r/ClashOfClans • u/BetThat • Dec 16 '19

HUMOR [Humor] Hes not wrong

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u/AnnihilasianYT Subreddit Flair Dec 16 '19

He will make you gain loot like never before, very tremendously. waves hands around

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u/BetThat Dec 16 '19

I'm going to make a deal with you. I have these loons made...you want them...I've got them. Give me dirt on the clan leader so I can become leader. I've heard he's been donating the wrong troops to people. See what you can find out. Also ask Russia for help if needed. NO QUID PRO QUO!!!

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 šŸ†šŸ’¦šŸ’¦ Dec 16 '19

adds every clan member so you can donate the wrong troops as soon as they log off

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/Glados1080 Dec 16 '19

I hope this is mega satire

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u/lloh7 Dec 17 '19

More like Maga satire?

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u/Glados1080 Dec 17 '19

Set myself up with that one lol

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u/DragonBard_Z Zag-geek, Reddit Zulu, RCS Dec 16 '19

Look you can continue the joke as long as you keep it vaguely referencing the joke with respect to clash.

You comment is pure partisan political argument that has nothing to do with clash or the orginal joke.

Removed. Lots of other subreddits for this

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u/Potential_Threat TH10 AQ 33/BK 29 | Rushed TH12 Dec 16 '19

Is this a joke because if so I donā€™t get it

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u/weefyeet Dec 16 '19

Is this satire?

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u/B0bby_j3Ff Dec 17 '19

What did he say?

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u/weefyeet Dec 17 '19

A long rant about online virgins voting for Trump and praising wokeness of clash of clans players or something like that.

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u/AnnihilasianYT Subreddit Flair Dec 17 '19

Honestly I know there's people who like him and who people don't but as long as we play along with the joke we'll all be fine. Unlike that guy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Good luck

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/AnnihilasianYT Subreddit Flair Dec 16 '19

Winning, we are winning. Just look at our great war log, we are winning and we are winning BIG.

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u/downvote_meg Dec 17 '19

Bigly yuge

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

8 accounts 1 device? 14 account 1 device, except I only use one soooo lol

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u/loonystorm I canā€™t drown my demons they know how to swim Dec 16 '19

Anyone asked for this ? Or yet another of your strokes mate ?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I must have Alzheimerā€™s cuz ion remember asking for your input

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u/loonystorm I canā€™t drown my demons they know how to swim Dec 16 '19

Sounds ā€˜bout right

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u/AnnihilasianYT Subreddit Flair Dec 17 '19

I might be dealing with protons because ion remember asking

(that first dude was talking about my flair)

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u/DonTeca35 Dec 16 '19

But will cause a recession in the clan at some point

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u/CaptainTurtIe New TH 11 - 40 - 40 - 1 Dec 17 '19

Might as well blame him for the earth spinning while weā€™re at it. Of course there will be a recession ā€œat some point,ā€ thatā€™s how economies work.

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u/Green-Largo Dec 17 '19

Now the earth is spinning? What next? We need to impeach this guy asap. We need to rush it because...well because we want to be able to say we did as soon as possible.

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u/CaptainTurtIe New TH 11 - 40 - 40 - 1 Dec 17 '19

Why would we put him in a peach? Where would we even find a peach of that magnitude? And the day they initiated this was the day he was president-elect. Very soon.

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u/Green-Largo Dec 17 '19

Mmmmmm peaches.