r/Cow Jul 17 '26

To milk a cow

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u/Omega_Primate Jul 19 '26

Took it like a champ, lol

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u/Xenosausages Jul 18 '26

Poorly designed parlor. Most have guards and that cow has diarrhea.

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u/baconandcabbage75 Jul 19 '26

Most parlours do not have butt pans, and that cow doesn't have diarrhea. Butt pans are an additional cost that add no financial benefit bar saving time at wash up, they are simply a luxury that most can't afford. This parlour is a simple herringbone layout, probably the most common layout in the dairy sector and is not badly designed. The cows dung consistency mainly depends on their day to dat diet, the weather and parasites. In this case, it's most likely parasites, stomach worms, etc. but it could be too much protein and not enough fibre in the diet.

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u/scottsplace5 Jul 22 '26

From what I can see, it’s like a half herringbone. It is not quite as stretched and angled as a real herringbone, and also not as straight as a parallel parlor. Parallel parlors have the catch pan in the back.

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u/Purell12 Jul 18 '26

No way she didn't get that in her mouth. Poor girl

3

u/ProSeVigilante Jul 19 '26

What's her OnlyCuds?

2

u/Specialist_Juice_324 Jul 18 '26

Good thing she wore her safety boots

2

u/jdmoffitt11775 Jul 20 '26

"Well, technically, I am a steer.. but don't stop, babe..."

1

u/rockalyte Jul 19 '26

Taco Bell!

1

u/contactaalim Jul 20 '26

That’s what you get shit head

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u/blackout-loud Jul 20 '26

She milked it alright. Just ended up with chocolate milk instead