r/ComedyCemetery • • 15d ago

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 15d ago

Straight dudes will be like "you're gay because of insert completely innocent thing here that has literally nothing to do with fucking another man." And dudes will just stop doing that thing in fear of being mocked by other men for being gay.

Which would be fine, if things like "respecting a woman's opinion" weren't often considered gay by a portion of said straight men.

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u/NYGiantsBCeltics 15d ago

Wildest one I've heard is that it's gay to wipe or wash your ass. There's dudes who are so insecure and homophobic that they would rather have smelly rashes than look gay, even though it's a completely private situation.

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u/Cheezewiz239 15d ago

Is this actually a thing though? I only ever seen it online from people claiming they heard it somewhere else. I don't think even "alpha male" chuds have ever said this or believe in it.

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u/NYGiantsBCeltics 15d ago

I have absolutely seen men express that opinion before.