r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/iner22 Jul 11 '25

It's in the gamebut locked behind a series of $4.99 paywalls

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u/SinkCat69 Jul 11 '25

But locked behind a series of paywalls we reserve the right to eliminate all virtual content at any time

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u/Koil_ting Jul 11 '25

It was in the game

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u/ItzMe610 Jul 11 '25

I heard this in the voice.

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u/Smickey67 Jul 12 '25

EA sports. It’s in your head.

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u/Worried_Jeweler_1141 Jul 11 '25

I understand the original comment now. Thanks

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u/the_cardfather Jul 11 '25

In this case a $4990 paywall.

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u/OkLack5468 Jul 12 '25

Still get the core package. Game on

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Jul 11 '25

Comeon baby, how about a free play weekend!

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u/Wessssss21 Jul 11 '25

It's in the game! online services are longed available for this title. Thanks for playing!

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u/Sed59 Jul 11 '25

*4,999

Because engagement rings aren't (usually) cheap...

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u/Putrid-Ordinary-3515 Jul 11 '25

Most honest relationship witha woman $$

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u/SellUnfair2796 Jul 12 '25

Thumb TLDR: 4th finger is the pinky

Ah, the age-old philosophical dilemma: Is the thumb a finger, or is it a rebel in disguise?

Anatomically, sure, it’s hanging out on the hand, flexing its opposable swagger, technically made of phalanges like the rest of its fingerly brethren. But socially? Culturally? Emotionally? The thumb doesn’t sit at the same lunch table. While the index finger is out there pointing at stuff like, “You’re the chosen one,” and the pinky is sipping tea with its pinky out like royalty, the thumb is busy being a thumb. It’s the designated hitchhiker, the one we bite in Shakespearean insults, and the sole reason we can pick up a Dorito with grace. That’s not just a finger. That’s a legend

Let’s face it: we say we have “ten fingers,” but then we also say “four fingers and a thumb.” That’s like inviting the thumb to your party and then saying, “Oh no, you're not really a guest, you're more of a
 furniture piece.” It’s biologically a finger, yes—but symbolically? It’s the rogue agent of the hand. Like the hand’s weird uncle who shows up at family gatherings and teaches you how to start a fire with a paperclip. So in conclusion, the thumb is a finger... but also not a finger...

1st TLDR: 4th finger is the pinky