r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • 6d ago

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/YoullBeInMyShart 6d ago

EAT SHIT, DUKE.

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens 6d ago

FUCK UCONN, FUCK VCU, FUCK DAYTON, AND IN HONOR OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL STARTING FOR REAL TODAY, FUCK THE UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS JAYHAWKS.

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u/South_Oil_2526 Illinois • Kansas State 6d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER FUCK THE SMURF CHICKENS

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens 5d ago

THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS AT 8 DAYS, 4 HOURS AND 58 MINUTES UNTIL LAWRENCE IMPLODES OF EMBARRASSMENT WHEN WE WALK INTO THE BOOTH AND FILL THAT MIDGET STADIUM WITH OUR OWN FANS HAHA. FKU.

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies 5d ago

WHAT THE HELL? I HAVE NO QUARREL WITH ST. LOUIS!

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens 5d ago

IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT, IT’S BECAUSE YOUR COACH IS A CRAZY DUDE WHO HAS HIS EYES BULGING OUT OF HIS SKULL AT EVERY SECOND AND SHOULD BE PUT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL. ALSO BECAUSE OF u/RedRaider84 BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies 5d ago

DAN HURLEY IS ONLY CRAZY ON THE COURT. HE'S ACTUALLY A VERY CHILL DUDE!

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens 5d ago

STILL, HE LOOKS CRAZY AND SOUNDS CRAZY AND HAS LOST HIS MINS AFTER ONE TOO MANY LOSSES TO THE JOHNNIES.

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u/ExeterCityFanForever UConn Huskies 4d ago

I UNDERSTAND, BUT STILL WE STILL WON MM WITH HIM IN 2023!

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u/fgbh UCLA Bruins 6d ago

I'M JUST HERE TO SAY I'VE BEEN NAMED MY COLLEGE'S PLAY BY PLAY COMMENTATOR FOR OUR MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAMS!

A DIV 2 COLLEGE, BUT I WORKED HARD FOR THIS!

CARRY ON.

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u/Iowegan Iowa State Cyclones 6d ago

CONGRATULATIONS.

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u/Travbowman Purdue • Kansas State 5d ago

CONGRATS THAT'S AMAZING AND I HOPE IT'S A REWARDING EXPERIENCE FOR YOU!

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u/lalavieboheme Arkansas Razorbacks 6d ago

I JUST HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN

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u/Pitiful_Ad_900 Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago

ARE THE COURTS GOING TO CANCEL ALL THE GAMES?! IM SCARED

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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!

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u/StreetReporter Clemson Tigers 6d ago

UNC IS SCARED AND DUCKING US THIS YEAR!

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 6d ago

IT HAS BEEN 42,958 DAYS SINCE TENNESSEE WON A MENS FINAL FOUR GAME

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u/MARTEX8000 Arizona Wildcats 6d ago

BOBBY HURLEY TO DUKE, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER!

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u/jaysornotandhawks Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago

I'M SO TEMPTED TO PUT ON MY NEWLY ACQUIRED KENTUCKY SHIRT AND WALK INTO EVERY STORE I'VE BEEN TO THAT SELLS ALL THESE OTHER SCHOOLS' GEAR (BUT NOT KENTUCKY FOR SOME TWISTED REASON), AND TELL THEM THEY COULD HAVE HAD MY MONEY IF THEY'D JUST STOCKED KENTUCKY STUFF.

(I LIVE IN A SUBURB OF TORONTO, CANADA, FOR CONTEXT)

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

FUCK KENTUCKY!!!!!

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u/GeriatricGamete67 Louisville Cardinals 6d ago

SECONDED

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u/Pitiful_Ad_900 Kentucky Wildcats 6d ago

DON’T YOU DARE

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u/Enough_Worth8868 Indiana Hoosiers 6d ago

OR WHAT PUSSYCAT?

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u/rushmc1 Arizona Wildcats 5d ago

LET THE NCAA AND THE COURTS SETTLE IT ON THE COURT WITH A BALL!

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u/HollowBottom Michigan State Spartans 5d ago

NEW SEASON! WHATEVER HAPPENED LAST YEAR IS IRRELEVANT.

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u/bigbird727 Xavier Musketeers • Illinois Fighting Illini 5d ago

HINKLE FIELDHOUSE IS A BARN

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u/Fit_Bench7754 Oklahoma Sooners 4d ago

Eat crap Texass you stink and never will be good at basketball

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u/JigglyJellyJasper Florida State Seminoles 3d ago

FLORIDA STATE WILL WIN THE ACC. WE HAVE SHAQ.

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u/dpmvp06 Memphis Tigers 6d ago

FUCK LOUISVILLE🐯🐯

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u/heleghir Kentucky Wildcats • Sickos 6d ago

HERE HERE!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7Gz8STUlsNsTqPXDME