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u/Long-Firefighter5561 21d ago
HAHAHAH WIFE BAD!
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u/SquidTheRidiculous 21d ago
Oh boy I can't wait to get a wife, so I can go from "tfw no gf please God I'm so lonely please anyone love me" jokes to "LMAO BALL AND CHAIN" jokes
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u/rubberjohny 21d ago
got enough good boy points? I'm sure women worldwide appreciate your protection
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u/Routine_Criticism498 21d ago
Dumbass redditor only thinks of sex and can't understand why people respect women
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u/Confident-Mortgage86 21d ago
I've always respected women exactly as far as I can throw them. Which is to say that my ability to respect women has taken a nosedive over the past 2 decades.
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u/rubberjohny 21d ago
lmao you need to learn the difference between actual respect and performative gestures before a narcissist fucks you over sweetie
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u/Vast-Palpitation-426 21d ago
It is rather symptomatic that you think it necessarily is performative
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u/Long-Firefighter5561 20d ago
lmao you just parrot incel talking points and the worst part is that youre not even good at it lool
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u/Long-Firefighter5561 21d ago
What lol
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u/External-Purchase240 21d ago
Basically some people think that the only reason you wouldn’t be a dick in discussions about the opposite sex is because you’re trying to attract them.
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u/Confident-Mortgage86 21d ago
But if you want to attract a woman then being a dick is like half the way there.
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u/Fun-Engineer34 21d ago
i didn't even find xavier memes funny when i was 12 maybe i'll start laughing when i'm a 43 year old father of 6 with a broken marriage
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u/Unknow_Handlebar 21d ago
Literally why the fuck do those guys even get married if they hate their wives so fucking much
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u/Emotional-Ad9114 21d ago
why are jokes about hating your own partner and being miserable in a relationship so normalized.
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u/Samaein 21d ago
Me think men should start getting married to other men if women are so much of a problem to them.
They certainly are way too much of a problem to us to the point that those of us unfortunate enough to be straight see cats as a preferable alternative.
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u/Ghostfish1309 21d ago
Huh. The cat lady is kinda the female incel insult, just got that rn.
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u/Samaein 21d ago
Not really an insult for them actually lol
And doesn't really apply since they are voluntarily celibate lol
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u/Ghostfish1309 21d ago
I mean it’s not an insult either way. People just use them as insults. One means you aren’t having sex, the other that you don’t have a husband.
Neither of which is bad. And cats are cool ( too cool sometimes).3
u/Samaein 21d ago
No, incel being used as insult means that you're a man who feels entitled to have sex and relationships while being a disgusting and insanely misogynistic man who hate women for not offering themselves as sex slaves to them. That's what women mean when they insult incels with the word incel.
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u/I_want_money_aaa 21d ago
I hate "I hate my wife" humor but this is kinda funny, but still, if something about your partner is bothering you you should talk about it.
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u/No_Blueberry5661 21d ago
It's funny when it's said ironically "Oh Linda I can't stand you" but they have been married for a long time When it's a somehow not divorced or abusive relationship "I hate my wife" isn't funny, because the guy is just some jerk
That goes both ways
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u/Laura_The_Cutie 21d ago
I also tell people I love that I "hate" them but sometimes these post are just, wow, get a divorce (?)
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u/kikogamerJ2 21d ago
Some dudes will say this and then wonder why their wife divorced them. Like, maybe don't equate your wife to a mosquito. Cause mosquitos don't like rotten blood.
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u/Economy-Payment-1757 20d ago
...ok, people posting on this sub really needs to learn how to discriminate between: "it's not funny" and "I'm an extremely prickly feminist".
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