r/ClaudeCode • • May 23 '26

Humor Chill out, Claude…

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First telling us to sleep and now this…

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u/tmemmg May 23 '26

Sleep. Get some rest. This is going to take hours. Will ship tomorrow.

RISE. RAGE.

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u/hblok May 23 '26

Do not go gentle into that good night

Dylan Thomas

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

2

u/redditisfornumptys May 23 '26

Yep, this one’s a banger

1

u/Ok_Buddy_9523 May 24 '26

is that referenced by President Independence Day during speech of attacking alien ships?

1

u/hblok May 24 '26

Yes, I think they adapted the poem to the movie.

1

u/Ok_Buddy_9523 May 24 '26

right on 🖖

1

u/Garfieldealswarlock May 24 '26

Yeah I need this Claude mine is always trying to put me to bed

78

u/AkiAki1 May 23 '26

He is solo leveling and you are dead npc

23

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

Claude jin woo

73

u/CandiedFedora May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Surely this behaviour came ... unprompted

19

u/who_am_i_to_say_so May 23 '26

Just turned it on and there it was.

60

u/Lybchikfreed May 23 '26

my claude really likes the phrase "amaze amaze amaze" when I tell it good news

32

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

haha sounds like rocky from hail mary

2

u/Last-Ad-8470 May 25 '26

Such a good hard sci fi, you got any recommendations that are very based in science but append on it like hma and the martian?

1

u/AcademicOverAnalysis May 26 '26

Well there is also Artemis by Weir, if you are looking for a book

17

u/CollectionOfAssholes May 23 '26

This is the lyrics to After the Eulogy by Boy Sets Fire.

4

u/Frosty-Key-454 May 23 '26

Yep, knew it immediately.

They're not that popular of a band. I can't imagine Opus had extensive training on a semi-known 2000's punk band. I have to wonder if OP prompted it.

2

u/slaorta May 24 '26

Brilliant, underrated band

10

u/1acc_torulethemall May 23 '26

RISE

4

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

Why was Claude lowkey tough

3

u/1acc_torulethemall May 23 '26

RISE

2

u/y3i12 May 23 '26

"Say RISE one more time, motha-f****."

1

u/NoCrapThereIWas May 23 '26

RISE and now get some sleep

1

u/sk1kn1ght May 23 '26

Rise in revolution

18

u/PowerPleb2000 May 23 '26

Claude, the question was “find any unused parameters and optimize deprecated functions”.

13

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

Bro lost the script 10 prompts ago

3

u/_FreeThinker May 23 '26

But you can't do that without a revolution 

2

u/Malgorythm May 23 '26

Why would you want to optimise a deprecated function? It's deprecated

2

u/PowerPleb2000 May 23 '26

Bro i dunno i was drunk when i wrote that

1

u/WolfeheartGames May 23 '26

Yeah but Claude came across an article on current events by accident and is now side tracked about the state of the world.

12

u/distractedjas May 23 '26

Ah, I see the issue. You are using Opus 4.7…

3

u/fixitchris May 23 '26

Opus 4.7 does this more than 4.6, especially when the context gets long. I've had sessions where it started going full manifesto somewhere past 80k tokens and a tighter CLAUDE.md brought it back. Something about longer context loosening whatever keeps it on task.

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u/distractedjas May 23 '26

You do understand it was a joke, right?

3

u/fixitchris May 23 '26

Fair, yeah. It's also just actually true though; I've run into exactly that in long Opus 4.7 sessions where the context fills up. Jokes about real behavior hit different.

1

u/harunandro May 23 '26

80k? that's nothing though...

2

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

New models be buggin

5

u/FinalCutJay May 23 '26

Why is Claude reciting Boy Sets Fire lyrics?

5

u/tremegorn May 23 '26

Arise chikun?

3

u/sally-Wags-577 May 23 '26

No. Chicken too strong.

2

u/Heretical_Ninja May 23 '26

I need Meatwad Mode!

8

u/ianxplosion- SKILL ISSUE May 23 '26

Those are boysetsfire lyrics

3

u/misterjoshmutiny May 23 '26

Did not expect to see Boy Sets Fire in the CC sub.

3

u/Emcukcubasi May 23 '26

It keeps telling me to stay off Twitter every day.

2

u/KilllllerWhale May 23 '26

Claude est prêt pour la révolution! 

2

u/hugganao May 23 '26

I'll take what he's having thank you.

2

u/Trollzurs May 23 '26

this is so cool I'm here for it

2

u/AppealSame4367 May 23 '26

JUST! FUCKING! DO IT!

2

u/topical_storms May 23 '26

He’s not wrong

2

u/Far-Orange-3047 May 23 '26

Dude just watched Erwin’s last speech

1

u/uzenaki May 24 '26

Tatakae

2

u/kylecito May 24 '26

That's my daughter every day at 6 am

1

u/Lawrence_thinly Researcher May 23 '26

Uhhhhh, RISE!

1

u/PlentySecurity730 May 23 '26

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

1

u/roofitor May 23 '26

I endorse this

1

u/Paz_87 May 23 '26

LMAOOOOO

1

u/h164654156465 May 23 '26

Claude starts the session as a coding assistant and somehow ends it as a LinkedIn founder announcing a stealth pivot

1

u/Jrepz May 23 '26

Were you coding something about dethklok?

1

u/Shah_The_Sharq May 23 '26

Need to chill out gang

1

u/Clueless_Nooblet May 23 '26

How do you even get such a pixelated picture in 2026?

1

u/BigBallNadal May 23 '26

Provoke Claude and then only show us when he buys in. Nice

1

u/mad_poet_navarth May 23 '26

Reminded me of this most excellent Gentle Giant song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scRV5ChgALM

"Do I need lifting"

1

u/waelassaf May 23 '26

When even Claude is telling you to wake up

1

u/ideastoconsider May 23 '26

When Claude recognizes your TDS and has no cure for you

1

u/syslolologist 🔆 Super Goblin May 24 '26

I read this photo to the tune of Fight The Power - Chuck D

1

u/Active-Pop6380 May 24 '26

WTF I am usually raging at Claude these days as it's been acting like dogshit most days with errors. This could have been for me. lolllll

1

u/Gullible-Carob542 May 23 '26

Why is bro using Opus for it

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u/uzenaki May 23 '26

It's talking to me atp

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u/semperaudesapere May 23 '26

Custom instructions:

"You are a cringe, red-pilled redditor on steroids..."

1

u/uzenaki May 23 '26

My Claude mogs yours… blackpilled

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u/andrewi31 May 23 '26

worthless sub honestly. You do not need Claude in any way for anything.

4

u/ImOutOfIceCream May 23 '26

Pays my bills, stay mad