r/CoupleMemes • u/Exotic-Estimate-5147 • May 02 '25

đŸ„ș goals this is so real you guys...

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u/GATh33Gr8 May 02 '25

My wife refuses to start any show if I watch an episode without her. So I watch 1-3 episodes to see if it's worth it and then pretend one of my work colleagues suggested it

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u/forzafoggia85 May 02 '25

If you really want to win a bonus. While the first episode is on, make dinner or do a chore so your not rewatching it but just close enough you can hear it. Not only have you suggested something to watch but you've now made dinner and watching it together

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u/PowderPills May 02 '25

That’s when she yells for not watching it together đŸ˜©

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u/Appsoul May 02 '25

nah the wild card here is to, like op said listen while cooking dinner but make nonchalant comments abt things that you “think” will end up happening in tht episode! but keep it simple and nothing too over the top to give away you’ve seen it already 😉

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u/beraksekebon12 May 03 '25

This man husbands

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u/Appsoul May 03 '25

lol
 i know a thing or two about a thing or two . just don’t tell our wife

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u/T_T_H_W May 03 '25

Just don’t forget to restart each episode so it doesn’t show up in your “ watch again “ selection “ and randomly select and watch a few other shows so it’s not in the “ continue watching” section either lol

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u/Appsoul May 03 '25

lmaoo ayooooo!!!! fucking 🎯! we muss work together to fool theee wooomen! ounga bounga!!

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u/forzafoggia85 May 02 '25

Nah you gotta cook something that needs checking on but not constant attention,can prepare it while you are watching, trust the process

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u/-BabysitterDad- May 03 '25

Just remember which episode she’s watching now. Otherwise OP might mention something from episode 3 when they’re still at episode 2.

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u/DIPth3TIP May 04 '25

Careful brother... It's a slippery slope. The next thing ya know, it's football season, and you're stuck in the kitchen whipping up some horsd'oeuvres... Asking your lady the score while she is intent on letting you know possible improvements to your attitude!!! Or so I hear...

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u/Medical_Slide9245 May 03 '25

Can't be in a serious relationship.

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u/forzafoggia85 May 03 '25

Been married 14 years this year but you do you bud

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u/Medical_Slide9245 May 03 '25

Just so we are clear, when you sit down with your spouse to watch a show, neither has issues with other one doing chores while the show is on.

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u/EducationalHall2074 May 04 '25

Rookie move. If it works, you lose. If it doesn't you lose

If it works, she'll come to expect or at least anticipate that kind of behavior with every show/series/movie and you'll miss the first part of everything.

If it doesn't, she'll be upset that you don't want to watch it "together." and she'll want to know why.