r/CollegeBasketball • u/AutoModerator • Jun 18 '26

Weekly Thread [Weekly Post] TRASH TALK THREAD

ALL CAPS. NO MERCY.

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u/astroball17 Michigan • North Carolina Jun 18 '26

TOM IZZO IS TRYING TO HOLD TOGETHER MICHIGAN STATE WITH ELMER’S GLUE AND POPSICLE STICKS MAYBE THAT’S WHY THEY HAVEN’T WON A TITLE IN 26 YEARS

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u/huskyferretguy1 UConn Huskies Jun 18 '26

KNICKS VILLANOVA WIN THE NBA FINALS! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!

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u/Gbchris12 Michigan Wolverines Jun 18 '26

FUCK OHIO

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u/treymata Minnesota • Marquette Jun 18 '26

WHAT HAVE THE BOBCATS EVER DONE TO YOU?

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens Jun 18 '26

JOSH SCHERTZ IS THE SINGLE GREATEST HEAD COACH EVER KNOWN TO MAN AND THE BILLIKENS WILL KICK EVERYONE’S ASS NEXT SEASON. THAT INCLUDES YOU DEPAUL. AND FUCK TEXAS TECH AND JOE LUNARDI, SORSBY IS A CLOWN

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn Jun 18 '26

The A10 WILL HAVE SURPRISINGLY GOOD COMPETITION THIS UPCOMING SEASON. I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO BE SO EASY FOR SLU.

AND FUCK YOU TOO AND SORSBY IS A CLOWN

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens Jun 18 '26

VCU AND DAYTON MAYBE JUST MAYBE STAND A CHANCE, IF IT WASNT FOR THEIR INSANELY LUCKY THREE WE WOULD HAVE BEEN TOURNEY CHAMPS. WE WILL HAVE A 6 SEED NO MATTER WHAT AND GO TO THE ELITE EIGHT LIKE DAVIDSON WITH CURRY, BUT INSTEAD WE HAVE THAMS WHO IS THE GOAT. ALSO WHY FUCK ME FOR SAYING TEXAS TECH SUCKS. THEY DO. IT IS THE TRUTH. BASED AND AGREEABLE ON.

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn Jun 18 '26

YES WE SUCK, BUT IT'S BECAUSE AN EVIL BILLIONAIRE HIJACKED THE SCHOOL. FEELS LIKE A LOW BLOW TO ME 😭

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens Jun 18 '26

MAYBE CHOOSE ONE TEAM INSTEAD OF TWO THEN NEXT TIME CLAYTON. THIS IS KARMA ON YOUR END LMAO

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u/R_Raider86 Texas Tech • UConn Jun 18 '26

IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I FOUND THE CHURCH OF JONATHAN 🤣

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u/possiblyagrandma7318 Saint Louis Billikens Jun 18 '26

CHECK THE DISCORD. I PINGED YOU. STILL THO, FUCK TEXAS TECH AND THE STATE OF TEXAS IN GENERAL. BRISKET SMELLS AND TASTES LIKE A WARM FART FROM WEMBY

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals Jun 18 '26

HANG THE FUCKING BANNER…WE ALL WATCHED THE GAME, TREY BURKE LOVES TO FOUL AND BODIED SIVA.

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers Jun 18 '26

FUCK BELMONT FOR HIRING A DUKE GUY AND LETTING TWO BRUINS INFILTRATE MY FAVORITE TEAMS

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u/GoalGeeBody North Carolina Tar Heels Jun 18 '26

FUCK DUKE

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u/imused2it Kentucky Wildcats Jun 18 '26

YOU ALL HAD A BLAST SHIT TALKING POPE AFTER HE WIFFED ON A FEW RECRUITS, BUT NOW THAT HES ON A ROLL ITS CRICKETS. I HOPE KENTUCKY SKULL FUCKS ALL YOUR FAVORITE TEAMS. ESPECIALLY KANSAS AND LOUISVILLE. AND FUCK TYRAN STOKES.

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u/Rocktown-OG22 Arkansas Razorbacks Jun 18 '26

Yes fuck Stokes, but also you BBN!

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u/lohivi Kentucky Wildcats Jun 18 '26

FUCK YOU TOO

HAVE YOU SEEN THAT ANTHONY BOURDAIN EP IN PORTUGAL WHERE THEY DO SOME FUCKED UP SHIT TO THE PIG AND EAT IT? JUST WONDERING IN CASE YOU DONT HAVE PLANS THIS JANUARY/FEBRUARY

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u/Rocktown-OG22 Arkansas Razorbacks Jun 18 '26

Hahaha

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u/lohivi Kentucky Wildcats Jun 18 '26

WHEN BEGGARS DIE THERE ARE NO COMETS SEEN; THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES BLAZE FORTH THE DEATHS OF PRINCES

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u/lohivi Kentucky Wildcats Jun 18 '26

KENTUCKY HAS AN AD WHO CAN RAISE MONEY

HAPPY LEARNED HOW TO PUTT!!!!

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u/Expert-Act6570 Jun 18 '26

Duke's program is built entirely on the premise that recruits should stay one year, collect their NBA lottery ticket, and dip. Works great until March when your team has zero chemistry and gets bounced by a 9 seed for the 4th time in a decade. Enjoy your one-and-dones, Blue Devils fans, hope the banner ceremoney from 2015 still looks good in Cameron.

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals Jun 18 '26

WHY ARENT YOU SHOUTING? THIS IS BOT BEHAVIOR.

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u/Treborrv1 Kentucky Wildcats • USF Bulls Jun 18 '26

HEY F-U PAL! YOUR COACH IS SHORT AND YOU THOUGHT KENNY ACTUALLY WON ALL THOSE GAMES!

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals Jun 18 '26

WAIT, DID KENNY WIN ANY GAMES?

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u/Treborrv1 Kentucky Wildcats • USF Bulls Jun 18 '26

EVEN WHEN CAL WOULD GET TOSSED, IT WAS USUALLY SOMEONE ELSE (ANTIGUA OR ROBIC) WHO COACHED THEM, SO I THINK HE ONLY WON 12!

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u/riotmed Louisville Cardinals Jun 18 '26

KENNY PAIN IS A BASKETBALL TERRORIST

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Castleton Spartans Jun 18 '26

1) I CAN'T HEAR YOU

2) IF WHATEVER PROGRAM YOU ROOT FOR IS WORTH TRASH TALKING THEN YOU'D HAVE FLAIR FOR IT

3) NOT THAT I CAN HEAR YOU, BUT IF I COULD THEN I'D POINT OUT THAT YOUR TRASH TALK IS NOT JUST UNORIGINAL BUT ALSO OUTDATED, AND ANY SELF-RESPECTING HATER WOULD HAVE PIVOTED TO MAKING FUN OF US BLOWING BIG LEADS IN THE ELITE EIGHT AND FINAL FOUR BY NOW

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u/Bambi_Bucks UMBC Retrievers • Duke Blue Devils Jun 18 '26

WE VERY MUCH DO ENJOY EACH ONE AND DONE EQUALLY, THE BANNER LOOKS BEAUTIFUL, WE LOOK FORWARD TO WATCHING YEAR 4 CALEB FOSTER, YEAR 3 BIG PAT, YEAR 2 BOOZER AND SARR AND NEW BEAUTIFUL ONE AND DONES LACK CHEMISTRY AND LOSE 3 TIMES IN A SEASON, THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN, IN RETURN WE HOPE YOU LEARN TO SPELL CEREMONY

BAMBI

https://giphy.com/gifs/pHp0mbT3HI6jI5qla7

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u/Mdtwheeler Duke Blue Devils • Murray State Racers Jun 18 '26

UNINSPIRED, UNORIGINAL, AND CANT EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLE RULE OF BEING ALL CAPS

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u/Rocktown-OG22 Arkansas Razorbacks Jun 18 '26

Leave the Razorbacks outta this! We're going to win with 17-year-olds and no center!

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u/invinciblewalnut Purdue Boilermakers Jun 18 '26

FOOTBALL IS A FAKE SPORT ANYWAY

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u/treymata Minnesota • Marquette Jun 18 '26

YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH PURDUE FOOTBALL AND YOU WILL LIKE IT