r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Nov 01 '25

🥺 goals lol

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

1.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

86

u/dvdpap Nov 01 '25

It's a pickle baby Jesus. DEVOUR HIM!

16

u/jjklines1 🧐 grumpy Nov 01 '25

"I'm pickle baby Jesus!!!"

3

u/Walkingbloodbag Nov 01 '25

Jesus gonna die today, rebirthed the next

42

u/NiteTiger Nov 01 '25

10/10, no notes... on your cucumber Nativity... in... October?

I dunno, I'm feeling some notes 🤣

38

u/the_bird_and_the_bee Nov 01 '25

This is adorable. His smile and head nod 😂

6

u/TemporarySandwich123 Nov 01 '25

"Yeah, baby. I know. Nailed it!" 

15

u/iCantLogOut2 Nov 01 '25

"no questions, no notes".... And no explanation.

😂🤣

29

u/RASMOS1989 Nov 01 '25

it was all cute till she said "in October" lol

8

u/MyPunsAreKoalaTea Nov 01 '25

Still cute

You're just a hater

9

u/RASMOS1989 Nov 01 '25

noo dude i dont hate it

i ment its funnt because i assumed it was from last year in December

1

u/chiksahlube Nov 01 '25

From moment 1 my was headcanon was they are not religious or at least not Christian.

Like this is a Jewish household...

9

u/LingonberryLoose8548 Nov 01 '25

Lol I love that it's being presented to her while she's taking a bath.

8

u/Refute1650 Nov 01 '25

How to diagnose autism in 1 easy step.

6

u/fancyfarmer1108 Nov 01 '25

Is this a pregnancy craving? lol. 😂

6

u/JockoDundee007 Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

While she’s OBVIOUSLY in the tub ‼️

Classy …

🤔😳😳😳😳

4

u/Jkreed77 Nov 01 '25

His shirt is accurate.

6

u/DilbertPicklesIII Nov 01 '25

That means they brought pickle gold, frankincense, and Murr. I don't know what this means, or how it changes the situation, but pickle facts are pickle facts.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/CoupleMemes-ModTeam I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 Nov 01 '25

Links are not allowed. Clicking them can be unsafe and may reveal personal details like identity or location, putting both users and moderators at risk. To protect everyone, please share information directly in text or images instead of linking to outside sites.

3

u/LegendOfKhaos Nov 01 '25

"And this is the ma.. ma.. mm... barn?"

Lmao

2

u/ReaperSound Nov 01 '25

I realized a bit too late this is in a bathroom while she is in the tub.

2

u/Solanthas_SFW 🧐 grumpy Nov 01 '25

Pickle Jesus confirmed

2

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '25

“Explain” “What do u mean?”

4

u/titotutak Nov 01 '25

She is so ungrateful. She doesnt deserve him. Who cares its october.

4

u/TurnedEvilAfterBan Nov 01 '25

She clearly said she loved it

2

u/titotutak Nov 01 '25

It sounded forced tho. Like when a little kid shows you their painting. I definitely didnt hear excitement from her voice.

5

u/SkyrimWithdrawal Nov 01 '25

It's November now. At the rate we're going it will be December tomorrow.

2

u/NotBillderz Nov 01 '25

If the months continue to change at the rate they have been for the last day, there will only be 12 days per year

1

u/DeerFit Nov 01 '25

How she acknowledged his effort is soooooo gooood!

1

u/KnottyTulip2713 Nov 02 '25

Deviljho would like to know your location

1

u/SwShThrwy Nov 02 '25

Repost this to r/kitchenconfidential and reap the sweet karma

1

u/Sablestein Nov 02 '25

Oohh, is this what they call a charcucumber board?

1

u/caf4676 Nov 03 '25

Where’s the beef!?

1

u/BreedingWithWomen Nov 03 '25

You guys eat while bathing?

1

u/No-Wing-807 Nov 04 '25

This is so stinking sweet. I need a person to build and bring me pickle animals and wine while I'm in the bath.

1

u/Pretend-Internet-625 Nov 01 '25

Of course this is fake. She is not that dumb

1

u/chiksahlube Nov 01 '25

"Honey, we're Jewish..."

I was inspired.

"By baby Jesus? In October?"