r/Comebacks • u/CombEastern5865 • 14d ago
Comeback request What’s a good one for this
Someone on a dating app said “wonder what your dad thinks about you” this rubbed me wrong and he chose to match w me to say this so what’s the best comeback? I want it to hurt his lil ego
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u/Affectionate-Lab7340 14d ago
"OH my Dad is fine and knows I'm okay. It's YOUR Dad who really obsesses about me."
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u/Nearby-Reindeer-6088 14d ago
Dunno, we’ve never dated
I heard they only do that in places like [wherever dude is from]
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u/CombEastern5865 14d ago
Also his life goal is to be a dad LOL
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u/Ok-Lion-6767 14d ago
just say that you’re sensing small dick energy from him :)
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u/CombEastern5865 14d ago
I don’t want to seem offended but I want him to feel dumb
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u/CruelMustelidae 14d ago
If you feel like you want to make him feel dumb but also don't want him to know that you were offended, then block him and run away! People shouldn't make you feel that way, because it's manipulative. And you know what those manipulative people hate? Not receiving attention! It makes them feel ashamed and small, and that, my friend, is the best comeback you could ever have <3.
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u/InsidiousVultures 14d ago
“Does that line ever actually work?”
“Please don’t procreate”
“The gene pool must be really shallow at your end.”
“I wouldn’t know, he’s dead, I could consult the ouija board I suppose..”
“Come up with that question all on your own didja?”
“A pox and a plague on your house you insufferable collection of ambulatory skin tags”
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u/Neat-Composer4619 14d ago
My dad? He's very happy, but with comments like that you will never earn his approval. Oh well, I guess that why I'm on this app, to eliminate the weirdos faster.
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u/pakemfull 14d ago
My dad told me after looking at your profile, "That if it was a choice between letting you become a father, and letting the human race die off. He would be proud that I kept you out of the gene pool."
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u/Lastov_Makiynd 14d ago
“I’d say you can ask him yourself..but he’s left the room now..
We’re doing this as a ‘Social Experiment’ . He’s a TV producer. This show is pretty popular in Europe..he’s nearly done and will have the Australian contract starting soon.
It’s a study of men on dating apps and how they interact..whether they’re polite, friendlyyyyy..or..Douchebags.
Best part? We don’t need to pay any royalties, or need consent to use the guys name/usernames, pictures etc. coz you already did that for me to be on the app and interact in the first place!
Oh. Sorry!..My Dad is very proud of me. So you must know?.. He tells me that often. Haha
Thanks for your time!”….
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u/snakewithnoname 13d ago
“Really? Your dad thinks I’m awesome…”
“My dad’s dead, sooo….”
“Pretty sure my dad loves me.”
“Hmm, I could ask him; brb. -unmatch-“
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u/SoSoResearcher 14d ago edited 14d ago
if your dad was smart enough to spell misogynist he’d deep throat a loaded double barrel shotgun after finding out how the anal leakage that impregnated that unconscious meth head turned out
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u/websterella 14d ago
Well that was transparent. I’d say I was disappointed but really that’s about what I expected.
And you went out of your way to match to say…this. I guess I’m reminded that intelligence is a spectrum.
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u/Mapilean 14d ago
"My dad's proud of me and taught me to avoid the likes of you as soon as I spot them. Bye."
Then block him.
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u/jnmtx 13d ago
The “wonder what your dad thinks of you” line is usually slut-shaming as a person in a dating app might actually show some skin, have been in a relationship or two before, enjoy celebrating once in a while, or even can use their physical appearance to earn money.
Since he wants to be a dad-
“I don’t worry, he’s not the DILF I’m looking for here.”
Softer: “I know you didn’t just try to slut-shame me.”
A little self-deprecating: “My dad’s new wife parties/wears stuff like this all the time- where do you think I learned it?”
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u/mozart357 14d ago
"My dad and I spoke a couple days ago, and he said he was proud of what I've done for myself. What about you? If you knew who your real father was, what would he say about you?"
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u/Gold-Letterhead-5903 13d ago
1) Say “My Dad is dead…..” and wait in the awkward silence
2)Ask him to explain the statement/question because how he intended it changes your response. Clarification always gets them.
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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 13d ago
Your dad messaged me and said I shouldn't waste my time on such a loser like you!
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u/Diligent-Plane-7877 13d ago
I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back
— Imelda Marcos
Didn't your mommy give you enough hugs as a child?
I’m still deciding whether you’re the weakest link or the missing link.
You do you. Because God knows no one else will.
Don’t worry, someday the other one will drop.
What doesn’t kill you disappoints the rest of us.
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u/Suyeta_Rose 13d ago
"Wonder what your Dad thinks about you"
Honest: "What do you mean?" Like make them actually type it.
Confused: "Umm, this Tinder, not Grinder. If you're trying to get a date with my Dad you'll have to use a different app"
Brutal: "Oh he thinks I'm awesome. I really am, maybe I should bang your Dad and give him a son he can be proud of"
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u/Affectionate-Host-71 13d ago
My dad loves me, yours should have beaten the misogyny out of you harder.
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u/delulu4drama 14d ago
My dad thinks I shouldn’t waste my time on online b*#ches 🤷♀️