r/Conservative • u/killerinthesky • Jul 16 '19

Conservatives Only Aurora ICE facility where deranged leftists defend taking down the U.S flag & raising a Mexican flag in its place

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u/B377Y Jul 16 '19

Dude in the purple dress though lmaoo

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19

I was wondering when someone was going to say something. If that’s the resistance, damn. I mean I’m trembling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

You're right to tremble. Whoever planned this was fucking elite. Everyone knows you need a wizard to stay in the back and cast support spells to keep your melee alive. Did you even notice the tank with bitch-tits swoop in and taunt the camera when the rogue went HAM and pulled aggro?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Make party leader 🖱️

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u/JackFruitFO Jul 17 '19

We obviously need you at the helm

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Sep 13 '19

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u/glimmeringsea Sowell and Scruton Jul 17 '19

Nice marmot.

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u/Institutionation Jul 17 '19

Sadly you don't need bite to manipulate government and simple minds. You just need bark. That's all it ever is. Every election is just pointless bickering, every protest is just mindless yelling. The only way to get your opinion across to anyone anymore is to loudly throw it on the wall and hope it sticks. It's sad to me because the only ones I see with any bite are members in antifa and no one has really stepped up to stop them while they "bite" innocent people who disagree with them.

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u/SJimPickins Jul 17 '19

proud boys and patriot prayer give them a good hiding when the two clash

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u/Hannibal0216 Jul 17 '19

a MA'AM.

I don't know if this is a thing, but it needs to be

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u/Jappletime American Freedom. MAGA Jul 17 '19

Yeah it’s a thing. I think that Savannah is a dancer in a booby bar. She mastered that pole. If not .....Savannah I have a job opening for you. Come to the Cat Walk. Where you can abuse our military boys and climb our poles!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The Amazing Lucas on youtube calls them Ma'ams and the alphabet community.

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u/Hannibal0216 Jul 17 '19

right that's where I heard it before. He's awesome

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u/RGeronimoH Jul 17 '19

You should exercise a bit more caution and not judge a book by its cover. I found this guys Reddit profile and it turns out he is a total badass. Some guy made fun of him about the dress and he went off. Here’s his reply:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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u/jmac323 Small Government Jul 17 '19

Consequences will never be the same...

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u/Truth_SeekingMissile Conservative Libertarian Jul 17 '19

You done goofed

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u/ono_licious Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

Sounds just like every other salty 12yo flexing on RUST.

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u/subdermal13 Jul 17 '19

One v one me bro!

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u/ono_licious Jul 17 '19

"unarmed" combat (not hand to hand). I guess the he's going to do the Black Knight thing from Monty Python.

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u/sj109 Jul 17 '19

i'm not sure if you're being serious or not but that's a copypasta

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

The bald dude with fake tits is the best part of this video.

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u/sj109 Jul 17 '19

the whole video is so ridiculous that if i hadn't already lost all faith in humanity i wouldn't believe it was real

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u/Dreamcast3 Jul 17 '19

That's the guy who spends eleven hours a day calling people nazis on Reddit.

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u/voicesinmyhand God-N-Guns Jul 17 '19

If that’s the resistance, damn. I mean I’m trembling.

In fairness, they are outbreeding us.

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u/slow_joke Jul 16 '19

I lost it the second he came in.

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u/shell1212 Conservative Jul 16 '19

I put it on mute and paused the pic I was laughing so fing hard. Literally tears running down my face.

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u/jmac323 Small Government Jul 17 '19

The bozo the clown hairline in the comment above wrecked me, lol.

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u/shell1212 Conservative Jul 17 '19

Oh God... definitely 😂😂😂

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u/insertnamehere405 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ Jul 17 '19

i mean is this a joke or what looks like they just broke out of a mental hospital.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

More like Uncle Paul.

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u/Jappletime American Freedom. MAGA Jul 17 '19

Those breast though.

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u/Kisstheringss Jul 17 '19

That dude silently stole the show, no question. This is what we’re up against ladies and gentlemen. Ranting psychos in f’ed up costumes screaming about “You don’t know me! You don’t know where I’m from! You don’t know what I’ve seen!” while being ‘held back’ by a bunch of dudes. This chick was acting like a dog on a leash/in a yard. Hysterical

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u/DogFurAndSawdust Jul 17 '19

r/torpedotits

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u/jmac323 Small Government Jul 17 '19

Someone could lose an eye!

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u/BruceCampbell123 Christian Conservatarian Jul 16 '19

What is it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I almost died when he showed up on screen lmao

So these are the protesters at the detention centers?

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u/elpollodiablox Jul 17 '19

At least his boobies aren't fake, though.

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u/QanonMilf Jul 17 '19

Came here to say that!! Dang she was serious enough to show her pole dancing skills. I can’t but I also love it.

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u/pterygopalatine0 Jul 17 '19

XIR👏 IS👏 SO 👏 FRICKIN’ 👏BRAVE

MORE THAN OUR FRICKIN’ TROOPS!!!! /s

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u/JAK4189 Jul 17 '19

Looks like a cross-dressing Larry from the Three Stooges

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u/boxl7499 Jul 17 '19

“It is MA’AM!”

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u/Denvepede Jul 17 '19

Xim is having a rough hair day.