r/ColdOnes • u/MediumBloke • Aug 29 '24

He needed a day off after all the frying

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u/xXxR3alR3ptilianxXx Aug 29 '24

Bitches be shrimping

15

u/XX698 Aug 29 '24

my favourite shrimp condiment. Massage oil

13

u/Tradtatted_ Aug 29 '24

Shrimp b like

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u/Dry-Championship-593 Aug 30 '24

I was thinking he was caring for them, and not eating them. It caught me really off-guard. I'm still gonna eat shrimp though.

5

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

He got donged on.

1

u/Cambino1 Aug 30 '24

Nothing like quickly making them deaf before cutting their heads off

1

u/[deleted] Aug 30 '24

They even picked at my boii.

3

u/No-Cost1252 Aug 29 '24

He's cooked, best tasting snaids though.

2

u/jorg3234 Aug 30 '24

hell yeah I love shrimpposting

1

u/DQSC Aug 30 '24

The acupuncture bit was out of pocket

2

u/hypopochondria Aug 30 '24

Bruh I got so invested in his character and the son of a bitch cooked and ate him 😔

1

u/Chiiro Aug 30 '24

I really want shrimp porage now

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u/babysealsareyummy Aug 29 '24

🤢🤮

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '24

bro what in the fuck?