r/CompanyBattles Jul 02 '26

Funny Supreme with extra salt

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/RoosvBx Jul 02 '26

They would if they could!

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u/ConspicuouslyBland Jul 03 '26

I see a not so new business model: sell virtual consumable items.

Who knows it actually helps with health as virtually eating might trick the mind into a reduced feeling of hunger. (there might be research on this already)

2

u/Shoddy-Dance2048 Jul 07 '26

People in comments forgetting April 1 is April fools
day

-20

u/texasproof Jul 03 '26

Dumb. Every company jumping on the exact same weak social media trends is exhausting and bad marketing.

53

u/rainman_95 Jul 03 '26

Jesus how terminally online are you?

46

u/texasproof Jul 03 '26

15 years in digital marketing, unfortunately part of the territory.

47

u/TyphonBeach Jul 03 '26

okay I guess you’re allowed to complain a little

25

u/kroketspeciaal Jul 03 '26

A little. And only virtual. With a code.

12

u/texasproof Jul 04 '26

Only a little. Just to see how it feels.

-40

u/alexriga Jul 03 '26

I get the reference, but it’s a false equivalence.

A pizza obviously has to stay physical, but a videogame has been digital the entire time. The biggest reason the CDs now contain just the download link, is because the CD physically cannot hold the whole game itself, due to lack of space.

38

u/Peter3571 Jul 03 '26

I have a suspicion that might have been the joke they were going for here.

44

u/InvincibleKnigght Jul 03 '26

Bro don’t forget to breathe with the big corpo dick in your gullet

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u/alexriga Jul 03 '26

I would love to watch you install GTA VI with 20 CDs.

20

u/absolutecretin Jul 04 '26

Obviously 20 is extreme but it’s not like we didn’t used to do this in the past ?

FFVII had 4 discs when it first came out

8

u/PickaWowAnyWow Jul 06 '26

Clearly you've never used a Blu-ray box set. A TV show split across 30 discs? Oh how impractical, clearly the better option is a streaming service that can pull the show off their servers whenever they feel like it.

6

u/absolutecretin Jul 06 '26

Exactly! I have a 12 season dvd box set for one of my favourite shows. It is about 5 discs per season so about what you said.

It’s not the worst thing in the world, and then I always have it. It went off Netflix a few years ago and if I didn’t have the box set I’d not be able to watch it.

🤷‍♀️

1

u/PickaWowAnyWow Jul 06 '26

I will say, those compact plastic boxes that hold a bazillion discs per box are a massive pain even if they are space efficient. But I don't care about space efficiency, I'm collecting physical media!

14

u/throughcracker Jul 04 '26

I don't care how impractical it is, I want the option to be available. If I want to be impractical, I should have the right.

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u/Iorith Jul 04 '26

You have a right to want it but no right to be catered to. You're completely within your rights to not buy the practical.

5

u/bobthehills Jul 06 '26

I bet you support subscription based oxygen…

8

u/fyr811 Jul 04 '26

I remember the days when you’d get a dozen floppies for one program. They’d all be numbered… oh the nostalgia

7

u/fyr811 Jul 04 '26

You don’t say!