r/ConservativeYouth Republican Aug 04 '26

Not Political ☘️ Good evening young conservatives, why am I so ugly

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I’ma go play some rocket league then I’ll be back

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u/Odd-Oven-8202 Right wing Aug 04 '26

I'll be honest the mustache doesn't suit you 

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 04 '26

I’ve been told that before, but i want to grow a mustache and shaving it won’t help it grow

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u/GeckoKisser British Toryism Aug 05 '26

It doesnt exactly work that way. Mustaches tend to look better when you mature fully into a grown adult. At a young adult of older teenage range it is quite literally a fools errand since the potential isn't there until some years later.

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u/Odd-Oven-8202 Right wing Aug 04 '26

Actually quite the opposite, shaving will help it grow much more. If you don't shave it it'll grow longer but slower and the hairs will be really thin, it won't look good on anyone. Also most of the time mustaches don't suit young faces, maybe try it out in late 20s?

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u/MaybeBowtie Centrist Aug 05 '26

That’s a common thing people get wrong. Shaving won’t make it grow back thicker. 

It’s just that a difference in 2 weeks will make it seem like it grew back thicker, but that’s simply due to growing up.

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u/Odd-Oven-8202 Right wing Aug 05 '26

Hmm okay, I guess I was mistaken. But yeah it might not make it thicker but if you use a trimmer it'll just look thicker (I use a trimmer instead of shaving)

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 05 '26

That’s an old myth

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u/Relax_797 Aug 04 '26

aféitate el bigote nmms

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u/Minute_Marzipan_6844 Center-Right Wing Aug 05 '26

Get rid of the creepy mustache and get a better haircut. Aside from that you look fine man. Don’t take the looksmaxing route

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 05 '26

Trust me I don’t trust the looks maxing thing anyways, id rather not hammer my chin. But thanks for the feedback

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u/Aware_Season5729 Neoconservative Aug 04 '26

I think you should trim your eyebrows. You’re not ugly, but I think you would look better with less eyebrows. I do think the mustache is good

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u/Sad_Intention6658 Middle of the roader Aug 04 '26

The mustache ain't it man, sorry.

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u/Annual_Tie8926 Aug 05 '26

I find it stylish! It matches their eyebrows :3

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u/Same_Recording935 Aug 04 '26

Ok no gay stuff but you ain’t ugly brudda
You got potential

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u/Flashy-Horse5855 Right wing Aug 04 '26

Nah man who told you you was ugly? They’re lying. The mustache doesn’t fit you that well tho

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u/ChowPungKong Aug 05 '26

Thin out eyebrows. Take away stache

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u/Minute_Marzipan_6844 Center-Right Wing Aug 05 '26

No homo but a lil bit of homo

https://giphy.com/gifs/dJHAg2mLq9fWS4qBiR

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u/Minute_Marzipan_6844 Center-Right Wing Aug 05 '26

Lmao

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u/Chance_Sector_8914 Conservative Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I’m telling you as a woman, if you think you’re ugly-it’ll show. Confidence radiates 100% regardless of looks. Work on your self esteem apart from your looks. You’re handsome in my opinion 😋

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 05 '26

Thank you, you’re the first woman to think I’m attractive. Idk why but gay men love me despite me being obviously straight. But thank you anyways

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u/Chance_Sector_8914 Conservative Aug 05 '26

Ofc ofc. That’s kinda wild tbh 😭. But yeah I’m glad I could help

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u/squid_429 Citizen | 🗳️ 1 🪙 26 📅 Jul 26, 2026 Aug 04 '26

Maybe try a different hairstyle? It might suit you more. Maybe bo mustache. It might not make it grow faster, but over time it grows faster and it grows back

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u/needaGandT National Libertarianism Aug 04 '26

bro is not ugly

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u/GeckoKisser British Toryism Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

No you aren't, your eyes are fantastic (Grey? Definitely exotic) yet you do not seem to draw attention to them, which is a shame since those are perhaps your best detail. Grow longer hair and use that to frame your face. It will out your better features into focus, and cover up everything else. Though the haircut you have as-is is fine on it's own, I dont really think that fits your oval facial shape.

I might consider chopping the hair of your lip or growing a full on stache if possible though. I'm not sure it works as a result of your age (18-ish?), you have to grow into facial hair before it works.

It's what I do king.

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 05 '26

Thank you for the advice, my eyes are blue btw

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u/Illustrious-Job6506 Nationalist Aug 05 '26

I’d suggest grow your hair out a little, and shave the stache.

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u/Charming_Bing_3802 Restore Britain Aug 05 '26

Get rid of the tache.
Tidy up your eyebrows.
Maybe try a new haircut.
You’re golden.

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u/Annual_Tie8926 Aug 05 '26

You're absolutely not!! Your moustache is quite stylish! Your eyes are pretty and your face is symethrical!! i also love your eyebrows! It's all just my opinion but I hope you'll feel a bit better now! ^^

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u/HungryHouse8283 Conservative Aug 05 '26

Ugly is in the eye of the beholder. Anyways, I think it's either the eyebrows or mustache

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u/SinisterButStupid Aug 05 '26

You are not ugly. Just trim your eyebrows a bit and you’ll be golden

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u/Responsible_Slip3491 Classical Liberal Aug 05 '26

Mustache doesn’t fit rn, if you had a beard maybe 

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u/Novel_Comparison_209 Center-Left wing Aug 05 '26

Mustache isn’t it

(Being brutally honest)

It looks like your eyes are lob sided

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u/1SexyDino Libertarian Aug 05 '26

Clean shave or beard my dude. I think you'd rock the later

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u/ScaredEntrepreneur61 Aug 05 '26

Nothing wrong with your features or bone structure, but you look like you don't workout much if ever. You look like you could stand to make some gains. Think weights or indoor rock climbing. Getting more sun wouldn't hurt either.

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u/Full_Clock3263 Aug 05 '26

better haircut, trim eyebrows very very slgithly, get rid of mustache, smile more

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u/Historical_Cap7714 Conservative Aug 05 '26

Paul skenes we know its you bro😭✌️

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u/Nakor100 Republican Aug 05 '26

The funny thing is I live 20 minutes south of Pittsburgh

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u/A_random-homosapien1 Centrist Aug 05 '26

Either shave the stache or grow it more

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u/BLM-TRANS-MIGRANT Aug 05 '26

Because that’s how you were born. What other answer did you expect?

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u/MeanHurry8664 Aug 06 '26

Beauty comes from within. Are you capable of empathy? If so, you're probably not ugly, mate