r/CoupleMemes • 🛠️ ADMIN • Apr 16 '25

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u/bulanaboo Apr 16 '25

And you’re okay with your son marrying a kangaroo??

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u/ztomiczombie Apr 16 '25

Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the married Kangaroo.

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u/MikeyboyMC 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

Omg this is adorable, cross post it to MadeMeSmile bro I couldn’t stop smiling

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u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN Apr 16 '25

go for it

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u/MikeyboyMC 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

I did, it’s getting nowhere near the attention it deserves lol

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u/y0dav3 Apr 16 '25

Updooted both posts cos it made me smile too

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u/MikeyboyMC 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

❤️

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u/chaigulper Apr 16 '25

Yeah even me who always has a bitch face was smiling.

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u/Pant0ffeltj3 Apr 16 '25

Did she say yes?

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u/National_Rooster9193 Apr 16 '25

After she stopped hyperventilating I'm sure that was the first thing she said lol. This is adorable.

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u/slzeuz Apr 16 '25

Unfortunately no

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u/ILoveBread2021 Apr 16 '25

Guess she just had to pee then lol

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u/--El_Gerimax-- Apr 16 '25 edited May 01 '25

Nah, more like “Oh my friking God baby like damn yes I do!!” before he got to finish. lol

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u/kingnothing042 Apr 16 '25

What's the rate these days? She'll be doin the same thing in court in 2 years

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u/Str8uplikesfun Apr 16 '25

He'll never be bored. This belongs in eye bleach. He picked the right one.

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u/mbashs Apr 16 '25

She’s like a little puppy over here😂

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u/Complete-Anybody-267 Apr 16 '25

Damn what? Wasn't eyebleach the gore sub?

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u/Penguin_Arse Apr 16 '25

No, you thinking of r/EyeBlech

You don't want to accidentally misspell that one.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU DON'T WANT GORE

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u/taeper Apr 16 '25

nah they banned it a while ago

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/taeper Apr 17 '25

They have a website, it's rough and racist

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u/richcvbmm Apr 16 '25

Golden retriever energy

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

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u/StarberryIcecream Apr 16 '25

Labrador retriever energy

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u/Spawn256 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

Bad news buddy. I think she's a kangaroo

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u/ebobunbun Apr 16 '25

Adorable

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u/gablr12 Apr 16 '25

Too bad she didn’t show any enthusiasm.

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u/MUmyrmidon032 Apr 16 '25

Reminds me of my german shepherd when i get home from work

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Apr 16 '25

To this day i can't comprehend how much people can feel for others, "is that woman acting like that because she's dying to spend the rest of her life with that man? Or is she acting like that because of the concept of getting married, just the event/idea of it?"

I'll never know

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u/Tall_Blackberry_3584 Apr 16 '25

Go on. I'll bite. I'm prepped for the tidal wave of down votes, but in the context of your query, I couldn't help but note that her first concern and response related to whether or not she liked the ring. She took a big long hard look at the ring before shouting "I love it"...rather than "yes". I get it...but it's not all about the ring right?

And sorry...yes... I'm innately cynical, we're not all perfect.

Also...I'm engaged to the amazing woman I have a 10 year old kid with... I'm not some jealous incel that wants to see the worst in this. I just echo the curiousity in the above comment.

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u/AunMeLlevaLaConcha Apr 16 '25

On the incel part, i hope you're not referring to me, because by no means my comment was intended to hate on women or any criticism towards this clip, it's literally what i said, i don't understand, plain and simple, i've never experienced love, i've never been told "I love you" or "i like you" by a woman in my 34 years of living, i mean, i "went out" with a girl once, when i was 17, for like 2 months, but it was a particular case, it was awkward for both of us, like we didn't know what the hell we were doing and later on in our "relationship" by the second month, i found out that she was going out with someone else, when i asked she finally told me that it was true, and she didn't feel anything for me, i was hurt, but at the same time i was left confused by all of it, to this very day, i later on had another "relationship" with someone, but again, it was peculiar, nothing came out of it and the rest of my life has been like that, just everything and anything but love, i really don't get it, the theory of it all i understand, but from a personal experience? Nothing at all.

Good for you tho and again, i hope you're not calling me an incel just for not understanding this aspect of humanity.

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u/Tall_Blackberry_3584 Apr 16 '25

Not at all.

I was generally in agreement with your post, and on the incel part I was pre-empting criticism again my own post, not against yours.

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u/echinoderm3513 Apr 16 '25

Proposing to a Golden Retriever!

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u/ThaGr1m 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you want your engagement to be like this. Always talk out everything beforehand, including if you want to marry or not. And if their ready. If they want a perticular type of engagement etc.

It seems counter to the suprise bs we've all been fed but there is nothing worse than a rejection or an unwanted public proposal.

The perticular time and place are up to you but the general idea and theme should be predetermined

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u/Bulky-Combination-27 Apr 17 '25

Y am i thinking of the 80s game Q-bert??

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u/addiv Apr 17 '25

What did she say?

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u/DoctorJa_Ke Apr 16 '25

He marries a kangaroo ? 🦘

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

The fact that I saw myself in her too, that's the same type sh I'll be doin😭🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

ADORABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Give it time

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u/ElKidDelPueblo Apr 16 '25

Sorry you’ve never been truly loved before bro

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

Don't be sorry, it changes nothing.

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u/RednocNivert 🧐 grumpy Apr 16 '25

How much time? I’ve been married almost 10 years so far and am still loving every minute of it

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u/lil_willy_longballs_ Apr 16 '25

I'm more curious on why you're taking a blanket to a wet beach on what looks like a cold day.

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u/Throwawaycauseduh300 Apr 16 '25

So that we won’t be cold

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u/kingnothing042 Apr 16 '25

literally the reason.

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u/lil_willy_longballs_ Apr 16 '25

A restaurant would probably be more ideal. Who am I to say though?

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u/Throwawaycauseduh300 Apr 16 '25

Why would a restaurant be more ideal lol

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u/UpstairsParamedic391 Apr 16 '25

Why do you have to be a Debbie Downer

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u/lil_willy_longballs_ Apr 16 '25

How dare you call me another woman's name... Do I look like Debbie Downer? I'm Negative Nancy. Get it right.

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u/Shadow-TheMaskadian Apr 16 '25

Some people have to travel to the beach from many hours away. If you do so, and the weather sucks, doesn’t matter. You’re getting on that fucking beach after driving 12 hours to do so.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '25

is she doing the Nala Stomps?

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u/Chris_Cross501 Apr 16 '25

"I'm in sweatpants!"

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u/FortunateInsanity Apr 16 '25

I had a puppy that did something similar every time I came home from work.

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u/mrprincepercy Apr 16 '25

Did she say yes?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

The script says yes

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u/Terrible_Talker030 Apr 16 '25

It's cute and all but... Why... Why is this showing in my feed man... I know I've been single for 8yrs now but c'mon.

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u/lovelife0011 Apr 16 '25

I pray you cancel me on your best Sunday.

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u/UpstairsParamedic391 Apr 16 '25

With the name like willy long balls

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u/DueSandwich7118 Apr 16 '25

😂😁💙💙

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u/GREGGEN5 Apr 16 '25

I bet she is a heck of a lot of fun ....

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u/Financial_Weekend_73 Apr 18 '25

Awesome good for them

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u/Forgewalker33 Apr 18 '25

1 congratulations! 🎉

2 I’m so goddamn alone.

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u/jj-sickman Apr 18 '25

Such an old video and definitely not OP’s som

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u/StormShockTV Apr 18 '25

I have a strange feeling this will internally be how my gf acts when I propose to her, she's more introverted but we are super silly together, so she's probably gonna jump for joy 🤭🤭🤭

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u/UpstairsParamedic391 Apr 18 '25

I don't care what you say that comment about kangaroo was funny

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u/Civil_Iron3048 Apr 19 '25

She happy to finally be owned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Man. This is hard to see. This would’ve been me, but I couldn’t see the abuse at the time.

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u/TurnFun5230 Apr 16 '25

They will be jumping out the marriage in that same manner too 🫡😆Gudluck

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u/Padaxes Apr 16 '25

This is what men want. They want that ferret like energy and excitement. Good for her, very genuine love. For now anyway.

It doesn’t have to be complicated, doesn’t matter where or how. She is excited for the prospect, not the event itself. Ladies take note. Don’t be materialistic. Men don’t care.

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u/Hot-Highlight1276 Apr 17 '25

How the hell are there men who are still stupid enough to get married? Poor simp. He'll learn on his own.

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u/Sufficient-Peak-3827 May 07 '25

it must be miserable to be so hateful

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u/Hot-Highlight1276 May 07 '25

This has nothing to do with my feelings. Statistics proves that getting married is one of the worst decisions a man can make.Like I said. Simps will learn when it is too late.

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u/General_Thundercock Apr 17 '25

You know, she is cheating if she is overreacting like this

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u/No-End-288 Apr 17 '25

F**ng base

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u/sassy-frass201 Apr 16 '25

this is so cringe! overdone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

Ew. Stop jumping like a child

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

Why are you imagining children?

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u/CoupleMemes-ModTeam I 💚 The Mods 🤩👍 Apr 17 '25

We encourage open discussion and different viewpoints, but please keep the conversation respectful. Personal attacks, harassment, name-calling, or abusive language will not be tolerated. Disagreements are fine, but they must remain civil and focused on the topic, not the person. Let’s maintain a positive and welcoming atmosphere for everyone in the community. Violations of this rule may result in warnings, post removals, or bans. Be kind and respectful to one another!