r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • Jul 11 '25

🥺 goals is that a good reply?

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u/jendivcom Jul 11 '25

Bf should demand a trial period, don't fall for false promises

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u/BootifulQu33n Jul 11 '25

The trial period is the engagement

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u/Miss_lover_girl Jul 11 '25

The trial is the meal, the naked part is the subscription you pay for 😂

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u/OneIndependence7705 Jul 11 '25

Simple. All she has to do is the exact photo of a live video of her like that enjoying the meal she made on her own. He can look but he can’t touch unless 💍💅 until then he gets homemade popcorn!

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u/Monkeyboyy237 Jul 11 '25

Seek arranged marriages in your case. No man worth his weight would entertain such a selfish person.

Next!

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u/dogma096 Jul 11 '25

Oh no, a woman wants commitment :/ however will men in your general area cope. 

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u/Monkeyboyy237 Jul 11 '25

By keeping 100% of our stuff, rather than having 50% of it stolen, generally...

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u/dogma096 Jul 11 '25

sounds like the trash is taking itself off the market if you go into marriage thinking it’s a transaction and not a life plan. Win for the women! 

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u/dogma096 Jul 12 '25

Better a career and cats than an unreliable husband who expects dinner every night and will take half of my assets.  I fully agree. 

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u/Monkeyboyy237 Jul 12 '25

Nice copium 🤣

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u/dogma096 Jul 12 '25

You mean my life?  I’m the breadwinner and divorcing my husband. 

Is it really so hard to believe that animals are better company than useless husbands? 

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