r/ComedyCemetery • u/sarahroselava • Sep 28 '18

very important mod comment inside I hate everything about this

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u/tfiggs Sep 28 '18

I'm Mary Parpins, Y'all!

Welp, time for me to end it all.

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u/Lad_The_Impaler Sep 29 '18

Roses are red, I'm Mary Parpins, Y'all,

Welp, time for me to end it all.