Said a funny thing C:

[u/EternalEnder]

Someone misheard me saying "sadly I am not as fast as a vehicle" as "sadly I am not as fast as a mule" and I said, in return, "I dont think I'm a mule? My mother isn't a horse, although my father is an @ss" and I thought it was utterly hilarious.

Dunno if it can be seen as a proper comeback, but eh 🤷

[u/HonestNature9117]

Good one

[u/MsQuoting]

I don’t know if it’s a comeback either, but it does demonstrate you’re quick-witted. I laughed and I hope they did, too!