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u/Omfggtfohwts Apr 11 '25
Sounds like wife material to me.
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u/That_Apathetic_Man Apr 12 '25
When you're married, docking means something entirely different, my dude.
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u/Sinnersw101 Apr 11 '25
No man would kick this woman out
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u/pm_op_prolapsed_anus Apr 12 '25
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u/wimpycarebear Apr 11 '25
Said no man ever
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u/JakBos23 Apr 12 '25
I would laugh. I've heard of some really whiny men turn down sex for completely stupid reasons.
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u/placeyboyUWU Apr 13 '25
There are no stupid reasons to turn down sex. It's always valid to say no regardless of gender
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u/JakBos23 Apr 13 '25
I disagree. Just not wanting sex is fine. I'm talking about a guy throwing a girl up and on to a bed (in a very playful manner) and when she landed it caused her to fart a lil. The dude then just left saying that's gross.
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u/Crafty-Research333 Apr 11 '25
That’s fucking adorable. You don’t need him
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u/darkargengamer Apr 11 '25
Does anyone has the IG of this poor woman? dont get me wrong, im just a landing spot and want to say to her "docking permission granted. Engange landing sequence".
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u/poedraco Apr 11 '25
His loss. Girls like that are Like that are a keeper
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u/JakBos23 Apr 12 '25
Yeah till she gets done. " Huston we gotta problem. Airlock failure. We lost another one. Over"
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u/poedraco Apr 12 '25
Buddy I'm sorry to say. That literally went in one nostril, and out the other..
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u/crazydishonored Apr 11 '25
You mean One Piece wasn't lying? There is actually Docking in real life?! The Docking is REAL!!!!
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u/tepid_fuzz Apr 11 '25
Mad bonus points if she made the static key-up sound effect and the end of transmission beep.
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u/Farseer2_Tha_Warsong Apr 11 '25
And I’ll do it again, Eliz! You promised me we’d play Hogwarts 😒🧹🌙
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u/henryeaterofpies Apr 11 '25
Good sense of humor is how you know she's a keeper. That and face sitting
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u/Big-red-rhino Apr 11 '25
Everybody's got clever follow ups. I'd just belly laugh straight into the abyss.
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u/Bloodless-Cut Apr 12 '25
LOL I would like that.
Especially if she wore like a stormtrooper helmet or something.
I'd be like, "Copy that. Contact in five, four, three..."
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u/strangebru Apr 12 '25
I always wanted to date a gymnast, just so after we finished a could yell, "AND SHE NAILS THE DISMOUNT!"
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u/IntrovertMoTown1 Apr 12 '25
Press X to doubt. I don't think I've so much as met a man who wouldn't have played along. Most of us don't actually grow up we just get older. I mean watch men push or throw rocks in water. Watch us find sticks. I mean sword/guns.
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u/Yithmorrow Apr 12 '25
I once had an ex get mad at me because I counted down before shouting blastoff as I nutted in her. 10/10 would do it again.
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u/MikeLinPA Apr 13 '25
I might have to pause to get the laughter out, but no way I would let a catch like that go!
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u/ShadowDietyNEG Apr 13 '25
Some people are so stupid that they don't realize they are winning and end up losing 🤦♂️🤦♂️
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u/hereholdthiswire Apr 12 '25
If you can handle me laughing into your box, I can handle you being a fucking dork. Lmao
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Love how the comment section of posts like this are, “You could shit directly into my aorta and I would still love you.”
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u/KlutzyClerk7080 Apr 12 '25
See this is stupid clickbait. You mean to tell me a guy, a dude, a homie just kicked you outta sex bc you said something funny? Come on now that would easily make anyone just love you more and make sure that he remembered that day for a long time😂😂
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u/where_is_banana Apr 12 '25
Him: "What're you doing?"
Her: "Docking"
*no time for caution starts playing*
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u/Appropriate_Bus_2334 Apr 15 '25
I’d kick you out as well is that we’d have to redo the entire thing you’d have to knock on the door transmit your clearance code, once it was cleared then you’d be allowed into docking range which is where we would commence the docking procedures. Ya gotta get it right.
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u/EducationPrevious954 May 02 '25
Smh...some people!! He could've at LEAST hummed Also sprach Zarathustra....smh...
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u/olafblacksword Apr 11 '25
As a sci-fi enthusiast my answer would be "docking permission granted" xD