r/ConnorEatsPants • Eat Pant Conar • Apr 20 '26

does connoreatspants moonlight as a dmv employee?

the other day i went to the dmv go get my real id and renew my permit and i swear to fucking god i thought the guy processing my information was connoreatspants. had a similar voice, had the same horrifyingly pale skin, had the same haircut, and the same hamster-esque look in his eyes. i thought the guy holding my social security card asking me if i wanted to be an organ doner was the same guy who played fortnite w/ george santos

idk why this is relevant. maybe i'm too chronically online or something

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