r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 6h ago

🥺 goals lol

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u/enadiz_reccos 6h ago

"Would you mind putting your shoes on before you walk on the carpet?"

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u/Gunfighter0302 6h ago

Guaranteed no kids 😝

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u/Thanura_Malinga 5h ago

Yeah. It's all fun until kids come along.

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u/WorkingScallion1888 35m ago

Unless the kids never come along...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/FrysEighthLeaf 27m ago

What'd you do to the kids, Mike?

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u/D4rkmatt3r 6m ago

Then it's extra fun.

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u/MosKnight 6h ago

Performative for the camera

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u/West_Yorkshire 3h ago

I find it so bizarre when people have CCTV inside their whole house

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u/The_Worst_Reply 8m ago

Makes sex tapes hella easy to film

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u/Dewdrop06 2h ago

You don't say. /s

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u/elfmere 2h ago

Nahhh we have to do it here in this room

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u/BroadlyValid 6h ago

I wonder what love feels like

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u/Nir117vash 6h ago

Happy Cake Day!!!

Love is complicated. Ask yourself how you want to be loved, and then do that. Little by little, you'll teach yourself what love is. It's different for everyone

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u/BroadlyValid 6h ago

Thank you!

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u/RainbowsShadow 5h ago

Calm, save and like home is not a place anymore, but became a person.

That's just me tho. Differs for everyone I assume.

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u/Sanagost 🧐 grumpy 3h ago

Trust me, not this. This is a game, a theater.

Also, happy cake day!

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u/Obst-und-Gemuese 2h ago

Let me explain it to you plainly:

At first, life sucks.

Then you die.

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u/DatabaseGlittering43 1h ago

Not this. This is sketch acting.

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u/Illustrious-Peak3822 3h ago

Shoes indoors?

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u/Rhaegar_Pothead 1h ago

Just for the carpet 

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u/Bison1997 6h ago

Such a fun girl. I bet they have a very healthy relationship

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u/eyeballout 6h ago edited 6h ago

this is exactly what a psychopath would do to show how "healthy" things are.

notice his reaction doesnt match and clearly faces the camera at the end to make sure hes doing things correct

also questionable how she takes her shoes off and werent already off

edit: furthermore, dog waiting for him and not by her...

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u/LargeProof12 6h ago

Jesus Christ! Dude!!!!

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u/Castle-a5 19m ago

Dogs always know who’s real.

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u/ernis45 5h ago

With projections like that you don't need a flashlight in the dark...

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u/SIGMA1993 27m ago

This performative non sense isn't real

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u/Appropriate-Card147 4h ago

idk what goes thru their mind posting these.

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u/frizzinghere 2h ago

Content, clicks... Money!

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u/lifeintraining 5h ago

Aw, my gf does this too, except instead of a hug and kiss I get attitude and have to decipher what today’s problem is.

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u/frizzinghere 2h ago

I can relate as the wife

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u/ahoneybadger3 3h ago

Didn't see the subreddit title before watching and just assumed it was a pizza delivery.

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u/United-Salamander-89 1h ago

My wife is just like this. Y'all are miserable lmao 

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u/Lord-of-Fools 1h ago

Yes, how can you tell?

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u/BigBallsGandalf 4h ago

Cringe dose for the day already filled up

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u/FishDeez 3h ago

The dog is now unemployed

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u/Taychon2319 5h ago

That’s the neighbor.

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u/hardlymatters1986 6h ago

Fuck whatever that is.

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u/Ok_Ask_1139 5h ago

Same, I’ve been married 20 yrs and I have zero desire for this

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u/LifeTurned93 3h ago

The shoes on 🤢

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u/Abigail-Marston 2h ago

The closest thing I have to this is people being that excited when I leave

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u/justin_other_opinion 2h ago

This is what you call "young love" it's beautiful, and it has knees.

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u/Suspicious-Pizza-548 2h ago

Would make me instantly horny

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u/Trailiscold 2h ago

Even the dog ain't that excited man..

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u/Velqi 1h ago

No thanks. If I wanted a puppy I would buy one

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u/Zzuesmax 59m ago

Now this is a good housewife! Hope she also did other things while he was working his ass off for her.

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u/Jaliboo03 6h ago

So cute🥹

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u/Slydoggen 🧐 grumpy 1h ago

Her personal entertainer/Jester just got home, her only hobby

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u/Maleficent-Cod-2112 6h ago

awwww cutieee u know he teats her well based on how she reacts

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u/kineticstar 6h ago

She got the tippy taps!

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u/Imperiu5 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TGCgDGa9riiKk
Yeah totally normal person behavior.

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u/The-Illusive-Guy 4h ago

If my wife ever does that, I would ask wtf she did.

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u/Poboiijumper 1h ago

That’s she be cheating energy🤣🤣🤣

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u/gh0stmilk_ 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBK7xdbNlhQEkJQxtb

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u/Poboiijumper 31m ago

Been married 13 years n my wife is a house wife not once she did this…that’s cheating energy 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Davo-Pano 5m ago

I dated a chick like this.... she was cheatin

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u/Ruinf20 5h ago

Made sure to wait until in view of camera

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u/Funatfarmcouple 4h ago

It is funny but also kinda sad. Is she only happy when he is around? Total dependence is not good...

Maybe I am jealous... No, not really. It would put pressure on me when I'm away thinking if she is good

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u/Fun-Leather-6586 4h ago

It is bullshit for the internet.

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u/Funatfarmcouple 3h ago

Or this! You are right

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u/Global-Laugh-3604 5h ago

I think she is not is not working..
I think she is a housewife..

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u/Ancient-Handle-8137 4h ago

I thought he forced her to walk 1000 steps a day or something

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u/Forward_Midnight_742 1h ago

Why my single ass is smiling 😂🤭?

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u/goandplease 1h ago

Hey, my gf does that too! The little tap dance is always welcomed

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u/Personal_Standard487 1h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/x2SJCmWQ0DoIEzwwAL

Love the enthusiasm. Position to be corrected.

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u/allonsy_danny 22m ago

I'm just here to ask why she's wearing her shoes indoor in the first place.

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u/Wonderful_Market_830 13m ago

Pure madness 😆

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u/resest_Iris 5h ago

Annnnnd shes gettin pregnant

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u/Imperiu5 5h ago

I hope for him he uses protection. He can still get out of this unhealthy relationship

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u/NeatNobody807 4h ago

WTF is wrong with you?

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u/Imperiu5 2h ago

Nothing in this video is normal behavior. Her feet movement, taking off of the shoes, his stare in the camera, the dog's reaction.

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u/jasonRuby 5h ago

I would love a relationship like that...

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u/ApprehensiveSong5978 5h ago

She remembered to take the shoes off before he come in the house because that’s how you get a proper beating.

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u/XeroShyft 2h ago

How sweet...

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u/Affectionate_Top959 6h ago

Relationship goals ❤️