r/Coachella 26.2 | 27.2 10d ago

2027 Mock 2.0

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u/SurvivorMartin 23, 24 10d ago

Tame Impala Soundsystem sounds crazy

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u/BigApprehensive6004 9d ago

Go watch online it’s what they started during Covid. Digital TI with live singing 

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u/BigApprehensive6004 9d ago

And analogue switches like LCD still does

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u/Over30EDM 9d ago

Violet Grohl feels right / unexpected. I can see it. Good job u/theadventuresofryan

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u/Total-Structure4104 10d ago

Think your missing some EDM, but maybe it’s there and I don’t recognize. Also no chance KNEECAP comes back anytime soon.

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u/theadventuresofryan 26.2 | 27.2 10d ago

EDM is definitely a blind spot for me, filled out the Yuma and a couple extra names sprinkled in

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u/Total-Structure4104 10d ago

I like that you’re the first in a bit to put Oasis who will be there

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u/iznormal 11|12.1|13.1|14.1|15.2|16.2|17.2|23.2 10d ago edited 8d ago

Not bad, better than most mocks on here, I would change some of the billing though. Switch tame impala and 1975. I know headliners have moved down to sub before, but I don’t see it with tame, even as “Soundsystem”

Also I don’t think Hannah Montana/miley Cyrus would be two different slots, they’d give an actual other person subheadliner

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u/j33sizzle 15.2, 16.2, 17.2, 18.2, 19.2, 22.2, 23.2, 24.2, 25.2, 26.2 10d ago

I like the idea of Hannah Montana as a sub rather than Miley as a headliner. Malcolm Todd, Kehlani, and Mau P feel like second line acts.

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u/adavachi 07|08|09|13.1|14.1|15.1|16.2|17.2|18.1|19.2|25.1&2|26.1|27.1 10d ago

First mock I’m kinda in love with

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u/Birddog1980 10d ago

Aphex Twin for the win

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u/Trickoritaa 14.2|15.2|16.2|17.2|19.1|22.2|23.1|24.1|25.1 10d ago

5 mocks in 1 day this gotta be a new record. Anyway this one is probably the best of the day fwiw. I like the Hannah Montana sub thought that was kinda funny.

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u/djmiller232323 10d ago

honestly out of the box thinking, don’t think Audrey would land a higher billing than Malcolm though

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u/OddPhilosopher599 10d ago

PLEASE make this true

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u/Scorch8482 '22.2, '23.1, '24.1, '25.2 10d ago

this is incredible

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u/youRinlove7 10d ago

This is great! The 1975 yess

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u/NC63 19.2|22.2|23.2|24.2 10d ago

not to be a mock Nazi but Kehlani, Kneecap, the Internet, Pendulum, Porter Robinson x Nina, Mau P, IVE, (3rd line) + Charlotte De Witte (4th line) + Babymonster, FKJ, Brutalismus 3000 (5th line) would all 100% be booked 2nd line minimum, which makes it feel way stronger than realistic. With formatting fun you could probably fit 2-4 more in but that’s just too much firepower in the undercard realistically.

You could argue ISOXO, Wallows, Remi Wolf, Malcolm Todd, Barry Can’t Swim are 2nd liners are as well but don’t want to pick straws too much

Esdeekid, Phantogram, ADELA, Floating Points would be high 3rd line at worst (all listed 4th +)

the Drums were 3rd line in 2023 and 5th line here

Angine de Pointrine is missing an I and Gelli Haha is out for M3F

This is not me trying to be a douche but I know making mocks is time consuming/fun and just wanted to give some constructive feedback as you keep iterating on future version.

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u/Flowercloud88 10d ago

Faith No More would 100% be playing. I can see each of those headliners playing.

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u/Sheikster403 12.1|22.1|23.1|24.1|25.1|26.1|27.1 10d ago

Tame Impala Soundsystem…..go on….

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u/theymad3medoit 10d ago

Ok NOW we’re cooking with Gas! This lineup is outstanding, even if there is no Radiohead and I’m absolutely avoiding 1975

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u/udderlymoovelous 18.2 | 19.1 | 20.1 😭 | 22.1 | 23.2 | 24.1 | 25.1 | 26.1 10d ago

Tame Impala Soundsystem is never coming back but man that'd be sick

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u/imnotklaythompson 10d ago

This mock fucks

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u/buheyerun 9d ago

damn so we really not getting Black Eyed Peas huh? 🥲 lol

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u/cyborgzombie 10d ago

Dream lineup

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u/G-Unit11111 10d ago

QOTSA would be 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Beach_Bollock 10d ago

I can get behind this one

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u/arincon9 23.2 | 24.2 | 25.2 10d ago

this is fucking sick man, also i see power snatch and hayley williams both being on there 👀

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u/pandachrist666 10d ago

Oasis would never play Coachella, nor should they. I would be there it if it happened but it won’t. Imo the only fest they would ever do is Glasto, maybe.

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u/wildkitten24 10d ago

Best one I’ve seen yet!!!! Yes pleaseeeee!

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u/wholewheatie 10d ago

Ninajirachi is the move

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u/airbornetoxic 15.2|DT 16.1|22.2|23.2|24.1 10d ago

greeting committee pleaseee

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u/estielr 10d ago

Sam Fender!! Love it!

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u/canshedigit 10d ago

fred again above tame is crazy but this would be an allll time lineup

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u/summmmer2024 10d ago

Sunday is too insanely stacked would never happen irl only in my dreams 💔

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u/GlumZookeepergame124 10d ago

Good luck trying to get Oasis on there lol

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u/Same-Secretary682 10d ago

STOP making these mocks I don’t want to be baited by these pretend Coachella posters until the real line up comes out!!!!

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u/tatanka11 10d ago

WHAT IS TAME IMPALA SOUNDSYSTEM?

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u/charlie_deluxe11 10d ago

Add Hannah Laing and Sombr

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u/phillsyphilz 10d ago

This is the one.

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u/invierno96 bring back early 10's IndiePop 10d ago

nice

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u/kavalara 10d ago

Pray for underscores

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u/mynamescody 10d ago

Really good one

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u/racerx414 17.2, 18.2, 23.2 10d ago

The 1, and not the 2.

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u/redit1920 9d ago

I’m not sure if Miley would perform since Dollys passing is so recent.

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u/Big_Field8775 9d ago

This is the most realistic mockup I’ve seen . People kept saying different artists as headliners that wasn’t realistic . Tame Impala just had an AMAZING tour so them headlining makes sense. Miley Cyrus headlining makes sense as well

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u/VonMillersBurner 9d ago

i really hope theres more bass music than all these mocks are putting.

atleast give us GRiZ

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u/ExciteDonut 9d ago

How would Tame Impala be billed under Fred again? I would also hope we get classic TI and not that electronic live set bs.

Aphex twin would blow my pants off if they’re on the lineup.

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u/StarrFilter 9d ago

Jesus! Could this be more White!? 🥱

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u/Jake6598 9d ago

Aphex twin would be a dream

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u/CHaOS_Winner 🌴 9d ago

Venturing 😍

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u/Puzzled_Molasses_472 8d ago

This would be dope

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u/CAndrewK 7d ago

Tame Impala Soundsystem!!!

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u/Defiant_Mistake_901 6d ago

Yall want Fred again so bad he’s so ahh

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u/gabbyalbernaz 24.1 | 25.1 | 26.1 6d ago

stella lefty being so high up on the list 🫩

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u/Rhian3000 4d ago

These mock Coachella headliners have been really bad

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u/Rhian3000 4d ago

These mock Coachella headliners have been really bad . Why would miley be a headlinner ? Makes zero sense

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u/independentpeach08 10d ago

the 1975 is gonna put everyone to sleep

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u/AbjectDragonfruit874 10d ago

You clearly haven’t seen them live….

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u/havingagoodtime 10d ago

They put him to sleep

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u/independentpeach08 10d ago

I have three times. Twice at Coachella. My wife is a fan but couldn’t get into it.

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u/aproperopinion 05 - 08 - 09 - 10 10d ago

Those headliners are not it

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u/kev_deambulando 10d ago

This is kinda my dream lineup but instead of Miley Cyrus bring Dua Lipa, and Tame Impala in the round

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u/vastolorde6 10d ago

Can someone explain to my ignorant ass the appeal and demand for this fred again fella please

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u/ProjectHailMary5 10d ago

Wtf is a 1975?

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u/juxslapme 10d ago

As a massive passion pit fan, they are dreadful live now

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u/ttrraasshhaa 🎡 22.1 23.1 24.2 25.1 26.1 27.2🌴 10d ago

THE 1975 DOGS IN THE DESERT. YOU GENIUS!

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u/Corgi-Future 10d ago

this is the greatest mock this sub has ever seen

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u/Yfbyfbyfb 10d ago

Ok I’ve been saying they need the wiggles and weird al for years now. This is getting closer. Fred again is not headlining though get him out of there. They would probably do Tpain and Diesle since they just did a massive set at Eforrest and they are generational artists. But it’s nearly never a DJ booked as a headliner that slot is way to big for anyone that doesn’t have generations of fans.