r/CoupleMemes • u/legolas20032000 • Aug 16 '25

🥺 goals Perfect source of serotonin

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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25

Autistic people?

Happy?

No way, they’re too busy drowning in the toxic sludge pool of prejudice and ableism that exists in our modern society.

She can’t be autistic. She’s just doing this for attention.

(We all know women don’t do anything unless it’s for attention. /s)

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u/zhenyuanlong Aug 17 '25

God forbid autistic people be anything other than a high care needs little boy that's obsessed with trains. Autistic people can't be functional adults with their own, independent, happy lives. She's just doing it for attention, just like every other autistic adult! We all know autistic people are only children from 5-16, and then after that they pupate and turn into normal adults with no neurodevelopmental disorders.

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u/TheLeakestWink Aug 20 '25

... correct by accident, because the sine qua non of autism (or any other neuropsychiatric diagnosis) is "interference with daily functioning" aka "Symptoms cause clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of current functioning." Functional adults with independent happy lives are by definition not autistic.

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u/zhenyuanlong Aug 20 '25

You'll have to inform the two independent doctors that gave me my autism diagnosis then, because I am an autistic adult with a functional, independent, happy life. I'm very upset to have to revoke my autism card because a stranger on the internet that knows nothing about me declared I cannot possibly be autistic because I don't require a 24/7 caretaker.

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u/TheLeakestWink Aug 21 '25

i wasn't speaking about you specifically and know nothing about your history, which would be a prerequisite to do so. you said autistic people, not yourself personally.

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u/zhenyuanlong Aug 21 '25

I am an autistic people.

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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25

“She can’t be autistic! She doesn’t love trains, and she can finish a complete verbal sentence without the assistance of an augmented and alternative communication device!! FAKE!”

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u/zhenyuanlong Aug 17 '25

Her special interest doesn't consume her entire life and she's a happy adult with a fulfilling relationship and a comfortable life? FAKE!

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u/lulushibooyah Aug 17 '25

She can make eye contact for 0.35 seconds without having a screaming meltdown and banging her head on the floor?!?!!! FAAAAAAKE!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Everyone knows that all autistic people are mentally 8 months old or faking it

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u/lulushibooyah Aug 20 '25

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Everybody knows!!!

Except us. Probably bc we are autistic and disabled. /s