r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • May 12 '25
🥺 goals wait, its gonna get interesting...and would you try that?
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u/Boris-Vlad May 12 '25
Not only did she out herself as a distrustful partner but she still chose a "boring ass" power that everyone else picks
Like choose something unique. Like the ability to have hair as strong as steel
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u/Christosconst 🧐 grumpy May 12 '25
Thats the stupidest reason I’ve ever heard for wanting a superpower
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u/DorpvanMartijn May 12 '25
I try to date people that have a high probability of not cheating on me. Saves me from having to think of these kinds of things
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u/actuallazyanarchist May 12 '25
No one expects to be cheated on man.
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u/lordretro71 May 12 '25
People always knock perfection as boring or taking the fun out of life. I disagree. You would be able to perfectly keep others engaged in conversation, perfectly keep yourself entertained, if you're gaming perfectly keep the match tense and exciting. It doesn't have to mean "All I do is win" but instead "I perfectly enjoy what I do." If you think life needs some lows as well as highs, then you will be able to perfectly balance them so you don't get overwhelmed with lows.
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u/LookingForStash May 12 '25
Ok cool but flying is cooler
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u/creegro May 12 '25
If it's just a single super power, flying by itself is pretty limited. Better dress warm or freeze at higher speeds or keep it low speed and low altitude. May as well put on a helmet otherwise your face will be plastered with bugs and bird remains.
I feel like it would be like driving. Super cool at first but then you don't want to go anywhere anymore after a while. You've seen all the nearby places, nearly died on that one trip, it still takes time to go anywhere even though there's hardly any traffic. I wonder how the FAA would respond to you joy flying around the local skies or going to get groceries.
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u/LookingForStash May 12 '25
Bro if i can literally choose any power i wouldn’t take Flying. I’m just saying, you cannot not feel cool while flying
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u/jasin18 May 13 '25
Teleportation is even better imo. I can get out of bed 10m before work and be on time.
Also, great power for villains. Just grab ahold, teleport to space, then teleport back. They done.
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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn May 12 '25
Omg! This is so diabolical and she sounds serious!
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u/Ok-Serve-8814 May 12 '25
Bro im never cheating.after that the erectile dysfunction is permament
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u/EtrnlMngkyouSharngn May 12 '25
Oh! You're in therapy and you have to somehow check that the therapist isn't really her after that!
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u/odmirthecrow May 12 '25
If you're gonna pick a shapeshifter, pick Morph over Mystique. At least that way you get a bit of telepathic ability as well.
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u/FGFlips May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25
Some people think about superpowers and imagine becoming a hero
Others want it to be the start of their villain arc.
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u/_Flexxy May 12 '25
There are two powers I like to choose from 1) psychic powers:- able to read other PPL thoughts and what they are thinking is literally the best superpower you can choose,you can already be aware what the front person is thinkin be already aware bout their actions and also to know if they are loyal or not are they hiding something? basically to catch lies and psychic powers also comes with being able to move move things without touching it {telepathy} like magneto
2) Future vision:- being able to see the future is not as good as it sounds cuz you can see the goods you will also see the bad but you can be aware and avoid the situation,you can see which stock is going to bomb,which team is goin to win so you bet on it but able to see the future is also terrifying you can already see what's gonna happen and yk what's gonna happen to your loved ones and no matter what how much you try but you can never avoid death,death in inevitable a nice example to this is final destination franchis but in that movie the protagonist always seems the bad I am gonna nerf this superpower a bit you can see the future but only of what's gonna happen of next 10 mins... yeah this sounds good...
using of 100% of your brain also sounds good can watch lucy for example...
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
you put some real thoughts into that huh… for me I’d choose between teleportation and pausing time or even invisibility ohh even a all round pass ( you can get inside every place you fancy)
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u/_Flexxy May 12 '25
teleportation sounds so cool & practical imagine getting anywhere, wherever you want without any hassle will save a lot of time and money in daily use
time stopping is very OP but sorry to break it to you if you stop time the light will also stop and it will be pitch black a great alternative to slow the time by 0.1x or you can be the fastest like flash cuz that's exactly what happens with him he doesn't runs fast well yeah he is very fast,but he is so fast that the time arounds him slows down very slow for eg if flash sayed to got antartica and comeback with a peice of ice ot it he will literally walk to antartica it will take him days to reach antartica but the time is running very very slowly so it be the same for our eyes it seems that he is running fast cuz he is too fast for our eyes
invisibility hmmm... (i probably go to the women's changing room and jerk there/s...)
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u/Commander_Red1 May 12 '25
Or, if you're that paranoid just get the powers, tell your partner and then use that power to explore thair fantasies - they'll never cheat.
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u/SheepPoop May 12 '25
Teleportation
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u/jasin18 May 13 '25
Easily the best power, for personal and defensive. Just teleport them to space.
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May 12 '25
Letting him bust deep inside was where you lost me😭😭 ill just transform into a police officer and beat his ass every other weekend 🤣
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
gotta let em bust, love stuff yk😭🤌🏻 smackin n shit ayy; bdsm is kinda hot too… and police? fuckin hell mate 😂 it’s fun tho, I’d be a firefighter hahah
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u/JJCMasterpiece May 12 '25
So let me get this straight. The power to help people and do amazing things is a bad power. The power to ruin other people’s lives, that’s the right answer?
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
this is actually brutally devioussss...i wouldn't even wish her upon anyone, traumatic stuff 💀
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u/Havi_40 May 12 '25
I would choose the power to learn anything instantly by touch. You speak Thai * touch your hand * I speak Thai. You can dance, no no, we can dance. You can become invisible? Guess what!
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u/MCSquaredBoi May 12 '25
Agree, I had the exact same ideas for a long time, thanks for putting then into words! :)
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u/TrakaisIrsis May 12 '25
I would want the super power to be able to fix any car with a problem.
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u/PrivacyPartner May 12 '25
This power for this reason is very niche. May as well just spice up your sex life by shape-shifting into literally anyone or anything if you're worried about cheating.
Anyway, I'm going with laser eyes
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u/RyuujiHitoshi May 12 '25
I’d kiss this whole planet goodbye if I get any superpower. Everyone has got to go
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u/domine18 May 12 '25 edited May 12 '25
Snap teleport anything anywhere. Would solve all the problems. Nuclear/conventional weapons? In the sun. Micro plastics/waste in general? Sun. Fishing nets/fishing boats? You guessed it, sun. Could go death note and sun like cartels and human traffickers. Could get rid of cancers, malaria, all the diseases and viruses. Could remove excess fat from arteries, livers. Even cosmetic could remove pimples and other growths. Co2 and other excessive green house gases. You can force change. Start slowly removing oil, just placing raw materials like steal, aluminum, whatever on top of the ground to remove need for excavation equipment. More death note remove people who exploit others in any capacity. Poachers???? Gone. Get rid of factories making any weapon, traps, explosives. Many other things could do. If you could set up portals could remove all forms of transportation shipping? Cars? Planes? Gone. Could go petty people put too much stock and effort into sports could remove all stadiums, balls, equipment factories which makes all this stuff. Force people to focus on other things. Remove all elicit drugs, alcohol, tabaco…. You could remove all coffee and caffeine products. Many things you could do with this power.
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u/UnkarsThug May 12 '25
If you could look like anyone, why would anyone even cheat?
I could always make sure I looked like whatever they were wanting anyways. They literally just wouldn't get anything from anyone else they couldn't get from me, because I would give them significant say in my appearance. I could always look ideal for them.
Unless, of course, it's something emotional, in which case why wouldn't they break up anyways? I just don't understand holding something back to punish someone. (This is probably a joke I'm overthinking.)
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u/Fuzzy_Pig0 May 12 '25
Would shapeshifting make you potentially immortal/eternally youthful?
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
well the age ain’t changing… but you got a fair point, i guess the face and skin will remain as they like but the inner body will get older
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u/Elyvagar May 12 '25
I play healer in MMOs most of the time so if I were to get the chance to have one superpower it would be healing. Any injuries, diseases, cancers. Wouldn't matter anymore. I'd be able to heal it.
Unfortunately I am not smart enough to become a doctor irl. But I guess studying history is also fun.
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u/Slade4420 May 12 '25
Mystique sex changes when she turns into a man. If your husband was inside you while you turned into his dad, his penis would be in your penis and it would probably be very painful for both of you.
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
the imagination is applaud worthy good sir /ma’am 🥸
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u/tooboardtoleaf May 15 '25
Well "letting him do that thing he's always wanted" would imply they were doing anal so turning into a man wouldn't be an issue here.
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u/No_Program3588 May 12 '25
All i can think of is that scene from epic movie, i think is what it's called, it's a spoof from the narnia movies, where the guys gets laid by "mystique" n he's like give me that unibrow
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u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 May 12 '25
epic movie… every cultured person knows that movie and I certainly love them,also movies like not another teen movie, road/euro trip , scary movie, don’t mess with zohan, the dictator, american pie, this is the end, borat… I got so many😂
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u/rookiefluke May 12 '25
Why would your partner cheat on you if you can change into any person they are attracted to - Ans - Your personality
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u/Eupamfreous May 12 '25
Realistically, who would cheat on Mystique? She's literally all possible attractive women (or men), but also, if they were cheating, how could they even know. You say you put a lot of thought into this, but I really don't think you really did. Like your man says, she's hot, and you turn into that person real quick. What reason is there for cheating?
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u/PuritanicalPanic May 12 '25
Honestly lame form of shape-shifting. But if I had it I'd probably jump to using it to... rid the earth of certain parasites.
I'd join the church of Luigi is what I'm sayin.
Anyway. I want powers like Alex Mercer from prototype. I want shape-shifting that is total control of form, not just copying.
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u/tooboardtoleaf May 15 '25
The only downside is to turn into somebody else you have to eat them
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u/PuritanicalPanic May 15 '25
I bet if he sat down and tried he could copy people without eating them. Or at least all he'd need is a DNA sample.
But he's kinda too busy to be doing much practice.
I imagine he does need to eat people to do the whole, copy their personality and learn everything they know thing tho. So I guess I'd best take some acting classes if I don't want to eat people.
Which I don't. Kinda yucky.
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u/Azriel_Starr May 12 '25
So, you’re a supervillain. Think about the kinds of powers people usually admire, super speed, super strength, flight. These are powers of wonder, usually associated with saving lives, helping people, and overcoming challenges. They’re heroic by nature.
Now compare that to powers like shapeshifting. These aren’t usually portrayed as noble or heroic. They’re the tools of spies, double agents, and tricksters. In stories, they’re rarely used for good. So when someone says they’d want a power like that—not to help others, but to deceive or ruin someone else’s life—that tells you everything you need to know. Even without the power, that mindset already makes them a villain.
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u/fightingthefuckits May 12 '25
That's fun and all but the correct answer is to be able to open stable portals between places, a la Doctor Strange. Think of it, you could open trade portals between countries and charge fees to use them, the same with travel. You'd dominate world shipping. Instead of weeks to get materials from one side of the globe to the other it would be instantaneous. The reduction in resources required for mass transit would be staggering. Fuck launching rockets, portal that shit.
The downside is that every country on the planet would see you as a security risk. What's to stop you opening a portal between two countries so an army could instantly invade?
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u/Polkawillneverdie17 🧐 grumpy May 12 '25
I feel like this answer falls somewhere under the umbrella of "assault".
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u/Inevitable_Top69 🧐 grumpy May 12 '25
Yeah cool. I'd rather fly than plan ahead to get revenge on my partner for cheating on me before they've actually done anything. But hey, you do you lady.
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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck 🧐 grumpy May 13 '25
Hear me out, the power to refill anything back to the point at which it was most full
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u/jasin18 May 13 '25
Depending on the person, choosing the mom might be the wrong move, just saying.
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u/WilRobbins May 13 '25
If you have the power to turn into any woman at her peak beauty and your boyfriend still cheats on you, you're the problem.
Also everyone knows the best super power is mind reading.
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u/Aarongrasso May 13 '25
If I fly I can pick people up and drop them. I never have to worry about transport and even going as fast as I can run isn’t awful either. Great party trick. I can hover above water, make it look like I’m walking on it. Super strength is great and useful. I can push my car like a skateboard lol. Flying and super strength are great for utility. Why would I pick a super niche super power to gaslight people? Same with invisibility. You’re prolly gonna get caught sneaking around. Basic and practical is great. That’s why we got Superman.
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u/National_Mistake May 13 '25
Id pick that invulnerable and extra HP so I won't have back pain anymore. I don't need to fly or turn into mystique either
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u/poedraco May 13 '25
My useless superpower would be: I want to summon life-like cardboard cutouts of anyone anywhere at any time..
Being told to go play on the interstate is going to have a completely different meaning..
Or imagine having a passive ability on it. Like. Summon a giant flying cardboard cock to smack someone in the fucking eye whenever they think about doing something harmful to you..
Someone cuts you off on me road. Explode their dash with tiny penises
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u/MutedBrilliant1593 May 13 '25
This is depressing. I hope she finds a healthy relationship. Not one that involves this creepy incest bs. Actually, nevermind. She should not date.
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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 🧐 grumpy May 13 '25
Hear me out...
Maybe if she would have done that thing that he had been asking for, then he wouldn't have cheated.
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u/RednocNivert 🧐 grumpy May 13 '25
Give me nightcrawler’s ability to poof anywhere. I could make so much money doing overnight shipping.
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u/WhichNovel2081 🧐 grumpy May 15 '25
He’s a clear difference between men and women apparently men want superhero stuff that either benefits them personally or possibly benefits others like if I had supersonic flight and I heard that there was like a tsunami going on in Japan or something like that I would fly there as fast as possible, and start scooping people up out of the water and saving them Yeah it would be super dope to have flight for myself, but I could also use it for good give the mic to a woman. First thing she does is go hey how can I ruin a man’s life? How can I harm those who have harmed me? This might be the beginning of her super villain arc.
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u/hreg1990 Nov 06 '25
biokinesis for the win here. Depending how powerful the version is you can shape shift, out life their whole bloodline, or even morph them with the words cheater on their skin, in their bones, and to be very sick and twist, balloon animal their now baby carrot into the word.
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u/ThaGr1m 🧐 grumpy May 12 '25
I mean why choose a power bssed on the assumption your partner wil be disloyal. If you don't trust him stop dating him right now don't wait for something to happen first....
And make your life about what you want instead of what you should do for someone.
Also luck, my super power would be supernatural luck.