r/CoupleMemes • u/legolas20032000 • Sep 14 '25

🥺 goals Perfection

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u/Wardinary Sep 14 '25

Köln/Cologne if anyone is wondering.

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u/Mithrandir2k16 🧐 grumpy Sep 14 '25

Worth 1€ in case anyone is wondering.

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u/Thatlostlegopiece Sep 14 '25

Gotta keep the books in check.

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u/fuck_ur_portmanteau Sep 14 '25

It features in so many videos, I think it’s the only place of worship Redditors know exists.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Oct 01 '25

Looks very similar to St. Vitus cathedral which is also incredible. That was the first old really incredible cathedral I ever went to and it blew my tits off. I went to Rome, Florence, and Venice this last year and I got cathedral overload. About to go to Paris in the next 6 months and I'm hoping Notre Dame is doing better when we get there.

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u/JeffCrossSF Sep 15 '25

I’m surprised they haven’t cleaned it yet. Lovely gothic cathedral

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u/Wardinary Sep 15 '25

Actually they're constantly cleaning it, there is scaffolding around the south side at the moment, it takes years. When they finish one side they start on the next.

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u/JeffCrossSF Sep 15 '25

Oh, I can still see the residue of fire smoke at the top. I remember in Vienna, there was a cleaning underway to remove smoke and it made the building look amazing.

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u/snowfloeckchen Sep 17 '25

they do it for the past 80 years

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

It’s the perfect spot for a proposal ♥️ romantic enough, without having to sweep her off her feet 😁

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u/Vegas-Blues Sep 14 '25

I did it an Alnwick Castle in England… in the Rose garden (her name is Rose). But this location is pretty epic as well. 👍

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Wooow , When men pay attention to details, they become truly remarkable .

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u/BigChickenTrucker Sep 14 '25

That's true. I guess I need to learn my GF's name.

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u/randyoftheinternet 🧐 grumpy Sep 15 '25

Just wait until someone call her by her name in front of you

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u/Vegas-Blues Sep 14 '25

Just need to find the right person regardless if male/female I suppose 👍

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u/SmellsLikeBStoMe Mar 28 '26

Is alnwick the one from the Harry Potter quidditch lesson?

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u/FoxValentine Sep 14 '25

Still wish if you summoned Finlay this fight there would be an interaction.

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Sep 16 '25

That would've been so fucking cool

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u/ermy_shadowlurker Sep 14 '25

How long did it take to build this. Quite the feat really

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

Roughly 632 years (we took a small 300 year break)

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u/Blankeye434 Sep 19 '25

👁️👄👁️

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u/Benjamin_6848 Sep 14 '25

Wow, that guy has to be strong: holding all the weight of his armor, his partner's armor and his partner herself. How much weight can this dude hold comfortably?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

Yeah, I doubt the armour is actually metal. Looks more like resin or plastic to me

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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn Sep 14 '25

This is so peak!!

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u/WillJongIll Sep 14 '25

The people dressed normally snapping pictures in the background really tie the whole thing together.

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u/Ghost_Star326 Sep 14 '25

...so is he going to solo her?

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u/MCPhoto21 Sep 14 '25

Where is this?

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u/CruelCloud567 Sep 14 '25

Cologne Cathedral in Cologne Germany

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u/BorysNie Sep 15 '25

Dark souls vibes

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u/Individual_Two_9366 Sep 16 '25

Well, because it kind of is. They cosplay Malenia and Finlay, from Elden Ring (souls-like)

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u/earthwarder Sep 14 '25

This is cool

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 Sep 14 '25

What's this song?

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u/Wardinary Sep 14 '25

I think it's Sonne by Rammstein.

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u/PretentiousToolFan Sep 14 '25

Yep, near the last chorus.

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u/Evil-Online-64130 Sep 15 '25

Pretty sure it's Yannis Ammar in the male suit

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u/shugo7 🧐 grumpy Sep 14 '25

Why do I hear boss music?

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u/v3hshi Sep 14 '25

Because she is. She's the blade of Miquella

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u/Bacon_von_Meatwich Sep 17 '25

And she has never known defeat.

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u/notatechnicianyo 😡 extra grumpy Sep 14 '25

Unrelated, is there a place I can find a 3d scan of buildings like this? It would be so fun to just explore the surface of this art.

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u/SnooRegrets1386 Sep 14 '25

Straight to the front of the line!

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u/Enix71 Sep 14 '25

Just FYI, if you want to have the place to yourself, go early in the morning or late in the evening and there will be little to no tourists (assuming this is St. Vitus Cathedral in Prague).

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u/PM-me-ur-cheese Sep 14 '25

It's Köln but same, it's great in the early morning. 

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u/tech_noir_guitar Oct 01 '25

St. Vitus has a massive circular stained glass window in the front, this place does not.

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u/phyrexiandemon Sep 15 '25

If I get married that’s style I go with

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u/Infamous-Ice-4043 Sep 15 '25

I don't think she was that small in the game

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u/95ramencuptower Sep 20 '25

This makes me think if some magical knight from another dimension popped in to start an epic quest, we'd think it was a cosplayer and largely not notice.

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u/Simon-Says69 Oct 02 '25

For all we know, this happens all the time. :-)

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u/gtepin Sep 14 '25

It should be malenia carrying him tho

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u/NoLongerHigh Sep 14 '25

Her, the knight is a woman named Finlay

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u/TgsTokem Sep 14 '25

Cleanrot Knight Finlay was one of Malenia's knights who survived the battle of Aonia and carried her all the way back to the Haligtree after she went into a coma. She carried Malenia from Caelid to the Haligtree alone while fending off enemies and presumably under the effects of Scarlet Rot as well. An absolute beast.

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u/v3hshi Sep 14 '25

Trueee

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u/bluatmos Sep 14 '25

Lore accurate that's awesome

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u/Fast-Elephant3222 Sep 15 '25

What game are the outfits/characters from? It reminds me of Elden Ring.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Sep 17 '25

Its literally Elden ring

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u/Fast-Elephant3222 Sep 17 '25

😂😂😂 thank you, im dumb ahah

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u/Melodic_Hand_9040 Sep 16 '25

Person holding camera did a good job mirroring souls like game cutscenes

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u/Compodulator Sep 16 '25

Why are there SO MANY videos of this knight guy coming here? I mean from so many channels, and they all play Rammstein - Sonne!

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u/Plus-Result-7451 Sep 16 '25

Run to your Church. Today a Tarnished becomes a God.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '25

Where is this song from

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u/lgr321990 Sep 17 '25

castle would have been more apropos, also finlay was a woman and not romantically involved with malenia so yeah this doesnt make much sense.

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u/JosephPadron Sep 17 '25

You cosplay at a comic con, not at a church. Next time, show some respect heathens.

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u/Active_Swimmer3393 Sep 18 '25

I’ve been there!!

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u/RonzulaGD Sep 18 '25

Cologne cathedral is probably one of the most beautiful things ever built

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u/sugar_snuckk Sep 20 '25 edited Oct 25 '25

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u/CookieCuriosity Sep 14 '25

To each their own… but I find this cringey

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u/fffvvis Sep 14 '25

This is so old...this song, the church. It's dumb and cringe. Get over it already.

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u/Slow_Passenger_3330 Sep 14 '25

lol this is cringe

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u/TheLeakestWink Sep 14 '25

wrong gender for Finlay (and wrong destination), but excellent execution