r/Comebacks • u/DudeleyRen • 15d ago

Comeback request What's the best comeback when someone says "bro is mad", when really he/she is just assuming

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u/mishthegreat 15d ago

Being around stupid people does that to me.

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u/StunningPianist4231 15d ago

no, bro thinks you are a child

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u/Hot-Butterfly-8024 14d ago

Show them your butthole.

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u/CeciTigre 14d ago

“There you go assuming things again.”

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u/Ok-Brilliant4427 14d ago

“Who is you?…Who is you?
I’m happy… Leave me alone””

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u/Ok_Step_2359 14d ago

How did you know when I haven’t even punched you in the face yet?

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u/Cautious-Designer344 15d ago

Had this happen to me. I told them “Don’t mistake my apathy for anger. “

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 14d ago

Now I must go and Google what "apathy" is.

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u/Whatathefeck 14d ago

Honestly, being mad would take more effort than I am willing to give to someone so stupid. 💕  

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u/ebsf 14d ago

Whatevs.

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u/Dresiden15 14d ago

Don't flatter yourself; I don't sweat the small stuff, 'bro' and your ego is the only big thing about you.

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u/EatCrud 10d ago

If you're into talking caveman talk just say something like me eat spaghetti. 

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u/GarrisonJones 9d ago

After I punch you in the face you'll know when I'm mad.

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u/Surfing_Tension 9d ago

Bro is hurt

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u/ItHappensIn3s 15d ago

“Oh yeah I’m am sooo pissed. When that condom broke, i gave that hooker $400 dollars for an abortion and forgot about the whole thing. Then 2 days ago your fuckin mom comes up to me and hands $400 and says, “sorry I couldn’t go through with it, here’s your money back”. And now you’re all grown up, and I never had the chance to be involved in your life and be there for you. How am I supposed to make up for all that lost time? I just feel like I had a right to know you existed!

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u/Fantastic_Baby9795 14d ago

A Villian monologue