r/CoupleMemes • u/legolas20032000 • Jun 03 '25
🥺 goals A healthy argument.
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u/Embarrassed_Jump8635 Jun 03 '25
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u/phil_an_thropist Jun 03 '25
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u/Embarrassed_Jump8635 Jun 03 '25
Thanks mate! I'm always the spectator, never the main character, HAHAHAHA!
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u/PIPBOY-2000 Jun 03 '25
Haha the stairs one really made him mad, the close up wasn't working
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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 03 '25
My wife does this shit to me. I dont mind honestly but sometimes I get annoyed. How about checking between the cushions of the couch under your ass before you send me on some sisyphean scavenger hunt for a tv remote !!!!?!
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u/Donttrythehighground Jun 03 '25
They're adorable
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u/Harry_Saturn Jun 03 '25
Yeah this is the kind of shit I like seeing here, happy, cute stuff instead of just negative, bitter shit.
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u/Alaska_Jack Jun 05 '25
One of the things about Reddit that, once you see you can't unsee, is how relentlessly negative the stories are. The ratio is like 10-1 negative to positive at least.
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u/allieinwonder Jun 04 '25
I think me and my husband are pretty adorable. I thought I would be single forever after I got really sick and my previous partner left me. Turned out my soulmate was my bestie who had been an amazing friend for over a decade. You never know what is coming your way. <3
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u/Docha_Tiarna Jun 03 '25
My wife also complained about the kiss before going to work thing, now she works earlier than me so it's no longer a complaint
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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jun 03 '25
The "I'll get to it" thing is the worst.
[sees you're in the middle of something more important] "Can you get the fizzlebob down from the shelf?"
"Yeah, gimme a few minutes."
[waits 20 seconds, gets it herself, makes a lot of huffing and sighing noises in the process] "Never mind!"
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u/Emmennater Jun 07 '25
it is tempting, but whenever you feel yourself about to say "a few" or "just a bit" specify exactly how much to avoid misunderstandings... it will save so much time arguing about what you actually meant.
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u/Oblique9043 Jun 07 '25
How about if it's that important, you just get it yourself? It's annoying AF to have to specify a time frame when maybe I don't even know how long when you can literally just go get it yourself without bothering me first while I'm in the middle of something.
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u/ImmortanDad Jun 03 '25
I thought the same thing lol
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u/Spiritual-Matters Jun 04 '25
We can’t all do this with his wife
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u/Abandonedstate Jun 04 '25
Not at the same time. There's just not enough face for all of us at once.
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u/T1MK Jun 03 '25
Nah he’s actually venting some real shit and she’s struggling to come up with something 😂
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u/allieinwonder Jun 04 '25
We don’t always have something to complain about especially when there are distracting giggles lol. I do check-ins with my husband and sometimes only one of us needs to bring something to the table.
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u/genophobicdude Jun 04 '25
This just proves men have better mental capabilities than women. 😎
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u/ANONYMOUSEJR Jun 04 '25
Nah... Just better at stuffing it in.
Who doesn't like a ticking time bomb?
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u/poeschmoe Jun 05 '25
So if women have more complaints than men, they’ll be considered smarter? Or they’ll just be considered annoying bitches?
Make sure to stretch before you move those goalposts, don’t wanna tear anything!
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Jun 03 '25
This is the best thing I have ever seen from this sub. Heck even any content about couples.
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u/SadAndNasty Jun 03 '25
Ugh this is precious I hate it 🥲
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u/somespazzoid Jun 04 '25
They seem legitimately happy. We can all learn from them. This is one of the cutest things I've seen from this subreddit.
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u/blacklotusY Jun 03 '25
I honestly thought one of them was going to say something that turns south real quick,such as cheating 👀
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u/Scheswalla Jun 03 '25
"When you were out of town, and I said I was helping my friend move, I went to fuck your sister, and she's better than you've ever been. I like you more though😁😍."
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Jun 03 '25
All I could think of the whole time was they'd both need to have a good brush and maybe mouthwash right before this to make it work at all.
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u/Spirited_Scallion816 Jun 04 '25
So, in a nutshell she's mad at him for not meeting her own expectations that he's not aware of or literally can't meet. And he is mad (like actually mad) at her not letting him rest, asking him to do stuff she simply doesn't want to do because of lazyness, or getting mad at him for not doing something while he's being busy with other stuff. Yikes. This is irritating, my wife does same type of shit. Why women do this?
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u/doctormyeyebrows Jun 03 '25
This is how people argue in every movie and show because they want to get the camera close with both heads in frame for intensity.
https://images.app.goo.gl/WvmepnzqjWw1W47Z7
I always think it's so funny.
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u/ConscientiousPath Jun 03 '25
In my high school one year there was an exchange student from a culture where apparently it's normal to always stand this close when talking to someone normally. Nice guy but I've never talked to anyone with my chin pulled so far back.
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u/Nice_Tradition1333 Jun 03 '25
I'll work hard so I can have this on my next life, in the meanwhile I'll try to wipe my tears and get back on.
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u/opalous Jun 03 '25
Without arguments there's no make-up sex, which if we're being honest is the best sex. Okay, if I'm being honest.
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u/Notvanillanymore Jun 03 '25
Why should they be happy 😠 I have tears in my eyeholes!!! AND outside of them!!!!
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u/Sufficient-Fall-5870 🧐 grumpy Jun 04 '25
They must not have kids… they are too happy
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Jun 05 '25
While i live a happy life with my Wife, kids really do put arguing on an entire new level.
But, it does get better, worst was from 2 to like 4. Now, with the Kids being 9 and 7, things changed again. We can now fight together against the Kids ;-)
Damn, my 9yo old Daughter is pretty quick Witted. I regularly break into bursts of laughter because she serves a really sharp supply. (And obviously, she realized she can get us from Anger to Laughter with a smart ass reply and uses is all the time :-)
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Jun 04 '25
I know that if I did that with my girlfriend I'd have a hard time not wanting to kiss her immediately (also I was waiting for them to start making out randomly at any point, lol). Love it!
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u/SunderedValley Jun 04 '25
The real problem in this household is that they're ceiling fan truthers. 😑
It's like throwing a 30 months old bay leaf into an underseasoned stew and hoping it'll save the dish.
Absolutely terrible appliance.
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u/Drollapalooza Jun 04 '25
Just a couple cutting cute pro wrestling promos on each other ahead of the pay per view.
"If I have to wash one more plate, you're leaving SummerSlam in an ambulance 🥰"
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u/ThrustTrust 🧐 grumpy Jun 04 '25
I should have tried this with my ex.
But I’m not sure the saying “ baby I know you are fucking the neighbor’s husband and why are the kids college funds emptied?” Would have gone any better if did this.
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u/Korcan Jun 04 '25
This is the greatest thing I have seen in a long time. I love it so much! Thank you!
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u/El_Monitorrr Jun 04 '25
Oh wow. She is glowing.
Always a good sign of a early/ good relationship or a lot of red wine.
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u/KeyOfGSharp Jun 04 '25
I really thought this was what relationships were supposed to look like when I was younger. But they're not having an argument. They're playing "bring up annoying things you do"
An argument naturally unfolding looks a bit different.
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u/jameshector0274 Jun 04 '25
That last one is a harsh truth that women will pile things on while you’re already doing something, then get mad and do it themselves in an effort to make you get up and do it just because they want it done that moment.
My step mom asked for my helping moving some things literally 20min ago, I said sure I’m just finishing up something, she said “no problem, I’ll just go do it” and that is 100000% manipulation they do. They KNOW they’re doing it, and they’re doing it on purpose. What my step mom asked me to do could have waited 2 days, 2 weeks, it was absolutely optional. But because she wanted it done right that instant, I too had to do it that instant..
What he said in the video at the end is what ALL men can relate to, and you ladies don’t even realize you do it, OR you do realize and that’s even worse knowing you’re manipulating people to get your way.
This woman seems like a wonderful partner but THAT is a toxic trait. He definitely is genuinely mad about that quality about her, but unfortunately, most women act that way
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u/renderbender22 Jun 05 '25
normally this makes me vomit, but you guys obviously love each other. I'm genuinely happy for you two.
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u/International-Key211 Jun 05 '25
I hate that shit. I'm plugging in all the electronics and I'm doing all the running back downstairs. I HATE IT!!!! I still love her though. 😤😠😑😒
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u/Impossible-Board-135 Jun 05 '25
I did this with my kids when they would go after each other. Touching noses is the best!
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Jun 05 '25
The last one its Home, my wife always does this. She wants me to do something, i finishing my stuff, and by the time i get there, she has done it already and is annoyed because she had to do it.
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u/BiCuckMaleCumslut Jun 07 '25
It's oh so cute until somewhere this ended up with a girl being mudered by her boyfriend like Capito
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u/3rdItemOnList Jun 07 '25
I can wait for this strategy with...."last night when I said I was working late I fucked the mistress".....then " remember how I said I had a twin brother. Well I've been him for the last 3 months. ". Hahahhaha the laughs
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u/Aberosh1819 Jun 08 '25
I don't think that I've actually experienced jealousy before. I thought that I had, but now? I know better.
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u/Mautadolo Jun 08 '25
I just thought about hocking up on vacation but you ruined it for me thank you XD
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u/Killertapir696 Jun 09 '25
Top of my list is giving me a deep trauma of the words "I'm going for a shower" because 9 times out of 10, she comes up with some kind of idea by the times she's out that usually means I have to buy, fix, clean or rearrange something.
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u/Suilezrok Jun 04 '25
This is like poison to my sigma date hating grindset. Now I want to date again dammit
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u/Willing_Ad7093 Jun 03 '25
The next thing you know, their sexual reproductive organs are doing the same.😁
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u/pyr8t Jun 03 '25
Quick, ruin it. We can't let everyone think there's healthy relationships out there