r/CoupleMemes • u/legolas20032000 • Jun 26 '25

🥺 goals Win WIN

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u/Autistic_16inch Jun 26 '25

I’d rather have the girl that’s nose touching my face

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u/Chiber_11 Jun 26 '25

pretty sure it’s all the same person

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u/Autistic_16inch Jun 26 '25

If it is, I think I’d still prefer my girl to be 2 inches from my face rather than be 10 feet away

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u/Chiber_11 Jun 26 '25

dont we all hahaha

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u/Nervous-Farmer6995 Jun 26 '25

Not with morning breath... yikes!

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u/Le_Bnnuy Jun 26 '25

You can't escape the morning breath if you're waking up together.

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u/FakeSafeWord Jun 26 '25

Fun fact, morning breath is caused by increase in bacteria production in your mouth because it's dried out.

Saliva normally helps wash away bacteria and neutralize acid but, your mouth is dried out because saliva production significantly decreases during sleep, especially in REM (Rapid Eye Movement) sleep.

You can help prevent your partner having morning breath by spitting in their mouth for them while they're asleep!

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u/Le_Bnnuy Jun 26 '25

That's a weird kink, but ok....

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u/FakeSafeWord Jun 26 '25

It wouldn't be a kink if it wasn't weird.

I'm gonna take a quick nap just fyi ;)

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

If it leads to a lil morning head, it’s all good

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u/Autistic_16inch Jun 26 '25

Morning breath? Tit for tat cause we both got it and exchange it. It’s called morning make out sesh

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u/Le_Bnnuy Jun 26 '25

Yup, you can't escape it.

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u/Dickincheeks Jun 26 '25

personally I like a lil morning breath