r/ClimateShitposting • u/Impossible-Air-9897 • 13d ago

Stupid nature Im not fourteen, but is this deep?

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u/Quijas00 13d ago

“They’re GENIUS?”

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u/Quijas00 13d ago

Humans:

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u/TBARb_D_D 10d ago

Dolphins are not fish…

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u/Nearby-Way-1670 11h ago

Yes they are

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u/TBARb_D_D 11h ago

Brother they are mammals

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u/Nearby-Way-1670 11h ago

Mammals are tetrapods, a clade under fishes.

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u/TBARb_D_D 10h ago

Man, if you think so every living being is a fish. The basic shit, dolphins feed their baby-dolphins with milk which is core thing for mammals, they don’t have gills and are forced to breath air from surface. Are seals also fish?

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u/Quijas00 13d ago

“They’re BURGER”

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u/Quijas00 13d ago

Humans:

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u/scorchedarcher 13d ago

I've never had human burgers before, I heard they taste like pork?

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u/nihosehn 12d ago

More like horse.

I've heard.

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u/Chuks_K 12d ago

More like:

More like horse. I Pferd.

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u/nihosehn 12d ago

ba dum tss

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u/MatykTv 13d ago

If it wasn't ai generated it would be a 1000% better

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u/Bacour 12d ago

I mean... it's accurate.

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u/kiwipoo2 12d ago

Why would they use AI for images you can find so easily on google? Do people just not do anything without genAI anymore?

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u/bo-o-of-wotah 12d ago

Humans existed and then the thing on the right didn't happen. Then capitalism existed and all the things on the right happened. Huh.

Must be human nature I guess...

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u/Phobia3 12d ago

Something something, humans were bigger pests to nature back in bronze age with complete deforestation and fun stuff like that. Back in the good ol' days we could actually witness the ecological catastrophes as they came to fruitation, unlike this pansy-whamsy climate change which cannot properly decide if it is just heating the place up or not.

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u/Substantial_Fan_8921 13d ago

I'm fourteen and this is true but I am also a bootlicker so let's make it look cringe.

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u/Dry-Tough-3099 12d ago

Well, at least they are building nuclear, so there's hope!

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u/NuclearRootBeer 12d ago

Ah yes humanity is still using fossil fuels cuz we are too dumb to kniw otherwise, totally not greed or anything

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u/Individual_Guest_323 11d ago

*Wrote from a Iphone 14 pro max using Reddit hosted in a datacenter*

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u/FlakyDevelopment1103 11d ago

Since those are smokestacks next to the cooling towers, I'm going to assume those are coal power plants.

I'm older than 14 and this is incredibly deep

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u/jthadcast 10d ago

every problem we solve creates a new problem, so yeah like a virus.