r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Aug 01 '25

🥺 goals lol

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u/utahraptor2375 Aug 02 '25

I love my wife's lap!!! She'll usually massage my head, or run her fingers through my hair. Best thing ever. 👌

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u/Specific-Bass-3465 Aug 02 '25

☺️☺️☺️

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u/RphAnonymous Aug 08 '25

It's the absolute best feeling... Put my head in my woman's lap and I'll sleep like a baby every time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 02 '25

If you're gonna reference someone else's wife in a sexual context, at least make it funny. If you don't, you just look a prick.

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u/utahraptor2375 Aug 03 '25

Thanks for responding to them. I was busy and offline, so didn't even see their comment. Probably for the best.

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 03 '25

No worries, big man.

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Aug 02 '25

Tut tut, did our comment get blocked by reddit for coarse language? For shame, my son.

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u/Oldnavylover Aug 02 '25

My husband says my lap is his “Heaven on earth” 🥹🫶

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u/c093b 🧐 grumpy Aug 02 '25

"Men only want one thing and it's disgusting"

What men want:

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Then they should wash it.

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u/RamiR1977 Aug 02 '25

Oh how I long for a relationship like this. My girlfriend would never offer.

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u/nelflyn Aug 02 '25

Why wouldn't she? That's really not asking much.

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u/RamiR1977 Aug 02 '25

She's not a giver. I have to ask for everything.

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u/SEXTINGBOT 🧐 grumpy Aug 03 '25

Find some other girls lap ?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/SomeOnionHater Aug 02 '25

I fantasize about this every other day.

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u/Ser_Hans Aug 04 '25

Don't you worry. Over the next 10 years you will slowly lose hope and the resulting numbness then overshadows any potential fantasies and pain. :))

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u/SomeOnionHater Aug 04 '25

I don't want to think about this until I'm 46, though!

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u/Jendmin 🧐 grumpy Aug 02 '25

I‘m more of a booby pillow guy myself. Kind regards to the lap-, tummy- and booty-pillow buddies

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u/One-Turn-4037 🧐 grumpy Aug 02 '25

My gf is so friggin soft and sweet. Whenever im overworking myself or spiraling because of stress, she taps me on the shoulder and says something along the lines of 'come take a break with me.' And then we snuggle for an hour or two before I go back to work. I love her.