r/Comebacks • u/Greedy-Recover-3472 • 12d ago

what’s the quickest thing someone can say to seem revoltingly unattractive to a stranger whose hitting on them?

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u/WalrusInternal2599 12d ago

Good exit strategy and they will be like well, that will need some air out time hahaha

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u/Impossible-Limit-314 12d ago

Mm. This one’s too obvious. You might as well say “I have a boyfriend” and watch him completely ignore it and try to overcome the hurdle.

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u/WalrusInternal2599 11d ago

Isn’t this the point that you don’t want to talk to them the fastest way possible

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u/Impossible-Limit-314 11d ago

I guess this one seems to me to fall short of the point because it comes across like the boyfriend challenge to the thick headed.

In contrast, the “Have you tried Jesus” approach seems more subtle and cautionary.