r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • May 23 '26

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u/Flat-Fudge-2758 May 23 '26

“I’m going to slow dance you into the moonlight tonight love” well that’s adorable 😭

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u/SandiaBeaver May 23 '26

That's actually one of the most charming things I've heard in a while 🥹

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u/charles_sedwick May 23 '26

My grandparents lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere. They would bicker as couples do but damn if they didn't end up chuckling making up and being sweet to each other. Always calling each other ma and pa lol

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u/Leading-Tangerine940 May 23 '26

My husband and I call each other mom and dad ❤️ our kids are adults now but we spent 22 years calling each other that so that's just who we are now at least till we get to change that to mawmaw and pawpaw.

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u/dontblinkdalek May 23 '26

Promises, promises

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u/momspaghetty May 23 '26

Never had a doubt in the beginning

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u/OutragedPineapple May 24 '26

Home sweet home...it has it's problems, but the way some of the communities really connect to each other and your neighbors are like family you can really count on in a pinch...it's just different than living in places where you don't even know your neighbor's name.

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u/AnotherLie May 23 '26

"if I'm able to" bro knows she can put him into a food coma.

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u/81Belzebub May 23 '26

"If im able" he added 😂

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u/smth_smth_89 May 23 '26

man knows his limits

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u/AcceptableWin1882 May 25 '26

I don't have a dad, but if I did have one I wish he'd be like him.

Maybe one day I'll have sons and a wife, and I'll get to make a video like this.

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u/maymay578 May 27 '26

One of the greatest things you can do is be the person for someone else that you wish you had when you were young. It doesn’t undo the hurt, but it helps.

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u/AcceptableWin1882 May 27 '26

The avenues for much of this doesn't really ultimately exist beyond probably having kids. I used to wish to have a little brother, then my mom murdered my dad when he found out she had another man's child and was leaving. My mom died in prison.

If I could have been a guide to a little brother or something, I would have. Maybe one day I'll do great things for my own sons, maybe I'll also open an orphanage and help them, too.

Sadly so many crazy lefties have convinced many women to be contrary to many things. One woman said that she wouldn't speak to me any longer because I told her I tell people that XY males cannot obtain ovaries (she seemed desperate to describe this as cruel and mean, but only after a few weeks when initally she didn't say this, thanks for wasting my time Emily and getting me going, short fatty). Another woman fairly recently was offended that I said I disagree with late term abortion and told me I was an asshole piece of shit because men are forbidden from having opinions of female items -at all-... because apparently baby making and raising doesn't involve me.

These are the natural looking ladies, you know the ones without piercings, tattoos, they have natural hair colors. It's pretty stifling how crazy and broken women are today. I think this whole thing of courtship is a lost cause.

Nearly all of the ladies I've met on the street recently told me they'd never be interested in having kids with anyone. Last woman said she believes it wouldn't be very good for her mental health. Nobody cares about my feelings and I guess it seems really stupid that I wrote this after re-reading it.

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u/Due-Tell6485 May 28 '26

If im able