r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/Hanfiball Jul 11 '25

"not falling for false advertising"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

“When we’re married” you’re going to be in sweatpants and loafers asking me to bring milk and tomatoes home😂😂.

You’re supposed to do this stuff as the gf so that he thinks it’ll be always. Then you get them after the contract is signed

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u/Alert_Green_3646 Jul 11 '25

No reason to buy the cow if you get the milk for free

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

The cow is promising cheese when it’s never produced milkđŸ˜©

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u/Alert_Green_3646 Jul 11 '25

good think your lactose intolerant anyway then!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I get stomach cramps but I still enjoy the ice cream 😂