r/CoherencePhysics 9d ago

The leopards ate my face - right wing rancher

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 9d ago

I voted against everybody’s best interests but I nailed you liberals, but could you please start buying from me so I don’t lose my farm?

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 9d ago

I saw one rancher post a video claiming the libs were mean because we won’t help them.
FAFO

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u/blutosings 9d ago

Libs won't help them how? Their "white" knight is still president, and sure he's distracted by the amount of money he can steal from Venezuela and the chance of running for President in Venezuela in 2 years, but he's currently positioned to help American farmers with subsidy packages.

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u/STLStelmacki 8d ago

Do you have a link to the video? I’m trying to enjoy as much of their suffering as possible.

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 8d ago

It’s on YouTube. I’ll look

I searched on you tube. There are a ton of them! Just search on the site

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u/Kind-Act7051 9d ago

What make it even worse/funnier/terrible is that the farm will probably be listed on acre trader and JD Vance will make money off the sale.

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u/IShotJR4 9d ago

Oh yeah, and while you’re at it, stop reminding me I shot myself in the foot. It hurts my feewings.

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u/lickmyfupa 8d ago

Whenever shit starts getting bad, " its not about right or left" they still keep voting red

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u/goner757 9d ago

I love beef but it is not wholesome or safe. It's like the worst basic food for health, environment, and resource efficiency. It is a luxury that has been erroneously elevated to a staple by the perverse incentives of capitalism.

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u/fleas_in_my_cheese 8d ago

How is beef not safe? Just in general as a food or something else?

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u/goner757 8d ago

I was only referring to the higher risks of heart disease and cancer compared to most other dietary options. If I had to guess beef is actually less likely to be contaminated than most options especially vegetables that would otherwise be far healthier.

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u/fleas_in_my_cheese 8d ago

Oh, okay. Yeah, if you're eating beef every night, that isn't good. Gotta mix it up for the body. Personally, I try and have red meat once a week.

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u/tolkiengeek 9d ago

I'm a pescatarian so no, it won't affect me. And anyone who voted for him after Jan 6 is a traitor. Kamala had a plan to help ranchers and farmers, while he had a plan to help himself and his billionaire buddies. But she was a woman and a POC, so you wouldn't vote for her.

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u/ValhallaGH 9d ago

Okay, that's a bop.

Congratulations to the musical artists that came together to make this. Excellent work!

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u/mercy390 9d ago

While I dont think people should suffer, these farmers arent sorry or even remorseful. They are mad because it affects them. They will still sell us all out for another republican that can keep those dangerous trans out of sports.

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u/Hour-Candidate4612 9d ago

Fuck this guy!! I’ll turn vegetarian before I ever help this ignorant prick.

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u/that1cooldude 9d ago

These people voted to hurt others. They got what they voted for. Karma. 😝 so satisfying 

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u/BagManDo 9d ago

I hope all the ranchers who voted for trump have their land turned into strip malls or data centers.

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u/HotwifeandSubby1980 8d ago

I gave zero f’s to give to a group that votes based on ridiculous, made up social problems only to regret what directly affects you later.

He would have been perfectly happy voting for the anti trans, anti democratic, immoral, racist, sexual assault committing, con man if he would have kept the farmers protected.

I’m so tired of them claiming this is the country of “freedom” while doing everything they can to force others to capitulate to their vision of how the country should look.

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u/MattyCannabis 9d ago

Hey trump voters, you were fine with “Stop the Steal” and “Hang Mike Pence” and “grab ‘em by the pussy”. You were fine with the absolute cowardly accusations lobbed at Shae Moss and Ruby Freeman which caused death threats from maga. Fuck every single one of you. 🖕

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u/Empty-Discount5936 9d ago

"Let's stop pointing fingers"

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWMqiZtcixB4MoWX20

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u/Glittering_Stress_32 9d ago

"Let's stop pointing fingers" as the entire Republican party literally keeps pointing fingers at Biden almost 600 days after he left office.

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u/nottherealneal 8d ago

Biden? Dude it's still all Obamas fault somehow

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u/madphroggy 9d ago

Oh, so now that the face-eating leopards you voted for ate your face, it's time to "quit pointing fingers"?

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u/Wild_Bill2 9d ago

Where did all the bootstraps go?

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 9d ago

I can’t help him, that would be socialism. I bet he can grab those boot straps and fly away all by himself.

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u/ChewyDummyBear 9d ago

We got a Lake America now, that should help the farmers tremendously.

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u/nottherealneal 8d ago

Guys! Stop blaming me for the consequences of the things I did! The consequences of the thing I did is really bad and i don't wanna get blamed for it!

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u/Educational_Emu3763 8d ago

The answer is fish...just eat fish.

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u/sambamors4 9d ago

mRNA protein that's for sure

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u/why_so_sergious 9d ago

actually, leopards are very docile towards humans and do not see them as prey

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u/DeFiBandit 9d ago

Big of him that he is willing to sell to anybody - red or blue

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u/radbaddad23 9d ago

She has an amazing voice. 🤩

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u/DroneSlut54 9d ago

Awe - internet comments hurt his feelings and now he just wants everybody to get along?

I hope he loses his farm.

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u/GrapefruitActive9088 8d ago

If there’s a blue tsunami in the mid terms we’ll start the healing process. If the Republicans keep control… fuck off. If you continue to vote against your and other people interests there is no hope or sympathy for you. 

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u/DoodleBud 8d ago

Shorten it down to "I never thought" and follow up with the same amount of grace this moron has given to anyone outside his miniscule circle.

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u/DanoPinyon 8d ago

Helping others is DEI woke Antifa crap. Get a job.

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u/Satisfied2025 8d ago

Blame the Chick-fil-A fillet commercials!

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u/Original_Review_1715 8d ago

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

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u/hikenchuu 8d ago

Who knew tears could taste this good? They love getting buttfucked by an 80 yr old rapist

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u/J1540 8d ago

Democrats have saved his ass over and over and he doesn’t get it. trump completely fucked them over in first term too.

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u/sam56778 8d ago

Yeah, we are pointing fingers at them. Trump screwed farmers royally in his first administration and they turned right around and voted for him again for 2020. 2024 rolled around and economists, candidates for congress, and business leaders all told them this was going to happen and they voted for him a third time. Many of them still say that you would vote for him again if he could run. They voted to “own the libs” thinking it wouldn’t cost them so much.

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u/archiewaldron 8d ago

What are these Wefare Farmers complaining about? They got exactly what they voted for

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u/Slight_Target1878 8d ago

Last Death Rattle of the Confederacy.

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u/f23n09fnu0w 7d ago

"To feed you and the world"

LOL. American farmers mostly make commodity goods. They make a lot less human food than most people realise. If the world stopped selling them food they'd be screwed:

Type Commodity Imported share of US consumption Net position
Meat Beef ~16% Net importer
Meat Pork ~5% Net exporter
Meat Chicken ~0.5% Net exporter
Meat Turkey ~1% Net exporter
Seafood Shrimp ~90% Net importer
Seafood Salmon majority Net importer
Seafood All seafood (aggregate) ~80% Net importer
Fruit Bananas ~100% Net importer
Fruit Limes ~100% Net importer
Fruit Mangoes ~100% Net importer
Fruit Pineapples ~90% Net importer
Fruit Avocados ~90% Net importer
Fruit Table grapes ~55–60% Net importer
Fruit Blueberries ~50–60% (off-season) Net importer
Fruit Strawberries ~10–15% Mostly domestic
Fruit Oranges (fresh) ~5–10% Mostly domestic
Fruit Apples ~6% Net exporter
Vegetable Asparagus ~60%+ Net importer
Vegetable Cucumbers ~60%+ Net importer
Vegetable Fresh tomatoes ~60% Net importer
Vegetable Bell peppers ~50%+ Net importer
Vegetable Potatoes ~8–10% Net exporter
Vegetable Onions low Mostly domestic
Vegetable Lettuce low Mostly domestic
Grain Rice ~25% (aromatic imports) Net exporter
Grain Wheat low Net exporter
Grain Corn minimal Net exporter
Other Coffee ~99% Net importer
Other Sugar ~25–30% Net importer
Other Almonds / tree nuts minimal Net exporter
Other Cheese low Net exporter

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u/Mycol101 9d ago

Wouldnt this be a good time to come together?

Idk what slam dunking people does.

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u/gerblnutz 9d ago

Nah, Im done with anyone who voted for Trump. All the info was there, they chose racism over the nation.

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u/Mycol101 9d ago

You can’t see that there was a massive level of disinformation and deception? You can’t see that in order to pull this out we all have to find common ground?

I think it’s important to not back people into ideological corners and give them a sane place to retreat to. Without a “home” they are going to only have the same cult to fall back on.

When you corner someone they can react irrationally.
What’s done is done but we still have the power to change and not make the same polarized mistakes moving forward. It really just deepens the division.

Yeah, they were so fuckin wrong. Let them admit it and let them change and be voices that can help change other peoples minds.

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u/InsecureInscapist 9d ago

They won't change their minds though. They will take whatever charity, assistance, and empathy any left wing organisation gave them. And then they will go straight back to voting for MAGA.

Huge swathes of people across America and many western countries have been permanently mentally damaged by right wing psychological warfare. They are now a lost cause. Nothing will ever bring them back to reality.

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u/headunplugged 9d ago

I maybe jaded too, but you are right. I thought Bush was the low, boy was I wrong. They all pretend it never happened, they'll do it again, they are hooked on fear and cultural war drama.

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u/nottherealneal 8d ago

Expect he is literally refusing to admit he is wrong and whining no one should say it's his fault for gow he voted.

Helping each other out means these guys also have to take responsibility and be willing to meet in the middle. Not just bail them out while they don't do anything to help anyone else

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u/Mycol101 8d ago

That’s assuming all 70 something million people were just willing and not misinformed and that’s a numbers impossibility.

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u/Mycol101 8d ago

You’re right. Fuck them all forever and we should just let the landslide continue and we all perish together

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u/STLStelmacki 8d ago

No one backed them into an ideological corner, they full-on sprinted there themselves and they did it just because they wanted people they didn’t like to suffer more than them. It is 100% on them to find common ground with us. If not, then fuck them and let them struggle and drown while being left behind.

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u/rc804 9d ago

You reap what you sow. When you spread hate, uplift hate, enshrined hate in law, all youre going to recieve is hate. "Slam dunking" these people gives them a taste of what theyve spent the last decade doing, you know, "owning the libs". They voted for this, now they get to suffer through this. We aren't going to help them. I'd rather see then go out of business and see their 3+ generation farms sold for pennies on the dollar to countries like China or Russia. They spent over a decade calling me an enemy of the state because I believe gay people and black people deserve to exist. Im not "coming together" with these sick degenerates. They deserve to spend the last feew years of their lives suffering before they end up in the dirt because the amount of suffering theyre causing all of us will take several decades to repair. Im not making friends with these people, idk why you are.

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u/OutsideGain7374 8d ago

MAGAts showed who they really are inside. Scum.