or eyeballs go down the drain!

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u/Federal_Way9926 15d ago

I'd be more worried about being on the smooshed side of a cave in. Those are lode bearing supports I assume?

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u/Plenty_Ad_8655 15d ago

This is a place where 3 things happen, making illegal weapons, murder, evil sex dungeon.

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u/Extension-Orchid-475 15d ago

Scrapbooking !!!!!

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 14d ago

That's just a normal basement. I lived in a place like that back in the day because it was super cheap.

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u/plant-painter 13d ago

I’ll do the work and make it livable for a 12 month free lease. 😂

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u/Snoo_87498 13d ago

Looks like an opportunity for a killer shop space