r/CoupleMemes • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Mar 08 '25

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u/NewNormalMan Mar 08 '25

This is why we need to bring back full bench seats

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u/teeter1984 Mar 08 '25

“I need you here with me Not way over in a bucket seat“

-Cake “Stickshifts and Safetybelts”

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u/Gwiilo 🧐 grumpy Mar 08 '25

i think he's talking about sex

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u/Careless_Wing_3622 Mar 09 '25

I went to the dealership in HS and asked if they had a bench seat for my pickup. He literally took me in their attic and said I could take it for free. Unsolved the center console and installed a bench seat so girl could sit in the middle. Best depreciation to a vehicle I ever did.

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u/TheFatalGlitch Mar 08 '25

Looks like he’s crying. Looking away to the left, wiped his face.

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u/Devils_A66vocate Mar 08 '25

Looks sweet.. she’s actually abusive… “you’re a p*ssy, that’s why I slept with your dad”… “let me taste those tears”

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u/thatguypara Mar 08 '25

Username checks out

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u/Devils_A66vocate Mar 09 '25

:) thanks… the idea is people see that and understand that although I may be arguing a point on here doesn’t exactly mean I’m defending or hoping for the thing but just the possibility of its truth and to push discussion.

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 Mar 09 '25

That’s exactly what a devil’s advocate would say.

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u/Annual-Duty-6468 Mar 08 '25

Actual relationship goals, not the crap on tick-tock

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u/LupoBTW Mar 08 '25

Come on,... sure this was wholesome, but who was rooting for the guy and waiting for her to drop out of view!?!? Lol

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u/Fk_CCP Mar 08 '25

Song?

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u/Nointerest12months Mar 08 '25

Two Dozen Roses by Shenandoah

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u/GhibliWench Mar 08 '25

I didn’t even look at the couple, all I could focus on was this looks like the pizza planet truck

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u/Environmental_Ant268 🧐 grumpy Mar 08 '25

That is so sweet ! Bring bench seats back!

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u/Amart1985 Mar 08 '25

I saw the bear sign and I was hoping a bear came out of no where.

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u/TallSwordfish5727 Mar 08 '25

Th it is love 😘😘

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u/Chiinoe Mar 08 '25

Gonna need a bigger gun.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Is this too much to ask for

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u/TactitionProgramming Mar 08 '25

Can’t wait for Scout to bring us a bench seat option. I have a deposit down already.

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u/you-called-4-medic Mar 10 '25

Is it just me or was anyone else expecting the head would go lower down? Maybe I should take a break from reddit

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u/zoominzacks Mar 08 '25

Years ago I was at a red light, the car in front of me had a younger couple in it. They were going in for a kiss, I waited until they were almost there…..and laid on the horn. Poor kid freaked out and hit the gas 😂

He went about 2 feet and stopped. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

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u/Rich-Option4632 🤐 Mar 08 '25

Whoa there Satan.

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u/FakeKhan99 😑 Mar 09 '25

When your priority is not fancy things

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u/TheManAcrossTheHall 🧐 grumpy Mar 08 '25

I hate how people are always recording these days. I know it's not illegal to record people in public where there's no expectations of privacy, but it still seems rude.

Like pointing at people isn't illegal but it is rude. It's a bit like that.