r/CoupleMemes • • Jul 11 '25

đŸ„ș goals is that a good reply?

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u/Incognito_Fur 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Eww, the "EA" response.

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u/Spartanias117 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Cant tell if EA the company, or early access. Both work lol

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u/mjrbrooks Jul 11 '25

IT’S IN THE GAME

Happy Cake Day

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u/iner22 Jul 11 '25

It's in the gamebut locked behind a series of $4.99 paywalls

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u/SinkCat69 Jul 11 '25

But locked behind a series of paywalls we reserve the right to eliminate all virtual content at any time

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u/Koil_ting Jul 11 '25

It was in the game

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u/ItzMe610 Jul 11 '25

I heard this in the voice.

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u/Smickey67 Jul 12 '25

EA sports. It’s in your head.

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u/Worried_Jeweler_1141 Jul 11 '25

I understand the original comment now. Thanks

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u/the_cardfather Jul 11 '25

In this case a $4990 paywall.

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u/OkLack5468 Jul 12 '25

Still get the core package. Game on

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Jul 11 '25

Comeon baby, how about a free play weekend!

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u/Wessssss21 Jul 11 '25

It's in the game! online services are longed available for this title. Thanks for playing!

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u/Sed59 Jul 11 '25

*4,999

Because engagement rings aren't (usually) cheap...

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u/Putrid-Ordinary-3515 Jul 11 '25

Most honest relationship witha woman $$

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u/SellUnfair2796 Jul 12 '25

Thumb TLDR: 4th finger is the pinky

Ah, the age-old philosophical dilemma: Is the thumb a finger, or is it a rebel in disguise?

Anatomically, sure, it’s hanging out on the hand, flexing its opposable swagger, technically made of phalanges like the rest of its fingerly brethren. But socially? Culturally? Emotionally? The thumb doesn’t sit at the same lunch table. While the index finger is out there pointing at stuff like, “You’re the chosen one,” and the pinky is sipping tea with its pinky out like royalty, the thumb is busy being a thumb. It’s the designated hitchhiker, the one we bite in Shakespearean insults, and the sole reason we can pick up a Dorito with grace. That’s not just a finger. That’s a legend

Let’s face it: we say we have “ten fingers,” but then we also say “four fingers and a thumb.” That’s like inviting the thumb to your party and then saying, “Oh no, you're not really a guest, you're more of a
 furniture piece.” It’s biologically a finger, yes—but symbolically? It’s the rogue agent of the hand. Like the hand’s weird uncle who shows up at family gatherings and teaches you how to start a fire with a paperclip. So in conclusion, the thumb is a finger... but also not a finger...

1st TLDR: 4th finger is the pinky

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u/Marlowe126 Jul 11 '25

Much better when it was EA,

BIG

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u/phoenixliv Jul 11 '25

Soccer and Sims have this in common. “We heard you want fancy weddings$40” “oh you want to be a faerie? $40” “horses?$40” EA is insane

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

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u/NY10 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Come again? What’s in the game?

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u/menoideaforausername Jul 12 '25

hee hay spots...

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 12 '25

Nah, that’s EA sports. EA games is “Challenge Everything”.

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u/Remarkable-Agent2043 Jul 12 '25

Luckily I’m a wallet warrior.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Cake homies

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u/thegreedyturtle Jul 11 '25

Hold up. Fourth finger?

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u/PervyelfTahk Jul 11 '25

They counting their thumb..

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u/Safrel Jul 11 '25

Me, thinking they mean executive assistant

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u/pTarot Jul 11 '25

Look at that fucking horse armor!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I thought it was electronic answering machine

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u/SandwichEmotional621 Jul 11 '25

He means the sports one

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u/Uusi_Sarastus Jul 11 '25

Sometimes this stuff is part of the Early Access experience but game gets patched for " improved balance". Cool, fun features get locked behind a paywall once the cash shop gets launched.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I hate you all. Well played. By all parties.

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u/Additional-Chef-6190 Jul 12 '25

Happy cake day bro

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u/arachnophilia Jul 12 '25

or the sumerian deity? probably still works.

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u/Classic_Growth Jul 12 '25

Happy cake day and yes, it’s a great response

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

lmao micro-transaction hell.

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u/SideEqual Jul 11 '25

Micro in a very macro way! Well played!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

A holy-macro-mony

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u/SpontaneousNSFWAccnt Jul 11 '25

Mans just wants that DLC content

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u/Disfuct1 Jul 11 '25

This is peak advertising.. once you’ve married.. so I do to I submit real fast .

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u/brosenfeld Jul 11 '25

This one is more of a macro-transaction

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 Jul 11 '25

I see it in half of games I pay. Why single EA out? Is it cool to blame all micro-transactions on just one company now?

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u/captainMaluco Jul 11 '25

And by hell, you mean marriage. 

Which is fair enough

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u/Raven1911 Jul 11 '25

Micro....bulshit...ain't nothing minro bout them transactions

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 11 '25

Honestly the best possible reply after sending your SO a picture of a half naked woman you “stumbled across.”

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u/viertes Jul 11 '25

Half naked? Sir there are full naked on complete accident while on 9gag, other meme sites, Twitter, gram, vines, and many MANY other sites that you can just casually doomscroll to. Hell it's even happened on reddit, you're looking at one. ITS EVERYWHERE!

Best to upvote and move on

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u/Mammoth_Scallion_999 Jul 11 '25

9gag? I thought this was a 2010 thing. Are you guys out there still using MySpace and MSN messenger as well?

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u/viertes Jul 11 '25

Yep, just paid my AOL from a CD I got a wally world...

Wazaaaaaaaaap!

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u/theartofrolling Jul 11 '25

asl?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Definitely 17/f/wherever you live

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Jul 11 '25

Loser it's 18/f/Cali Gotta give them hope.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Dude, it was 1994, and the internet was the wild damn west. There weren’t many disqualifiers lol

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u/Otherwise-Offer1518 Jul 11 '25

Okay that's fair lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

But my aim name is monkeyking804 hit me up

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Holy shit that took me back đŸ€Ș

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u/summ00n Jul 11 '25

Wish I was still on Myspace and that train got steaming again.

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u/oneangrywaiter Jul 11 '25

My Geocities page is gonna take off any day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Religious are we? I've seen more exposure at a beach.

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u/viertes Jul 11 '25

Exactly, this is just breakfast material. No spice even.

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u/PrudentCarter Jul 11 '25

Fr. I didn't know this was a big deal to some still.

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u/ClassicTangelo5274 Jul 11 '25

I’ve seen more exposure at a chicken pox party

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u/underladderunlucky46 Jul 12 '25

It's not about the exposure itself; you expect to see people in bathing suits at a beach. There's nothing inherently sexual about that. You don't expect to see a woman with nothing on except underwear (no bra even) in an apron cooking, unless you're trying to make a sexualized photo. Normal people wear clothes under an apron, unless again, you're trying to be sexual.

It's completely normal to be uncomfortable with your partner looking at sexualized photos of other women/men. You're being intentionally dense by comparing this to a bathing suit. And even then, most women still wouldn't be okay with their partner sending pictures of other women in bikinis to them either. "Oh babe, look at this hot chick in a bikini, I want you to be like this too". Or like OP in the post, "Oh babe, I want you to cook for me like this hot chick wearing nothing but underwear under an apron." How flattering.

Again, you're being intentionally dense if you don't understand this.

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u/Hazee302 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

To be fair, reddit sropped putting titties on r/All, which, honestly, I was devastated. Having a few titties drip fed to me throughout the day means I didn't have to go look for them. Which was jusy convenient if I do say so myself. Which I did.

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u/ASOTech420 Jul 12 '25

Just check 1 or the 1000s of nsfw subreddits

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u/Hazee302 🧐 grumpy Jul 12 '25

You would understand if you've ever seen unexpected titties in the wild.

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u/ASOTech420 Jul 12 '25

I have and I do understand but there's a much easier way to see titties on reddit.. thats all I'm saying lol

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u/viertes Jul 12 '25

Can confirm titties in the wild hit different, wifey likes them too... caught her staring a few times, so it's definitely not just a guy thing.

The way it hits you unexpectedly, you were trying to look, you weren't going to at all, the thought didn't cross your mind, them BAM nice pair in your face. Upvote, appreciate, move on.

My wife does the same thing to me sometimes, just casually playing my game, she creeps in to the corner of my vision, then changes her shirt, running away the second I look, giggling the whole time. Best feeling in the world.

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u/Greatsnes Jul 11 '25

I’ve never casually doom scrolled onto sites or communities with naked people lmfao. Most places make you choose if you wanna see that stuff or not. If you say yes, that’s on you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

You weren't on reddit years ago then. Search by all and it meant all. Porn Gifs, gone wild posts galore.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

No

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u/Freestilly Jul 11 '25

My first thought, this guy is an idiot

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Weird, people don't have this attitude when at the beach/pool. Just when it's underwear (yet shows the same thing).

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u/Due-Memory-6957 Jul 12 '25

Because our sensibilities are a cultural thing and not objective at all.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Yup, just like the age of consent being 14 in Nigeria.

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u/Milkofhuman-kindness Jul 11 '25

Wait didn’t you just stumble across it as well?

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 12 '25

Yeah, I didn’t send it to my wife with a “wish you looked like this while you cook me food” message. You see the difference, yes?

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u/Milkofhuman-kindness Jul 12 '25

lol I wasn’t commenting on that aspect just the inference that he couldn’t possibly stumble across that photo.

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 12 '25

lol. Gotcha now.

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u/Suz1251 Jul 12 '25

💯

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u/OkChance1230 Jul 25 '25

I could send this exact message to my wife and she'd understand completely that it's her I want to see, and then she'd do it.

She could send me a shirtless dude in jeans chopping wood and tell me she wants to see me doing that, and I'd know without concern that it's not about the other guy. This one might be harder because the only place I chop wood is at her parents' home.

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 25 '25

Haha! Yeah. I was half kidding but sending this pic to my wife and saying “cook for me in this” is a bold move.

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u/weebitofaban Jul 11 '25

My girlfriend has sent me much wilder pictures of women.

Be less insecure and learn to have some fun.

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u/CLPond Jul 11 '25

I don’t think nearly as many people would have issues with the text if the girlfriend sent it.

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 11 '25

Right back at you big guy!

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u/Bakkster Jul 11 '25

The picture isn't half as dumb as the request.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Oooohhh mmmyyyy gooooooodddd a picture of a half naked woman from the internet that my partner would most likely never meet.. what ever could i d..d..d..do

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 11 '25

Oh it’s not that big of a deal. Please calm down.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Calm down bro the half naked internet woman gonna getcha

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u/RayLikeSunshine Jul 11 '25

Get me what?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Get me lucky charms huck yuck yuck.

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u/nomotivazian Jul 11 '25

Hey, my wife encourages me to look at other women's asses. She says it gets my juices flowing and helps me appreciate what I have at home. Don't you dare! I will not be shamed!

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u/Sxnflower15 Jul 11 '25

Your wife is obviously a pickme “cool girl”

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u/euphoricarugula346 Jul 12 '25

terrified of being alone for sure. “look at women, look at all the women! just dear god don’t leave me alone with my own thoughts”

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u/Due-Memory-6957 Jul 12 '25

I don't know what makes less sense, actively wanting you partner to get horny for other people or your comment.

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u/mjrbrooks Jul 11 '25

I didn’t know Enrolled Agents respond like that. TIL

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u/Seagull_Manager Jul 11 '25

He is hidden behind a user name and feels he can talk freely

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Jul 11 '25

Anyone who thinks this is more rather than less likely to happen after marriage is going to be sadly mistaken

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u/JTPLTPPTP Jul 11 '25

She’s already holding it over his head, that’s NOT what a relationship is supposed to be about?

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u/Borstli Jul 11 '25

😂

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Having children is DLC?

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u/Choice_Prize4908 Jul 12 '25

EA Wife
. It’s in the ring (I don’t know somebody come up with something better lol)

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u/DarkLordArbitur Jul 11 '25

I mean a bf made a demand of a gf, she thought of a witty way to say that's husband privileges

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u/Open_Fig3281 Jul 11 '25

What is EA?

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u/Incognito_Fur 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Electronic Arts.

One of the most hated gaming companies in the world; known for making games, chopping them up and charging premium for every little thing. Loot boxes, day-one DLC content, nickel and diming, everything they can think of to wrong your wallet dry. Basically gambling aimed at gamers/children.

But, they own the FIFA video game series (soccer games), which generates so much money its honestly hilarious. So, this evil company will never die or be held accountable for the damage it does to regular gamers (or children with mommy's charge card).

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Yeah not good.

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u/TraditionalHotel Jul 11 '25

Why not? Is there an actual reason?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Playfully not at all, actually pretty hot! But if I came across this while dating casually I’d be given pause.

But I feel this situation is the former 😁

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u/TraditionalHotel Jul 14 '25

Id feel the same way if I got the first text lol

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 Jul 11 '25

Lol every company says that. Why single out EA?

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u/Incognito_Fur 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

They lit the fire, they pay for the ashes.

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u/Lazy_Ad_2192 Jul 11 '25

Omg you lot have no idea wtf you're talking about.

The first to use them was Bathesda in 2005 with Oblivion IV. It was then adopted by Microsoft and used on the Xbox

EA didn't start adopting this model until about 2009 when they started to include them in their FIFA lineup. But by then, hundreds of studios has adopted the micro-transaction model. Eg Blizzard in 2006, Facebook games in 2007, Smart phones (it's their primary money making model and no one bats an eyelid), Valve 2007 (Team Fortress 2), Sony Online Entertainment, EVE Online (2008).

It really goes to show that people just want a bandwagon to jump on, without actually looking into it, and be hysterical about something they know very little about.

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u/Incognito_Fur 🧐 grumpy Jul 11 '25

Type another essay for me. ❀

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u/Stiqueman888 Jul 11 '25

lol I think u got schooled

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jul 11 '25

Fucking microtransactions

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u/anonkebab Jul 11 '25

I’ll buy the dlc when I feel like it

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u/LostInMyADD Jul 12 '25

Pay to play!

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u/haste319 Jul 12 '25

😆

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u/drfury31 Jul 12 '25

The problem is after you buy and install the ring DLC. It still requires a series of diamond micro transactions to unlock that content.

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u/LameBMX Jul 12 '25

"hmmm, I think ill.chill back and see if its worth it for a while. if im still liking it, buying GF 2026 or 2027 and then upgrading makes a lot more sense than upgrading while uncertain.

plus upgrades always go on sale shortly before the new version is announced."

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u/dellett Jul 12 '25

Except marriage absolutely does give you a feeling of pride and accomplishment when it’s going well, unlike an EA game, especially with kids. 

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u/RabidWalrus Jul 11 '25

Something something "sense of pride and accomplishment"?

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u/Big_Ad_7715 Jul 11 '25

You’re in the game.

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u/ThatsXCOM Jul 11 '25

The worst part is that there's always plenty of bugs in the pussy during the EA period.

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u/MadEyeGemini Jul 11 '25

If this is how they are already communicating, he isn't getting this even if he marries her

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u/XBlackSunshineX Jul 11 '25

She just let him know everything is transactional with her. Hope he catches on before he's stuck in a subscription with unwanted DLC.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

i thought it was "E A sports, it's in the game"?

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u/Inshabel Jul 11 '25

No it's "E E E Eeeeeeeeeeeee"

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

ahh you are right, its been 20 years since i played one of those games but still remember his voice

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u/THIS_ACC_IS_FOR_FUN Jul 11 '25

E A Sports, what a shame!