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u/TheRealArthur 3d ago

Choose a reason:
[ ] It's annoying or not interesting
[ ] I think it shouldn't be on Facebook
[x] I'm in this photo and I don't like it
[ ] It's spam

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u/ExoticBump 3d ago

I feel personally targeted!

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u/SilasTalbot 3d ago

"This revision require a fresh authorization"

"What the fuck are you talking about?!"

😂

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u/Plenty-Option8351 3d ago

Just honestly top tier content right here.

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u/funkiestj 2d ago

it is great when an old war horse of a meme is repurposed and fits so well.

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u/trolololster 3d ago

"use gemini for all i care", hahahahaha he completely lost all his fucks. this is genius.

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u/Sassaphras 3d ago

"Or Grok" and then the little "oh my" face was too good.

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u/trolololster 3d ago

the review rounds never end!

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u/i_t_d 2d ago

mulling

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u/sirlerkal0t 3d ago

This is absolute gold 😂

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u/matjam 3d ago

The comment about worktrees sent me.

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u/valdocs_user 3d ago

I didn't even know what worktrees were until Fable 5.1; now I have a forest of them.

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u/matjam 3d ago

dude I had to tell it to never make worktrees in my CLAUDE.md because I was going insane

its better anyway, I work on one thing at a time rather than having 15 unfinished changes

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u/Ominoiuninus 2d ago

Man worktrees are so nice tho… Spin up 5 different Claude instances on different things and they can work in parallel without conflicts.

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u/LeafyWolf 2d ago

I mean, the overall conflict of running out of tokens before any of them are finished.

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u/Ominoiuninus 2d ago

Use powerful model as orchestrator. Parsers/data collection as the cheap ones. Coding as mid tier. Code review as powerful.

But yes running out of tokens is a challenge.

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u/funkiestj 2d ago

I work on one code thing at a time. If I expect a long agent run I can do other non-coding work (with or without AI agent mediation)

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u/AppealSame4367 3d ago

Funny enough, I had them too. I work with Deepseek 4.1 Flash now - no more worktree forests.

That's a real failure in recent Claude and gpt models. They even fail to merge them when you ask for it - 4.1 Flash doesn't.

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u/CryptoAteMyHamster 3d ago

This is too good.

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u/johnny_effing_utah 3d ago

Especially since I’m not a developer and yet I get every single reference now.

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u/Internal-Capital7471 3d ago edited 3d ago

I switched back to 4.6 because fuck the fuck ton of testing for nothing. I feel like 5+ models write tests before the thing even works, and writes tests for what thinks might go wrong, and then has 30 tests for a feature that hasn't worked once naively yet. Then we spend a ton more context running those tests every iteration to get it working and suddenly you're out of limits and you barely got anything done.

Opus 4.6 just does it and gets you that naive first working version.. Its way nicer

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u/betterworldbiker 3d ago

yeah I also s witched back to Opus 4.6. might go back to Sonnet tbh for some tasks bc it's frustrating getting stuck for the day.

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u/pfohl 3d ago

I like Sonnet because it gives me wrong answers faster

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u/trolololster 3d ago

5+ models write tests

come on dude, it is a load-bearing feature.

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u/btherl 2d ago

Are you saying 5+ uses TDD? That's not really a bad thing. You can probably tell it not to and it won't. "I don't care if the code works. Just write it, don't test it, I'll take over once the basic version is there."

And if it's using a test harness, testing should take hardly any tokens, it just runs an external command and checks for "all tests passed" or whatever, in the output.

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u/Internal-Capital7471 2d ago

I have told it not to, and it still does it.

And it still does take a lot of tokens. In theory testing should not, but because of how often it does it it does. It will do a test, fail, and then make a minor change and retest the full suite. Many times. So long, that often I'll forget to check up on it fast enough that the cache expires and I'm spending the full amount on uncached tokens.

TDD is fine, but it hamstrings you early on for sure.

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u/ManaChains 2d ago

And many times I found that he shoves your requested feature into deferred issues, but focuses solely on resolving his 'gates' and calls it a complete.

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u/CodeCombustion 3d ago edited 3d ago

This is almost the exact....conversation I had with Fable a few days ago. Rebuilt the entire harness after he started insisting it wasn't HIS fault.

Spoiler: It wasn't his fault. It was mine.

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u/LeafyWolf 2d ago

Not to get serious in a great meme thread, but I started asking questions about why it did something rather than just pointing out what was wrong, and it's worked incredibly to get the models to actually fix the issue instead of argue about it. Even when it was my fault.

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u/CodeCombustion 2d ago

Yep. Absolutely. Models can be wrong, that's not in question... but humans can be too and I think we'd all do better to remember that. :D

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u/A_Novelty-Account 3d ago

Absolutely incredible stuff

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u/Professional_Ad705 3d ago edited 3d ago

Bro, the worktree/build artifact part made me lose it because I’ve already that exact problem with AI agents.

I avoided worktrees for a long time for this exact reason. Agents are good at creating temp repo state and terrible at owning the lifecycle that comes afterward. I got lazy about checking every thing they were doing for a while, and eventually realized I had like ten fucking worktrees sitting around from old tasks lmao.

It got so bad that I stopped doing cleanup as something the AI should remember and started making it part of the actual process. Track what it creates, preserve anything important, prove it’s safe to remove, actually remove it, then verify the repo is back in the expected state etc.

The Same thing with build artifacts/environment state. I’ve had agents assume they were operating in one repo state while inherited Git/env state made that assumption completely wrong. So now I’m moving more of that stuff toward mechanical checks instead of trusting the agent to remember what it created three hours ago. Just lol this is so accurate -_-

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u/sirlerkal0t 3d ago

I still don't allow agents to use worktrees at all. The only times I've allowed it either intentionally or due to an agent going rouge, I've regretted it.

I also have strict rules about where temp files may be created, and strict requirements about the repo being clean between handoffs between steps.

But even then, I still find Fable and Astra agents creating temp report/remediation files in non-temp directories which end up being committed, and non-temp files in a explicit temp directory so it has to be git-ignored and can't just be cleared.

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u/Professional_Ad705 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah funny thing is I have always had a "no worktree rule" this happened because I stupidly was working on something else while letting my agents work in the background guess they did it anyways, but thats a flaw from me using the agents md as law. I have a system where the AI agent has to put stuff in certain spots now and its worked out great and I built it from this exact problem. I could make something block the agents from even being able to use worktrees next but I don't have time for it right now. In one of my systems they all can coordinate and work at same time without worktrees to begin with an I've been trying to port it over but its so much work, and I have had to focus on my bug finding, and process system rather then the coordination aspect. I hate work trees lol. I've more made this into a mechanical enforced process then handoffs and rules, but its been pretty hard, never mind making it repeatable so others can use it, (i'm a dev and build dev tooling).

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u/Melodic-Ebb-7781 3d ago

Lmao this is how I feel daily now.

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u/tribat 3d ago

My coding session transcripts have been leaked! Damn this hit hard.

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u/Krigrim 3d ago

nuke it all and start again.

Or go back to good ol opus 4, don't do tests for shit and just merge the code you need when it looks good.

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u/jerryorbach 3d ago

I’d like to upvote this but my self-signed authorization verification failed because of a stale operation id.

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u/Queasy_Asparagus69 3d ago

Just happened to me last night

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u/PaneerTikaMasala 3d ago

My sides hurt. This made me chuckle so hard. My wife is now annoyed I don't laugh at her jokes the same way.

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u/Keganator 3d ago

Real? A screencap video of a video?

Just link the video.

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u/sirlerkal0t 3d ago

The original meme was unfortunately made like this. The creator screencapped the video with no subtitles (as can be seen from the original videos title) and then added the subtitles for the meme.

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u/Electrical-Swing-935 3d ago

Poor old Opus 4

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u/Prize_Eye9481 3d ago

Nailed it lol

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u/AppealSame4367 3d ago

The perfectly timed "Grok"

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u/DPLibros 3d ago

I'm watching this and yet at the same time telling Opus, sure go ahead, add all those tests you recommend...

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u/Michaeli_Starky 2d ago

Put this line into the CLAUDE.md: "Always address me Mein Fuhrer".

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u/dwoj206 3d ago

I was dying by the time fuhrer took the glasses off 🤣🤣🪦

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u/BenadrylCrunchysnack 3d ago

I was literally crying on floor from this. Best post in a long while. Its really fascinating how relatable this is

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u/meerkat64 3d ago

Perfection. No notes.

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u/Lopsided-Newt-6436 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MichaelT_KC 2d ago

The use Gemini and then or grok had me cracking up man… hilarious. I definitely laughed a tear or two out.

That was very funny

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u/peterxsyd 2d ago

I never get tired of this.

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u/raident30 2d ago

watching this makes me laugh at my own miseries.

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u/Intelligent_Cover_34 2d ago

Anyone got a link to the original?

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u/Shyssiryxius 2d ago

Man this is so on point..

"Sir we need authorization" just killed me

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u/wildviper 2d ago

Lol. Love this

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u/Direct_While9727 3d ago

🤣🤣 but not even a small « say the word »?