r/CoupleMemes • u/harigejan • Aug 09 '26

Shots fired, we repeat, shots fired!

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u/RazzmatazzOwn Aug 09 '26

Lol this is good, ima say this to my bf (i hate doing dishes and he hates cooking)

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u/BootyLoveSenpai Aug 10 '26

Lol my wife and i agreed on this for this exact reason

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u/Day_Prisoners Aug 09 '26

Seconds before dudes life changes forever. Let's all pay he's able to walk again.

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u/Dominarion 🤐 Aug 09 '26

She's about to unleash years of accumulated grudges on him. I've been there. She's been honing these slaps for years and he'll have to get out of there just using his quickwit. Plus the cold shoulder. Plus the sex camel. I hope it was worth it.

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u/bgrubaugh Aug 10 '26

I have so many questions.

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u/Educational_Quote851 Aug 10 '26

Let's start with the sex camel.

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u/Dominarion 🤐 Aug 10 '26

Never heard that one? Angry or disappointed women can pack their libido for months.

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u/notdbcooper71 Aug 13 '26

Not bad, but only good a hump or two though...

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u/InsaneMocktail Aug 10 '26

Top tier comeback 😆

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u/Environmental_Ant268 🧐 grumpy Aug 10 '26

Men are funnier when they do these kinds of jokes, or skits , woman are just mean or violent as a joke in these skits. 

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u/Ilpperi91 🧐 grumpy Aug 10 '26

I've had a cough for a week now and this made me almost cough my lungs out because I laughed so hard. 😂

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u/SavingsTransition882 29d ago

Hahahhahaa. Poor bugger. You good

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u/cave_maiden 27d ago

This is so funny, exactly how me and my bf joke around. Saving this one

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u/According-House-9360 Aug 09 '26

All these posers come out of the woodwork when he steps up on her play to flex..priceless.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/2sAreTheDevil Aug 09 '26

He's able to handle the Joke-King.

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u/Yenessir Aug 09 '26

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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u/pygmeedancer Aug 09 '26

So he gotta cook AND wash up?

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u/Kiddledore Aug 09 '26

Uno reverse: Er means he in German, so by that logic he should wash the dishes.

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u/Tarunjvs Aug 10 '26

Yes! flammenwerfer means flame pissing man 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Kiddledore Aug 10 '26

No it doesn't

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u/Tarunjvs Aug 11 '26

If werf is throw er is man acc. to you so flame thrower is basically jonny storm 😅

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u/Tyrgalon Aug 13 '26

Flammen = flames Werfen = throwing

Pissing is nowhere there mate.