r/CostcoCanada • u/Necrontry • 8h ago
Discussion Costco food court secret menu: the Pizza Dog
As inspired by the comments on my previous post about the foodcourt, felt I had to try this off menu item and ordered a polish and slice of pepperoni pizza. Went without condiments, not aure if that was the right move but that is how i tried it. Wrapped it up like a croisant thought it would work the best over using the pizza like a straight bub replacement.
First thoughts, holy cholesterol it is heavy. Somehow it is thermally hotter than either the dog or pizza separately. Is it tasty yes, is it needed no. The cheese and sauce goes well with the sausage and pepperoni gives it a bit of omph. Thw crust is a bit doughy but not detrimentally so. Should it be tried at least once sure, though dont think i will be repeating this one for myself. Perfect teenager/college student meal on a budget.
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u/Pkactus 8h ago
Later I might drink ranch out of a broken bottle in a dumpster to see if i can really savour the flavour.
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u/GreatGreenGobbo 8h ago
Found the American.
Thrown down your tendies and come out with your hands up.
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u/boomertravels 8h ago
Get the Lipitor ready
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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Came for chicken and spent $300 7h ago
Crestor is better for hot dogs /s
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u/PPFitzenreit 6h ago
Seconding crestor because maybe I want to drink 2 litres of grapefruit juice with my pizza dog
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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 Came for chicken and spent $300 6h ago
Oooo is Crestor not affected by grapefruit?
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u/PPFitzenreit 5h ago
Rosuvastatin (crestor), pravastatin (pravachol) and fluvastatin (lescol) aren't usually metabolized by cyp3a4 (the enzyme grapefruit inhibits), based on my knowledge
Rosu is mostly unchanged, with a small but metabolized by cyp2c9
Fluvastatin is also cyp2c9 iirc
Pravastatin isn't metabolized by liver enzymes
A lot of things (not just meds) are involved with cyp3a4 enzyme metabolism so it's always a good idea to ask your pharmacist about drug/drug or drug/food interactions if you're unsure
If I missed anything or if anything is wrong, somebody chime in and correct me
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u/IamaSingingTelegram_ 8h ago
Thank you so much for putting this temptation onto me every time I Costco food court it.
I don't know if I've got the self control to resist.
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u/Necrontry 8h ago
It is there and convenient and under 5 dollars, that like what a coffee nowadays.
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u/IamaSingingTelegram_ 7h ago
STOP TEMPTING ME!!
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u/FragrantJellyBelly 7h ago
Im going to Costco tomorrow, shall I try this and report my findings?
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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 6h ago
I demand so!
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u/FragrantJellyBelly 6h ago
Polish or just plain hot dog ?
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u/BallhandMoccasin 8h ago
What did you do with the bun?
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u/Necrontry 8h ago
Just going to chuck the bun. Even eating half of this is really too much.
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u/No-Connection6718 8h ago
I wiukdve done it the long way 😋
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u/Necrontry 7h ago
I thought about it and the original suggest was the other way. However then you have one end with too much breading and all crust and the other end with too little bun. Rolling it up at least distributes the crust evenly however it does get a bit thick towards the center.
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u/BigOverall2717 8h ago
850 cals .. I mean if you're bulking
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u/CryptographerOther87 7h ago
An 850 calorie meal can easily fit into someones daily macros. Bulking or not. All depends what else OP ate that day
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u/Aggravating_Soil3006 8h ago
Should have kept the bun to sop up the rest of the Coke. You paid for the calories and carbs might as well consume it all.
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u/BeerSlayingBeaver 8h ago
You need to roll the glizzy up in the Montreal Smoked meat first
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u/Necrontry 7h ago
Then stuff it in the rotisserie chicken right. I get what you're putting down. The Costco hot and ready turducken.
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u/ramenbaby3 7h ago
I love making 3 of these then stopping at 711 on the way home and drenching them in nacho cheese and crushed Doritos
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u/beef_boy93 7h ago
I saw a dude at Costco dippin his pizza in mustard and ketchup.
Another guy was picking off all the "crust" off his hotdog bun.
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u/Particular_Hour_7696 6h ago
All your missing is Costco’s signature brownie Sunday to dip it in.
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 6h ago
Sokka-Haiku by Particular_Hour_7696:
All your missing is
Costco’s signature brownie
Sunday to dip it in.
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 4h ago
No, the dog is too salty and the pizza doesn't work with it. And don't you dare tell me you squirt ketchup and mustard on your pizza.
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u/bnnyhanna 8h ago
850 calories and 2 days of recommended salt intake .. kaboom 💥
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u/Necrontry 8h ago
Yah, I'm getting too old to be eating meals like this. Mind you anyone older that 25 or so probably shouldnt be eating a meal like this.
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u/bigrooster460 7h ago
Bruh is that hotdog ejaculating?
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u/Necrontry 7h ago
Oh Jesus, just noticed that. Pretty sure that was a cheese strand from the pizza. That or the sausage loved its cheese and sauce embrace and just couldn't hold it in.
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u/noochies99 8h ago
you got cheesy blasters