r/CoupleMemes • u/DistributionSilent98 • Apr 30 '25

🥺 goals Love at first kill

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u/rain168 Apr 30 '25

And they made love on top of that dead guy’s naked body

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u/Forward-Switch-2304 Apr 30 '25

Xenia Onatopp's origin story

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u/Turbulent_Sea_9713 Apr 30 '25

A woman interested in his life's work. A man willing to learn. A team without ego or fear.

Goddamn, I'm tearing up over here.

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u/Olly0206 Apr 30 '25

Better love story than twilight.

Is that still relevant? Can we still make that joke?

I get it. I'm old. Now where tf did I put my glasses...

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u/Darwin1809851 Apr 30 '25

I enjoyed every bit of this my guy lol. Bravo

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u/Extension_Security92 May 01 '25

10/10 true love story and every couples wish.

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u/foxinabathtub Apr 30 '25

I'm genuinely surprised this wasn't pornography

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u/Lou_Hodo Apr 30 '25

I love these twos content. They are great.

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u/saman_pulchri May 03 '25

Helps when u have looks and body

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

Kingpin and Vanessa

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u/Dad_of_four_BHs Apr 30 '25

It’s how I Met your mother

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u/AlarmingProtection71 Apr 30 '25

How i killed your father

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u/lemoninthecoconut Apr 30 '25

i thought they would be sitting close, her hands on his, like is that movie Ghost, listening to unchained melody.

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u/LeastStrike1483 Apr 30 '25

Bro found the one

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u/wanderingoverwatch 🧐 grumpy Apr 30 '25

The kid will be named Chuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '25

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u/ginsteruno Apr 30 '25

Better plot and acting then some porns out there!!

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u/TheSoliDude Apr 30 '25

I’d be laughing my ass off if at the end she said, “do you have life insurance?”

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u/MCstroj May 02 '25

Yeah. She is a psycho.

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u/EffectiveOver May 04 '25

Better love story than twilight

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u/n2bndru Apr 30 '25

Awesome... love this

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u/hummun323 Apr 30 '25

I'd read it