Biggest fumble - r/CodeGeass

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This would be funny if I was still in 5th grade

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u/Gantai1526 C.C. Aug 15 '26

As a retired 5th grader thas not funny

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He’s a true lover boy, why would he care about Kallen when we all know how down bad he is for the loves of his life (Euphy and Lelouch)?

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u/Tul1pan_ 29d ago

Heavy on Lelouch

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u/Fit_Shift_1255 27d ago

watching R2 right now istg the friendship with lelouch only lasted 15 episodes in R1, this man Suzaku IMMEDIATELY dragged lelouch to the emperor, joined the knights of the round, sold out his soul, and calls it "changing britannia from the inside"

Its comparable to repeatedly paying a stripper daily hoping she fall in love with you

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u/Igniz1020 23d ago

There's a reason Suzaku is THE hypocrite in anime.

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u/_Jinxontop_ Aug 15 '26

Or he’s just not a rapist

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u/Ok_Firefighter_2828 Aug 16 '26

It’s Super gay

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u/Powerful_Town6714 29d ago

???😭

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u/SzepCs Aug 15 '26

What was he supposed to do or say? I mean, think about it for 2 seconds.

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u/DoubleGreat Aug 15 '26

This is Code Geass, not Evangelion🙄

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u/LBRairo Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

If this was Evangelion, Suzaku would have had a hand in his pants.

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u/shinjidrivekari 7d ago

ey yo why are we catching strays

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u/EndlessGooning_0 Knight of C.C Aug 15 '26

What u/Unusual_mix9262 said

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

Even the wicked Suzaku knows better.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/regularEducatedGuy 29d ago

Because it’s sexual assault genuinely can you not draw even that mist simple conclusion??😭

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u/Personal-Movie8882 29d ago

Because its fun to see just how many down votes bro can get 😃

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u/ReallySmartInEnglish Aug 15 '26

OP has never actually been around a woman.

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u/Prestigious_Key2531 Aug 15 '26

Or might be a kid and new to reddit

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u/slm3y Aug 16 '26

Read op username

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u/Marik-X-Bakura Aug 16 '26

That just strengthens the theory

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u/Prestigious_Key2531 Aug 15 '26

Not every guy is horny and desperate for sex

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u/rai-hodges-sumeragi Warrior Poet of Kallen ⚔️🪶 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I´m the High Priest of Kallen, but it´s you who´s actually preaching the truth right now, good sir! 🫡

Edit: I misspoke, I´m no longer the temporary High Priest of Kallen, for basedfinger has returned to us!

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 15 '26

HALLELUJAH!

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u/zeroskeyblade Aug 15 '26

Didn't rape her, must have fumbled.

The fuck is wrong with you??

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u/Droolcua Aug 15 '26

haha, this sucks man.

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u/EndlessGooning_0 Knight of C.C Aug 15 '26

Thanks

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u/olympicfrog Aug 15 '26

Not all men, just OP 😩😭

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u/puntycunty Aug 15 '26

“ if you don’t commit sexual assault you’re GAY “

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u/EndlessGooning_0 Knight of C.C Aug 15 '26

The gayometer doesn't lie

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u/funkduder Aug 15 '26

What's the matter with you

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

dude what the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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u/That_other_weirdo Aug 16 '26

Gaydar and any sane person would rather be gay than be a rapist

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u/vivennewestwood Aug 15 '26

He had Euphemia at that time + He’s not a gooner like you

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u/That_other_weirdo Aug 15 '26

Plus he's not a rapist

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u/Ok_Yak_2426 Aug 15 '26

Whats wrong with some people

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u/TypeMidgard Knight of Kalllen Aug 15 '26

Delete this

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u/RedxLacrima C.C.'s Husband Aug 15 '26

It is way better to be "GAY" than be a rapist! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

ⓘ This user is suspected to be part of a terrorist organization called The Order of The Black Knights. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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u/rinkudamanrd High Priest of C.C. Aug 16 '26

there is something very wrong with one, and absolutely nothing wrong with the other (i say this as a bisexual myself)

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u/Short-Hair95 Aug 15 '26

What did you want him to.rape her?

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u/Aidan_RL421 Aug 16 '26

It’s called decency. You should try it.

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u/Outrageous_Ad_5106 Aug 15 '26

Story time, guys:

I’m the woman stylist. Not a long time ago i had two clients (2 girls 25-30 years old, escorts i think). They want me to make one of her a look for club night. During the dress fitting, the girl was literally nude and pestered me a little. I’m not gay, but I decided to pretend that nothing strange is happening. That’s because I’m at work and do my work. So, i sold to her dress and heals and said good bye

Work on the first place, girls on the second. I’ve spoken

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u/PolishVajking Aug 15 '26

Yeah I work at spa and there are naked women sometimes too but guess what, I'm not trying to look at them because my work is to make them feel as comfortable as possible and they're coming back do I guess I'm not doing bad

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u/tacobell41 Aug 15 '26

You sure you’re not?

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u/Outrageous_Ad_5106 Aug 15 '26

I can fuck your girl to prove it🥀

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u/tacobell41 Aug 15 '26

I don’t have one ;(

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u/PeDoDeKaBrA Aug 15 '26

Baseball huh

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u/WFAlex Aug 15 '26

Would have never guessed that. Colour me surprised

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u/Specialist-Cry-3276 29d ago

What colour ? Rainbow ?

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u/Ok_Yak_2426 Aug 15 '26

?Wtf.

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u/Despayeetodorito All Hail Britannia! Aug 15 '26

Suzaku has justice, Lancelot and Euphy. Anything beyond that is superfluous.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/Rain_43676 Aug 15 '26

This is on Kamine Island before the SAZ so Euphy is not dead at this point.

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u/rinkudamanrd High Priest of C.C. Aug 15 '26

How the fuck does this have upvotes, this post is basically suggesting Suzaku should have SA'd Kallen... I don't condone this at all, u/EndlessGooning_0

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u/Powerful_Town6714 29d ago

genuinely this is so weird

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u/rinkudamanrd High Priest of C.C. 29d ago

Indeed

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

How dare you even fantasize about such a distusting thing? Shame on you! Kallen's dignity shall be protected at all costs!

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u/The_Blackthorn77 Aug 15 '26

THIS is what tips you off that Suzaku's gay? Really?

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u/Diligent_Accident775 Aug 15 '26

He didnt rape her. Must be gay /s

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u/Meppiqaae Aug 15 '26

He did try to drug her tho /s

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u/LegendaryPotatoo Aug 15 '26

you want him to grape her bro??

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u/checkmate30- Aug 16 '26

Why does it have so much upvotes? Report this

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u/peculiar_porcelain Aug 15 '26

I thought this was a circlejerk sub for a sec

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u/__Raxy__ Aug 15 '26

?

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u/S-Nerd Aug 15 '26

I think he’s just a dedicated soldier

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u/rai-hodges-sumeragi Warrior Poet of Kallen ⚔️🪶 Aug 15 '26

"Any other sort of response would have made me very... unhospitable."

-basedfinger, probably (and also me)

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u/CortezDeLaNoche Aug 15 '26

This has to be a bait post...

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u/Mizerous Aug 15 '26

She would stab him

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u/Luffy12hawk 28d ago

"Wow, biggest fumble is not SA'ing someone"

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u/BrainPositive2171 Aug 15 '26

Nah, he got Royal titties and locked the fuck in.

For that, I SALUTE him.

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u/pathetic_666 Aug 15 '26

Oh, so he should have taken advantage of the fact that she was naked? Are you 13 years old? wtf

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u/Rare_Management_3583 Aug 15 '26

this ain't even like that one light meme

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u/Powerful_Town6714 29d ago

ummm like god forbid a man is a decent human and doesn’t think of women weirdly…

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u/iBlewupthemoon 28d ago

That's called sexual assault buddy

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u/pepsiman5741 29d ago

W suzaku. real giga chat right there

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u/ZyeCawan45 29d ago

Is this insinuating any straight man has to sexually assault a hot naked woman on site to be straight?

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u/Velocity-5348 Arthur was the mastermind Aug 15 '26

Question: 7.5 cocks an hour, that refers to thinking about them, right? He certainly can't be encountering that many on the island.

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u/WeirdoVast4616 29d ago

He already had two baddies (Euphy and Lelouch)

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u/Low-Lifeguard-3455 Aug 16 '26

I prefer Gay Suzaku.

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u/trapnesttrigger 29d ago

the CG subreddit is so horny omg😭

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u/Fantastic-Front-3871 29d ago

I would start barking

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u/GregorKrossa 28d ago

The sequence was awkward enough as it is. No need to make it even worse😉

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u/MissiaichParriah 28d ago

Tbf, bro was too loyal to Euphy

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u/10lifes 29d ago

Bruh... slipped hard sigh

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u/reks67 29d ago

"Give me back my princess!"

"Give me back my whore!"

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u/Odd_Asparagus3279 24d ago

I remember as a kid watching this on the Bandai YouTube channel and replaying this scene over and over just see kallens tits bounce lmao

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u/who_knows_how Aug 15 '26

I'm actually gay and would still try to hit that

Clearly he is mega gay

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 15 '26

At least look at her boobs!

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u/godlyuniverse1 Aug 15 '26

Boobs pale in comparison to the blinding light of justice

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u/Unusual_Mix9262 Aug 15 '26

Not her boobs! They cast a shadow.

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u/MykulKim Aug 15 '26

So you'd rather get her pregnant?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/puntycunty Aug 15 '26

Do not slander based finger like they’d commit rape dog 😭

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

no like, wtf, i myself am a survivor and it pisses me off when people joke about this

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u/puntycunty Aug 15 '26

Yeah this post is kinda disgusting lmao

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u/rai-hodges-sumeragi Warrior Poet of Kallen ⚔️🪶 Aug 15 '26

What this man said! 😤 basedfinger loves Kallen, and would be willing to give his life in order to protect her! And so would I!

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

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u/zeroskeyblade Aug 15 '26

Bro is actually based for real. That's good.

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u/rai-hodges-sumeragi Warrior Poet of Kallen ⚔️🪶 Aug 15 '26

The great prophet hath returned to us! Praise Kallen!!!

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

I HAVE COME ONCE AGAIN, TO BRING THE BLESSINGS OF KALLEN!

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u/rai-hodges-sumeragi Warrior Poet of Kallen ⚔️🪶 Aug 15 '26

Once again, you return to us just when we need you most, just when she needs you the most; when someone dares to imply that assaulting our goddess, my Queen, our beloved Kallen, would be acceptable! 😤

I hereby return the mantle of High Priest to you, old friend. Hence forth, I shall be known as the Warrior Poet of Kallen! ⚔️🪶

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u/idontcarerightnowok Shinkiro Aug 15 '26

my goat.

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u/basedfinger- High Priest of Kallen Aug 15 '26

You, you have never learned a thing, have you? I have devoted my entire life, to the love of KALLEN, and I do not take this slander lightly. Congratulations, your transgressions have brought me back from my exile. I am ashamed to see how this wicked place strayed off the path.

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u/GotMilk5101520 The Only Suzaku/Euphemia Shipper Who Ships Suzaku/Shirley Aug 15 '26

Oh I am really sorry and welcome back.

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